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@tastypoison.bsky.social
[ It's about 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍! ]
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This account is non-lewd.
[ MDNI. ]
Art Credit:
Honkai Star Rail, Arcane
#DispatchRP #MVRP
Hexed by #AvalynTheAccursed
- Lewd will be ignored or blocked.
This account is non-lewd.
[ MDNI. ]
Art Credit:
Honkai Star Rail, Arcane
#DispatchRP #MVRP
Hexed by #AvalynTheAccursed
" Nope! "
She continues searching around.
Eyeing all of the different weapons carefully.
" ... Ah-HA! "
She grabs it!
Oh my god it's a rocket launcher-
" .... My stick!
Boom stick! "
She continues searching around.
Eyeing all of the different weapons carefully.
" ... Ah-HA! "
She grabs it!
Oh my god it's a rocket launcher-
" .... My stick!
Boom stick! "
He raises a brow, making sure to web down the knocked out guards.
"Noted...you get what ya need from here or?"
"Noted...you get what ya need from here or?"
" Actually, it does do somethin'
But it'd be a lot funnier if I showed 'ya, so I'm not tell'n~! "
She picks the ball back up.
Seems they're in the clear again!
But it'd be a lot funnier if I showed 'ya, so I'm not tell'n~! "
She picks the ball back up.
Seems they're in the clear again!
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
" Nope! "
She continues searching around.
Eyeing all of the different weapons carefully.
" ... Ah-HA! "
She grabs it!
Oh my god it's a rocket launcher-
" .... My stick!
Boom stick! "
She continues searching around.
Eyeing all of the different weapons carefully.
" ... Ah-HA! "
She grabs it!
Oh my god it's a rocket launcher-
" .... My stick!
Boom stick! "
" Actually, it does do somethin'
But it'd be a lot funnier if I showed 'ya, so I'm not tell'n~! "
She picks the ball back up.
Seems they're in the clear again!
But it'd be a lot funnier if I showed 'ya, so I'm not tell'n~! "
She picks the ball back up.
Seems they're in the clear again!
Ok...that made him laugh, as he dropped onto another hard, his head walking against the ground, firing a web from his ankle to pin them.
"Wait it was really a ball???"
"Wait it was really a ball???"
Anyone hit by the darts would have dropped.
Not dead, but definitely out for a while.
" .. Yeesh, bit of an overreaction.
All I did was drop the ball. "
Yeah, that was it.
The ball was legitimately just a ball.
Not dead, but definitely out for a while.
" .. Yeesh, bit of an overreaction.
All I did was drop the ball. "
Yeah, that was it.
The ball was legitimately just a ball.
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
" Actually, it does do somethin'
But it'd be a lot funnier if I showed 'ya, so I'm not tell'n~! "
She picks the ball back up.
Seems they're in the clear again!
But it'd be a lot funnier if I showed 'ya, so I'm not tell'n~! "
She picks the ball back up.
Seems they're in the clear again!
//
Agreed tbh, 342 kiIIed my grandma.
Agreed tbh, 342 kiIIed my grandma.
#Queekisms
Caroline’s 1 — 60121, I’m sorry.
Not sorry to Caroline 342.
She’s a bitch. She knows what she did.
Caroline’s 1 — 60121, I’m sorry.
Not sorry to Caroline 342.
She’s a bitch. She knows what she did.
//
Now you go march right up to Caroline and apologize, to her and all her twins.
Now you go march right up to Caroline and apologize, to her and all her twins.
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Agreed tbh, 342 kiIIed my grandma.
Agreed tbh, 342 kiIIed my grandma.
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Now you go march right up to Caroline and apologize, to her and all her twins.
Now you go march right up to Caroline and apologize, to her and all her twins.
//
Caroline has feelings too, y'know?
All of them Carolines do u_u
Caroline has feelings too, y'know?
All of them Carolines do u_u
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Now you go march right up to Caroline and apologize, to her and all her twins.
Now you go march right up to Caroline and apologize, to her and all her twins.
//
Caroline has feelings too, y'know?
All of them Carolines do u_u
Caroline has feelings too, y'know?
All of them Carolines do u_u
//
Hey you can't just accuse Caroline of being a bot like that!
Hey you can't just accuse Caroline of being a bot like that!
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Caroline has feelings too, y'know?
