Chunky But Funky
@tazmaniandevil21.bsky.social
USMC Veteran, drone guy, gumbo goon, anime and gaming enthusiast. If you think you know me from the bird app, no you don’t. If I have you blocked on Twitter, you getting blocked here too bubba. 504 born and raised.
Ran into a bull moose today again and I will always be amazed at something so huge that pack somebody up in less than a second.
September 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Ran into a bull moose today again and I will always be amazed at something so huge that pack somebody up in less than a second.
Well I’m done for.
Maybe it starts at 12 am PST?
September 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Well I’m done for.
The only dinner out here closed early due to winter hours…… FAM IT’S SEPTEMBRT WHAT THE FUCK!
September 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The only dinner out here closed early due to winter hours…… FAM IT’S SEPTEMBRT WHAT THE FUCK!
I have to prepare for snow tomorrow and all I have is a wave cap and a jacket. I didn’t think this trip through at ALL
September 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I have to prepare for snow tomorrow and all I have is a wave cap and a jacket. I didn’t think this trip through at ALL
Currently in the middle of nowhere and rushing to finish paperwork at the same. Work follows me no matter where I am on the planet.
September 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Currently in the middle of nowhere and rushing to finish paperwork at the same. Work follows me no matter where I am on the planet.
Borderlands 4 gameplay video has me in a complete chokehold.
June 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Borderlands 4 gameplay video has me in a complete chokehold.
Yup!
Can you drive a stick shift?
Functionally.
Don’t say yes if you got into gear once.
Functionally.
Don’t say yes if you got into gear once.
June 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Yup!
Best way to be. I miss all of that crazy shit.
I forgot I had filters on which is why I don’t see the late night creep posts
April 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Best way to be. I miss all of that crazy shit.
Someone turned on the heat in the bathroom and I am now violently angry. Bruh… WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
April 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Someone turned on the heat in the bathroom and I am now violently angry. Bruh… WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
I’m running off of 4.5 hours of sleep and I am about to pass out at any second.
April 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’m running off of 4.5 hours of sleep and I am about to pass out at any second.
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can’t get a real bank account
April 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
can’t get a real bank account
Got a check flight tomorrow and I’m still trying to make up notes to study before I go in tomorrow. Please give me strength and patience lmao.
April 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Got a check flight tomorrow and I’m still trying to make up notes to study before I go in tomorrow. Please give me strength and patience lmao.
😭
One time I thought I lost my favorite boyfriend… I was sad, hurt, angry, and confused. Had to ask my husband for advice.
April 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
😭
They gon call the laws on you.
Lemme go start my dating coach business. My rates are discounted. 8k.
April 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They gon call the laws on you.
When you move faster than the instructor so he can’t ask you questions during the flight>>>>>>
April 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
When you move faster than the instructor so he can’t ask you questions during the flight>>>>>>
Flight training has been kicking my ass left right and center lmao. I need a break ASAP.
April 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Flight training has been kicking my ass left right and center lmao. I need a break ASAP.
It’s 13° outside and I have never been more annoyed in my life.
January 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
It’s 13° outside and I have never been more annoyed in my life.
That beef patty and coco bread I had for lunch was delicious. Might have to run it back tbh.
January 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
That beef patty and coco bread I had for lunch was delicious. Might have to run it back tbh.
I’m ready for this workday to end so I can get silly on Final Fantasy XIV. Don’t judge me please.
January 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I’m ready for this workday to end so I can get silly on Final Fantasy XIV. Don’t judge me please.
Lmaoooooo
Me: *walks to get my charger out the car*
Nextdoor neighbor’s daughter:
“oh nooooo, I'm good and full now. I just need a nice long d*ck and a bed.
Heeeeyyyy neighbor”
Me: 😳
Nextdoor neighbor’s daughter:
“oh nooooo, I'm good and full now. I just need a nice long d*ck and a bed.
Heeeeyyyy neighbor”
Me: 😳
December 25, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Lmaoooooo
Been getting called handsome the last 30 minutes. My kind of Christmas.
December 25, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Been getting called handsome the last 30 minutes. My kind of Christmas.
Ok I’m on here today and I gotta follow all my mutuals back.
November 17, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Ok I’m on here today and I gotta follow all my mutuals back.
True gentleman behavior
Making her breakfast and then kicking her out. >
I got things I need to do today.
I got things I need to do today.
November 16, 2024 at 7:38 PM
True gentleman behavior
Old Fashioned.
8. What's your fav drink of choice? Alcohol of course 🍸
November 15, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Old Fashioned.
3 bottles of water down, 5 more to go smh. Might have t skip my evening coffee to make sure I get all this water down.
November 15, 2024 at 11:22 PM
3 bottles of water down, 5 more to go smh. Might have t skip my evening coffee to make sure I get all this water down.