Tato 🏳️🌈
@tatolikepotato.bsky.social
From the 1990s • super 🏳️🌈 • neurodivergent • agnostic (ex-Christian) • obsessed with my wife
One of my gf’s friends referred to me as (my gf’s) “ridiculously hot girlfriend” when I wasn’t there and I’m sorry but WHAT
a woman in a black turtleneck is sitting in a red chair with her hair in a ponytail
Alt: a woman in a black turtleneck is sitting in a red chair with her hair in a ponytail, she turns to look behind her then back at the camera and points to herself in confusion
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November 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
One of my gf’s friends referred to me as (my gf’s) “ridiculously hot girlfriend” when I wasn’t there and I’m sorry but WHAT
My gf’s time awareness is impressive.
They put something in the toaster oven, came to the room to watch our show, then suddenly got up and left the room and then DING went off.
They did this TWICE. They got up BEFORE THE DING. While we were watching a showww!
How?!????
They put something in the toaster oven, came to the room to watch our show, then suddenly got up and left the room and then DING went off.
They did this TWICE. They got up BEFORE THE DING. While we were watching a showww!
How?!????
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My gf’s time awareness is impressive.
They put something in the toaster oven, came to the room to watch our show, then suddenly got up and left the room and then DING went off.
They did this TWICE. They got up BEFORE THE DING. While we were watching a showww!
How?!????
They put something in the toaster oven, came to the room to watch our show, then suddenly got up and left the room and then DING went off.
They did this TWICE. They got up BEFORE THE DING. While we were watching a showww!
How?!????
Sometimes I wonder if people see me as a Suggested Follow on social media and it pisses them off. 😅
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Sometimes I wonder if people see me as a Suggested Follow on social media and it pisses them off. 😅
I filmed myself trying that pierce the veil trend and I never felt like such a gremlin in my liiiiife 😭😭😭
August 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I filmed myself trying that pierce the veil trend and I never felt like such a gremlin in my liiiiife 😭😭😭
I used to think tea was gross. Every time someone made tea for me it just tasted like bitter hot water with a weird hint of herbal taste.
My gf has completely converted me. They make tea so delicious. I love tea now. 😋
My gf has completely converted me. They make tea so delicious. I love tea now. 😋
August 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I used to think tea was gross. Every time someone made tea for me it just tasted like bitter hot water with a weird hint of herbal taste.
My gf has completely converted me. They make tea so delicious. I love tea now. 😋
My gf has completely converted me. They make tea so delicious. I love tea now. 😋
I don’t trust any “safe space” that makes that their whole personality and structures that space very similarly to the way the “unsafe space” did.
July 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I don’t trust any “safe space” that makes that their whole personality and structures that space very similarly to the way the “unsafe space” did.
My gf is always so fckn CUTE. All the time. I catch myself staring when they don’t even realize it and I melt. When they’re walking, scrolling on their phone, eating dinner, sleeping, talking, EXISTING. Ugh. I’m obsessed. 🥰😍😍😍
July 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My gf is always so fckn CUTE. All the time. I catch myself staring when they don’t even realize it and I melt. When they’re walking, scrolling on their phone, eating dinner, sleeping, talking, EXISTING. Ugh. I’m obsessed. 🥰😍😍😍
All the heart eyes 😍😍😍
End of Oregon Renaissance Faire season with my love. Stop waiting! Go take them to the thing! @tatolikepotato.bsky.social #wlw #wuhluhwuh #oregonrenfaire #renfaire #oregonrenaissancefaire #queer #queerlove #dateidea #love #cosplay #seizetheday
June 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
All the heart eyes 😍😍😍
Why do I get so excited at client’s birthdays? I am processing their paperwork like, “Oooh an Aries. We’d def be friends.”
Tbh I only know the birth month of like 3 signs 🙈 I am NOT super into astrology so I don’t know why I do this ha
Tbh I only know the birth month of like 3 signs 🙈 I am NOT super into astrology so I don’t know why I do this ha
June 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Why do I get so excited at client’s birthdays? I am processing their paperwork like, “Oooh an Aries. We’d def be friends.”
Tbh I only know the birth month of like 3 signs 🙈 I am NOT super into astrology so I don’t know why I do this ha
Tbh I only know the birth month of like 3 signs 🙈 I am NOT super into astrology so I don’t know why I do this ha
You don’t owe shit to your family. Find the people that support and love you well, not just for appearances. Make THEM your family.
"The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb." fr
"The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb." fr
June 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You don’t owe shit to your family. Find the people that support and love you well, not just for appearances. Make THEM your family.
"The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb." fr
"The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb." fr
Why does my wife have to go to work DURING PRIDE MONTH??? This is unacceptable. I need to speak with the manager.
