bussy sandwich please with extra butt butter
January 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
bussy sandwich please with extra butt butter
my car broke down because god hates me
January 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
my car broke down because god hates me
My life would be so much better if I were Peter Griffin
January 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My life would be so much better if I were Peter Griffin
this Bluesky account shall henceforth be my journal. Nobody follows me so I’m speaking into a void. “Good”, i say.
January 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
this Bluesky account shall henceforth be my journal. Nobody follows me so I’m speaking into a void. “Good”, i say.
Perks of visiting my parents:
-the worst toilet paper to ever touch my ass
-Fox News on 24/7
-my dad disrespecting my gf at dinner
-my cat allergies flair up
but they do have Bojangles and Cook-Out so i unfortunately will be back.
-the worst toilet paper to ever touch my ass
-Fox News on 24/7
-my dad disrespecting my gf at dinner
-my cat allergies flair up
but they do have Bojangles and Cook-Out so i unfortunately will be back.
January 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Perks of visiting my parents:
-the worst toilet paper to ever touch my ass
-Fox News on 24/7
-my dad disrespecting my gf at dinner
-my cat allergies flair up
but they do have Bojangles and Cook-Out so i unfortunately will be back.
-the worst toilet paper to ever touch my ass
-Fox News on 24/7
-my dad disrespecting my gf at dinner
-my cat allergies flair up
but they do have Bojangles and Cook-Out so i unfortunately will be back.
Idk why we need to have porn on here…
November 21, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Idk why we need to have porn on here…
can people follow me on here already i’m getting pissed off
November 21, 2024 at 8:13 PM
can people follow me on here already i’m getting pissed off
Matt Gaetz eats dog cum. spread the word
November 21, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Matt Gaetz eats dog cum. spread the word
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call me franz kafka the way i wake up and im a little bug
November 21, 2024 at 4:29 PM
call me franz kafka the way i wake up and im a little bug
the only “wicked” thing i’m watching is Rodney Mullen hitting a tre flip
November 21, 2024 at 2:27 PM
the only “wicked” thing i’m watching is Rodney Mullen hitting a tre flip
Something tells me Forrest Gump would have voted for Trump
November 21, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Something tells me Forrest Gump would have voted for Trump
the first time I saw Whiplash when i was like 16, i was like “oh cool they made up at the end!”
November 21, 2024 at 5:16 AM
the first time I saw Whiplash when i was like 16, i was like “oh cool they made up at the end!”
One day, many millenia from now, my skeets will be unearthed and the new inhabitants of our planet will shed a tear realizing the best to ever do it (me) is long gone
November 21, 2024 at 5:10 AM
One day, many millenia from now, my skeets will be unearthed and the new inhabitants of our planet will shed a tear realizing the best to ever do it (me) is long gone
my partner is asleep and i’m still up sending out skeets. The lonely loner frees his mind at night indeed.
November 21, 2024 at 5:04 AM
my partner is asleep and i’m still up sending out skeets. The lonely loner frees his mind at night indeed.
They should make a movie like Joker but it’s about a guy who isn’t evil but just likes to drink beer. He likes a nice lager and enjoys being there for his friends and his community. But Hollywood would never make such a picture, since it doesn’t fit their NARRATIVE!
November 21, 2024 at 5:00 AM
They should make a movie like Joker but it’s about a guy who isn’t evil but just likes to drink beer. He likes a nice lager and enjoys being there for his friends and his community. But Hollywood would never make such a picture, since it doesn’t fit their NARRATIVE!
i’m convinced Jay Leno attempted unaliving after Conan announced he’s hosting the Oscars but his giant stupid face broke his fall
November 21, 2024 at 4:50 AM
i’m convinced Jay Leno attempted unaliving after Conan announced he’s hosting the Oscars but his giant stupid face broke his fall
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Admittedly haven't looked very hard, but I've yet to see any democrats go to bat defending Sarah McBride from this ridiculous bathroom bill. Has there been any?
November 21, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Admittedly haven't looked very hard, but I've yet to see any democrats go to bat defending Sarah McBride from this ridiculous bathroom bill. Has there been any?
me to Chicken Little’s dad
November 21, 2024 at 3:05 AM
me to Chicken Little’s dad
me on SNL: ladies and gentlemen, Mambo No. 5
November 21, 2024 at 2:12 AM
me on SNL: ladies and gentlemen, Mambo No. 5
Milhouse is a top 5 all-time TV character. Gonna be wild to see him voiced by anyone other than Pamela Hayden.
Pamela Hayden will retire from voicing Milhouse and Jimbo Jones on ‘THE SIMPSONS’ after 35 years.
November 21, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Milhouse is a top 5 all-time TV character. Gonna be wild to see him voiced by anyone other than Pamela Hayden.
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Autism is not a disease to be cured. Pass it on.
November 17, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Autism is not a disease to be cured. Pass it on.
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“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys