THAT 7 IN 15 MEN ARE BASIC!
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ROLEPLAY OC-ISH, NO ASSOCIATIONS
▹ Good fucking lord Delilah.
▹ Good fucking lord Delilah.
in about a day joy is probably gonna experience the second most heartbreaking sight of her life
in about a day joy is probably gonna experience the second most heartbreaking sight of her life
BEHOLD:
PURIFIED MORI
BEHOLD:
PURIFIED MORI
30 missed calls.
30. Missed. Calls.
Every single one has so far
has only ended in voicemail and
it's stressing him the fuck out.
30 missed calls.
30. Missed. Calls.
Every single one has so far
has only ended in voicemail and
it's stressing him the fuck out.
▹ masato i swear to god
▹ masato i swear to god
It's hard to keep up with the rest.
It's hard to fulfill everyone's expectations.
It's hard to pretend you're the best.
▹ ...
▹ To be honest, I always
thought people act flirty
with me just to be flirty, not
because of that.
The most common compliments
and flatteries he recieves are
based off of his muscles.
'' You are a tall muscular man with whimsy and swag and you somehow didnt figure that was attractive???? ''
▹ .. I'm not good when it
comes to romance. 💧
^ has had multiple partners
throughout his life
▹ ...
▹ To be honest, I always
thought people act flirty
with me just to be flirty, not
because of that.
The most common compliments
and flatteries he recieves are
based off of his muscles.
▹ .. I'm not good when it
comes to romance. 💧
^ has had multiple partners
throughout his life
'' ? did it take u this long to figure that out. ''
▹ No clue how this keeps
happening.
^ objectively attractive
▹ .. I'm not good when it
comes to romance. 💧
^ has had multiple partners
throughout his life
▹ No clue how this keeps
happening.
^ objectively attractive
▹ No clue how this keeps
happening.
^ objectively attractive
Xander's ability to clock people's queerness is inmmaculate. He's done this 7 times and he hasn't been wrong once. If he's looking at someone and his gaze is lingering for a bit too long, he's not in love nor is he suspicious. He's just trying to figure out what flavor of queer they are
Xander's ability to clock people's queerness is inmmaculate. He's done this 7 times and he hasn't been wrong once. If he's looking at someone and his gaze is lingering for a bit too long, he's not in love nor is he suspicious. He's just trying to figure out what flavor of queer they are
SLAMS HIS FIST ON THE TABLE
SO HARD HE SNAPS IT IN HALF.
▹ I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.
I FUCKING KNEW ITTTT.
▹ xander, i need to tell
you something really
quick.
▹ remember when you
said i would be a
girl in a few years.
when we were 14.
▹
▹ ...you were right .
SLAMS HIS FIST ON THE TABLE
SO HARD HE SNAPS IT IN HALF.
▹ I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.
I FUCKING KNEW ITTTT.
▹ I am absolutely certain that
she's not. I clocked this before I
even got into highschool.
What if your sibling’s a boy now?
▹ There's been a pack of baby
shower decorations and multiple
'It's a girl!' balloons hidden in a
box deep in my room, *waiting*
for when my sibling visits. It's
been there for years. I know for a
fact they'll see light someday.
▹ I am absolutely certain that
she's not. I clocked this before I
even got into highschool.
▹ There's been a pack of baby
shower decorations and multiple
'It's a girl!' balloons hidden in a
box deep in my room, *waiting*
for when my sibling visits. It's
been there for years. I know for a
fact they'll see light someday.
▹ There's been a pack of baby
shower decorations and multiple
'It's a girl!' balloons hidden in a
box deep in my room, *waiting*
for when my sibling visits. It's
been there for years. I know for a
fact they'll see light someday.
i knew you'd get owned, xander, but i didn't think you'd get owned so hard.
...
wait-- what-- NO. WHAT'S HAPPENING. WHY AM--
oh, the .transfem thing. ah. of course. what Else would it be.
i knew you'd get owned, xander, but i didn't think you'd get owned so hard.
...
wait-- what-- NO. WHAT'S HAPPENING. WHY AM--
oh, the .transfem thing. ah. of course. what Else would it be.
He stayed unnervingly still. His expression. shifted-? But it was hard to read as literally fucking anything but scared.
'' are you dee
or thrasher? ''
And then I proceeded to sundry leftover tomato peels then make tiramisu base. And then I made the tiramisu filling and some coffee. And later I'm gonna make milk popsicles. And later I'm gonna make a ham and spinach bake for mother's day. And then I'll make some marinated eggs. And then
And then I proceeded to sundry leftover tomato peels then make tiramisu base. And then I made the tiramisu filling and some coffee. And later I'm gonna make milk popsicles. And later I'm gonna make a ham and spinach bake for mother's day. And then I'll make some marinated eggs. And then