Taylor of the Stars
@taylorofthestars.bsky.social
Hit 'em with that pawtism stare
Pokemon truce maker be like "Let flygons be flygons"
September 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Pokemon truce maker be like "Let flygons be flygons"
After checking my bank balance, it is with a heavy heart that I must announce that I am no longer feeling Miku Miku ooweeoo
August 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
After checking my bank balance, it is with a heavy heart that I must announce that I am no longer feeling Miku Miku ooweeoo
Seducing strangers just to see what the inside of their house looks like. C'mon, whatchu hidin' in there, anything cool?
April 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Seducing strangers just to see what the inside of their house looks like. C'mon, whatchu hidin' in there, anything cool?
Just forgot that the normal way to exit an encounter with a cashier is "have a nice day" and I just said "nyoom" out loud and ran away
April 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Just forgot that the normal way to exit an encounter with a cashier is "have a nice day" and I just said "nyoom" out loud and ran away
Brb bringing a plucked chicken into parliament to show them what a man looks like
April 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Brb bringing a plucked chicken into parliament to show them what a man looks like
Just thought about quicksaving before biting into my cookie in case it hurt my teeth as if save scumming is a thing in real life
April 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Just thought about quicksaving before biting into my cookie in case it hurt my teeth as if save scumming is a thing in real life
The Meyer's briggs personality test is too complicated. Let's simplify it down to one axis. Pinky? Or brain?
April 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The Meyer's briggs personality test is too complicated. Let's simplify it down to one axis. Pinky? Or brain?
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Tonight's inner ear radio is brought to you by: **VERY FAINT FIRE ALARMS**
March 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Tonight's inner ear radio is brought to you by: **VERY FAINT FIRE ALARMS**
It ain't easy bein' a fish turnin' tricks.
*Takes big drag of cigarette*
But the slammin' salmon pays the bills
*Takes big drag of cigarette*
But the slammin' salmon pays the bills
March 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It ain't easy bein' a fish turnin' tricks.
*Takes big drag of cigarette*
But the slammin' salmon pays the bills
*Takes big drag of cigarette*
But the slammin' salmon pays the bills
The reason venting works when you're angry is because it lets whatever crawled up your ass escape while you're distracted
#TruthBomb
#TruthBomb
March 3, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The reason venting works when you're angry is because it lets whatever crawled up your ass escape while you're distracted
#TruthBomb
#TruthBomb
How I be sitting on the kitchen counter top while chatting utter bollocks
March 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How I be sitting on the kitchen counter top while chatting utter bollocks
@jacobgeller.com thanks for putting the nebula reminder at the beginning of the video. I keep forgetting to watch things on it
March 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
@jacobgeller.com thanks for putting the nebula reminder at the beginning of the video. I keep forgetting to watch things on it
I'm going absolutely feral over my hunter. I need her to beckon me over to cuddle and call me a silly girl for being shy
March 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I'm going absolutely feral over my hunter. I need her to beckon me over to cuddle and call me a silly girl for being shy
My wife putting me (I'm a fish) in her coat pocket and consulting me like a pocket watch when she tries to make decisions
February 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My wife putting me (I'm a fish) in her coat pocket and consulting me like a pocket watch when she tries to make decisions
Holy shit, the Sex Ed Hulk?
February 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Holy shit, the Sex Ed Hulk?
A trans girl top with E.D. and paranoia? Don'tcha mean a girl with ✨thrust issues✨?
February 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A trans girl top with E.D. and paranoia? Don'tcha mean a girl with ✨thrust issues✨?
Got that non-binary ketamine. Catch me in the they-hole
February 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Got that non-binary ketamine. Catch me in the they-hole
On that weed that makes me want a bedtime story
February 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
On that weed that makes me want a bedtime story
Saw a trampoline flipped over and it gave me an idea
February 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Saw a trampoline flipped over and it gave me an idea
I forgot to get food colouring for my crystals but don't worry, I'm going to die. <- a sentence that actually made me feel quite a bit better. Anyway, say hi to Flat Jerry
February 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I forgot to get food colouring for my crystals but don't worry, I'm going to die. <- a sentence that actually made me feel quite a bit better. Anyway, say hi to Flat Jerry
Getting hella pissed off at benign hallucinations. It feels like I'm being called from another room but I'm home alone and don't want to keep taking my headphones on and off every five minutes to check
February 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Getting hella pissed off at benign hallucinations. It feels like I'm being called from another room but I'm home alone and don't want to keep taking my headphones on and off every five minutes to check
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Guy Fawkes Pro Hater
February 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Guy Fawkes Pro Hater
I'm actually from the future where humanity's homeostatic functions are decreased from a higher standard of living and that's why I cannot ever be uncomfy or I will literally explode
January 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I'm actually from the future where humanity's homeostatic functions are decreased from a higher standard of living and that's why I cannot ever be uncomfy or I will literally explode