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The Tea Man
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Downright jackanape
I want Zohran to win so bad man
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Am I the only person here who likes watches or what
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Ah so we’re fucked come 2028. Cool.
JON STEWART: The Republicans are selling a product they don't believe in; but Democrats aren't. So how does that square?

KAMALA HARRIS: We need to do better.

STEWART: Oh - [laughs] - I guess we're done here.

HARRIS: But we do. But we do.
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Every time I enter the state of Wyoming I feel like I’m in enemy territory. Evil vibes in that place
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The sports scene here looks abysmal but this account followed me and I had to check it out.

Honestly, I’m fucking with Tchoukball over here.
October 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I cannot believe we are in a generation of such hyper-aggressive delirium
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Oh shit this place has DMs now?? Lmao what’s up
October 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Lights on my Tacoma so bright that shit give you Glaucoma
October 18, 2024 at 4:11 AM
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Thank God for Bluesky
October 17, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Lights on my Tacoma so bright that shit give you Glaucoma
October 18, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Fuuuu do jj I’m so drunk

-Sent from 2006 Chevrolet Impala
October 19, 2023 at 3:47 AM
Squelching all by yourself beautiful?
October 18, 2023 at 5:55 AM
Hey bro stop calling them bitches you’re scaring the hoes
October 18, 2023 at 4:40 AM
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buddy i have tasted cum you could not FATHOM
I can’t fucking imagine
October 18, 2023 at 4:32 AM
Sex where she moans yes but she says “YEAH!” Like LA Knight
October 18, 2023 at 4:25 AM
I am like the OJ Simpson of driving (threateningly)
October 18, 2023 at 4:24 AM
She blue my sky until I skeet
October 18, 2023 at 4:16 AM
Happy 4th of July! Make sure to set off fireworks near your veteran neighbor who’s seen the hell of war to show him you appreciate him defending the country!
July 5, 2023 at 3:04 AM
July 2, 2023 at 7:41 AM
Twitter amirite
July 1, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Dying and coming back as a bear, call that reinbearnation
Dying and coming back as Leslie Knope, call that Parks and Reincarnation
Dying and coming back as a tavern owner, call that reinbarnation
June 22, 2023 at 4:46 AM
Is there some sketiquette I need to know about or
June 22, 2023 at 3:56 AM
June 22, 2023 at 3:21 AM
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My friend giving me an invite code:
June 22, 2023 at 3:09 AM