June 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Why does my wife have to go to work DURING PRIDE MONTH??? This is unacceptable. I need to speak with the manager.
10/10 advice baby! Sapphic fantasy dates are where it’s at 🥰
This is your sign to take your elf wife(elf girlfriend) to the Ren Faire and live out that enemies to lovers fantasy 😈💋 You're welcome. @tatolikepotato.bsky.social #renfaire #sapphic #enemiestolovers #cosplay #sapphicdate #dateidea #queer #priDEMONth #happypride #queerlove #wlw #wuhluhwuh
June 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
10/10 advice baby! Sapphic fantasy dates are where it’s at 🥰
Felt cute and thought that picture was funny 🤣
June 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Felt cute and thought that picture was funny 🤣
The world needs more sapphic pirates!! 🥰🥰🥰😘
This is your sign to take your wife(girlfriend), on a sapphic pirate date. @tatolikepotato.bsky.social #sapphic #wlw #dateideas #sapphicpirates #pirates #cosplay #wuhluhwuh #queerlove
June 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The world needs more sapphic pirates!! 🥰🥰🥰😘
Why did I just read “more detailed breakdown” as “mental breakdown”
I’m tired 😮💨
I’m tired 😮💨
April 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Why did I just read “more detailed breakdown” as “mental breakdown”
I’m tired 😮💨
I’m tired 😮💨
“Trust me.” My wife pulled me away from the clothing rack I had been sifting through . They informed me that a man had been staring at me creepily.
For a second I blamed myself. Only for a second though.
F*ck purity culture. Wear what you want. Hold creeps accountable for being creepy
For a second I blamed myself. Only for a second though.
F*ck purity culture. Wear what you want. Hold creeps accountable for being creepy
April 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“Trust me.” My wife pulled me away from the clothing rack I had been sifting through . They informed me that a man had been staring at me creepily.
For a second I blamed myself. Only for a second though.
F*ck purity culture. Wear what you want. Hold creeps accountable for being creepy
For a second I blamed myself. Only for a second though.
F*ck purity culture. Wear what you want. Hold creeps accountable for being creepy
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My religious indoctrination healing looks like me lounging in my “Women don’t owe you shit” crop top that my wife bought for me bc I mentioned I wanted one once 💕
Oh my gods I think I would laugh uncontrollably if 2019 me had to meet current me
Oh my gods I think I would laugh uncontrollably if 2019 me had to meet current me
March 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
My religious indoctrination healing looks like me lounging in my “Women don’t owe you shit” crop top that my wife bought for me bc I mentioned I wanted one once 💕
Oh my gods I think I would laugh uncontrollably if 2019 me had to meet current me
Oh my gods I think I would laugh uncontrollably if 2019 me had to meet current me
My religious indoctrination healing looks like me lounging in my “Women don’t owe you shit” crop top that my wife bought for me bc I mentioned I wanted one once 💕
Oh my gods I think I would laugh uncontrollably if 2019 me had to meet current me
Oh my gods I think I would laugh uncontrollably if 2019 me had to meet current me
March 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
My religious indoctrination healing looks like me lounging in my “Women don’t owe you shit” crop top that my wife bought for me bc I mentioned I wanted one once 💕
Oh my gods I think I would laugh uncontrollably if 2019 me had to meet current me
Oh my gods I think I would laugh uncontrollably if 2019 me had to meet current me
If I add quote text, will his face not show up on my TL lol
It appears that Tim Whitaker and The New Evangelicals had some ulterior motives for not taking the evidence and reports of Tony Jones's abusive actions seriously...
Whitaker is coming out with a book in August, too...
More info here:
tnereckoning.com.
Whitaker is coming out with a book in August, too...
More info here:
tnereckoning.com.
March 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If I add quote text, will his face not show up on my TL lol
When someone who refuses to hear any criticism about himself and actively silences his community so he can control the narrative has a full report made public about his controlling behaviors and misconduct
March 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
When someone who refuses to hear any criticism about himself and actively silences his community so he can control the narrative has a full report made public about his controlling behaviors and misconduct
This month’s luteal phase has been ROUGH 😭
March 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This month’s luteal phase has been ROUGH 😭
Why is butter a measurement of softness for clothing 🧈
March 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Why is butter a measurement of softness for clothing 🧈
You know those family members who rarely come around and just kind of lie low?
I understand them now
I understand them now
March 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You know those family members who rarely come around and just kind of lie low?
I understand them now
I understand them now
funny how I joined this app in 2023 for flirts as a shy late in life lesbian and now i just fangirl over my wife
March 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
funny how I joined this app in 2023 for flirts as a shy late in life lesbian and now i just fangirl over my wife