teeskii
@tayignition.bsky.social
when there's nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire 🔥
Bold of you to assume I learn from my mistakes
Tums Introduces New Sternly Worded Note Reminding Consumers They Know Better Than To Eat That Stuff
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March 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Bold of you to assume I learn from my mistakes
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A reminder for these times.
March 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A reminder for these times.
I never thought I would have to tell my kids to stop calling each other bitches and hoes.
February 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I never thought I would have to tell my kids to stop calling each other bitches and hoes.
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
As a Millenial, I hate that we are on the eve of Generation Beta. I feel like Gen Alpha just started traumatizing us, I'm not prepared for another Skibidi toilet.
January 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
As a Millenial, I hate that we are on the eve of Generation Beta. I feel like Gen Alpha just started traumatizing us, I'm not prepared for another Skibidi toilet.
Does everyone have a favourite celebrity home or is that something that only happens after turning 40? Either way, mine is Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom's home www.housebeautiful.com/lifestyle/en...
Yes, Andy Samberg Really Lives in This Mindblowing Moorish Palace
And Charlie Chaplin once called it home, too!
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December 31, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Does everyone have a favourite celebrity home or is that something that only happens after turning 40? Either way, mine is Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom's home www.housebeautiful.com/lifestyle/en...
My youngest was trying on clothes the other day after a growth spurt.
"Mom, my clothes don't fit, I think I'm getting fat, P-H-A-T."
Me: .......do you...do know what that means?
"It means I've gained extra extra weight?"
😅🥴
"Mom, my clothes don't fit, I think I'm getting fat, P-H-A-T."
Me: .......do you...do know what that means?
"It means I've gained extra extra weight?"
😅🥴
December 31, 2024 at 2:34 AM
My youngest was trying on clothes the other day after a growth spurt.
"Mom, my clothes don't fit, I think I'm getting fat, P-H-A-T."
Me: .......do you...do know what that means?
"It means I've gained extra extra weight?"
😅🥴
"Mom, my clothes don't fit, I think I'm getting fat, P-H-A-T."
Me: .......do you...do know what that means?
"It means I've gained extra extra weight?"
😅🥴
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Hi, Bluesky. I’m God.
Jesus and Santa are both huge socialists. Free healthcare for all, free toys for all. We all agree on this stuff.
Love,
God
Jesus and Santa are both huge socialists. Free healthcare for all, free toys for all. We all agree on this stuff.
Love,
God
December 28, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Hi, Bluesky. I’m God.
Jesus and Santa are both huge socialists. Free healthcare for all, free toys for all. We all agree on this stuff.
Love,
God
Jesus and Santa are both huge socialists. Free healthcare for all, free toys for all. We all agree on this stuff.
Love,
God
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I’m thinking Mangione blew it when we went to McDonald’s. He goes to a Waffle House and someone hides the gun for him and probably keeps it, he goes to a Popeyes and nobody is talking to the cops, he goes to a Starbucks and people buy him breakfast.
December 10, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I’m thinking Mangione blew it when we went to McDonald’s. He goes to a Waffle House and someone hides the gun for him and probably keeps it, he goes to a Popeyes and nobody is talking to the cops, he goes to a Starbucks and people buy him breakfast.
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I try to think
But lyrics pop up:
5th verse:
“Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
it's not a cry that you hear at night
It's not someone who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah”
youtu.be/YrLk4vdY28Q?...
But lyrics pop up:
5th verse:
“Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
it's not a cry that you hear at night
It's not someone who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah”
youtu.be/YrLk4vdY28Q?...
Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah (Live In London)
YouTube video by LeonardCohenVEVO
youtu.be
December 4, 2024 at 2:10 AM
I try to think
But lyrics pop up:
5th verse:
“Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
it's not a cry that you hear at night
It's not someone who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah”
youtu.be/YrLk4vdY28Q?...
But lyrics pop up:
5th verse:
“Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
it's not a cry that you hear at night
It's not someone who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah”
youtu.be/YrLk4vdY28Q?...