All of them Carolines do u_u
Caroline has feelings too, y'know?
All of them Carolines do u_u
//
Hey you can't just accuse Caroline of being a bot like that!
Hey you can't just accuse Caroline of being a bot like that!
#Queekisms
Tbh considering all of Caroline’s accounts have photos of different women on them, I am beginning to suspect she might just be a bot.
Tbh considering all of Caroline’s accounts have photos of different women on them, I am beginning to suspect she might just be a bot.
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Hey you can't just accuse Caroline of being a bot like that!
Hey you can't just accuse Caroline of being a bot like that!
THIS MEANS WAR, MOUSE.
🐭“Firing the laser to the Waffle House, ha ha.”
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
THIS MEANS WAR, MOUSE.
And today on Pepper's Cooking Channel, we're going to learn all the things you SHOULDN'T put into a cake.
Lesson one!
Sticks of dynamite do not make good candles.
( Putting a stick of dynamite in the cake- )
Can anyone tell me whhhyyyyy?
Lesson one!
Sticks of dynamite do not make good candles.
( Putting a stick of dynamite in the cake- )
Can anyone tell me whhhyyyyy?
February 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
And today on Pepper's Cooking Channel, we're going to learn all the things you SHOULDN'T put into a cake.
Lesson one!
Sticks of dynamite do not make good candles.
( Putting a stick of dynamite in the cake- )
Can anyone tell me whhhyyyyy?
Lesson one!
Sticks of dynamite do not make good candles.
( Putting a stick of dynamite in the cake- )
Can anyone tell me whhhyyyyy?
Gosh Heck'n Darn.
February 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Gosh Heck'n Darn.
Anyone hit by the darts would have dropped.
Not dead, but definitely out for a while.
" .. Yeesh, bit of an overreaction.
All I did was drop the ball. "
Yeah, that was it.
The ball was legitimately just a ball.
Not dead, but definitely out for a while.
" .. Yeesh, bit of an overreaction.
All I did was drop the ball. "
Yeah, that was it.
The ball was legitimately just a ball.
Victor, watching her movements, swing down, grabbing a guy and swinging him to the ceiling, pinning him to it.
Ignoring the urge to bury his fangs into the man.
Instead, covering him in wves.
Ignoring the urge to bury his fangs into the man.
Instead, covering him in wves.
.. However, it does not go off.
Pepper is gonna grab a blow dart and try to tag them while they're distracted.
Pepper is gonna grab a blow dart and try to tag them while they're distracted.
February 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Anyone hit by the darts would have dropped.
Not dead, but definitely out for a while.
" .. Yeesh, bit of an overreaction.
All I did was drop the ball. "
Yeah, that was it.
The ball was legitimately just a ball.
Not dead, but definitely out for a while.
" .. Yeesh, bit of an overreaction.
All I did was drop the ball. "
Yeah, that was it.
The ball was legitimately just a ball.
" Aw, shoot!
Here, lemme just grab somethin' to- "
She drops something on the ground.
More like.. Half-ass tossed?
It rolls towards the guards.
It's ball-shaped.
" Oops! Butt'afinga's~ "
They, understandably, are focused on the potential explosive, and react accordingly to get out of the way
->
Here, lemme just grab somethin' to- "
She drops something on the ground.
More like.. Half-ass tossed?
It rolls towards the guards.
It's ball-shaped.
" Oops! Butt'afinga's~ "
They, understandably, are focused on the potential explosive, and react accordingly to get out of the way
->
Victor sighed, looking at the guards, great.
Firing a web, pinning one to the well, and leaping to the ceiling, his spider legs digging into it.
"We got company!!"
Firing a web, pinning one to the well, and leaping to the ceiling, his spider legs digging into it.
"We got company!!"
'Entrance' she made.
February 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
" Aw, shoot!
Here, lemme just grab somethin' to- "
She drops something on the ground.
More like.. Half-ass tossed?
It rolls towards the guards.
It's ball-shaped.
" Oops! Butt'afinga's~ "
They, understandably, are focused on the potential explosive, and react accordingly to get out of the way
->
Here, lemme just grab somethin' to- "
She drops something on the ground.
More like.. Half-ass tossed?
It rolls towards the guards.
It's ball-shaped.
" Oops! Butt'afinga's~ "
They, understandably, are focused on the potential explosive, and react accordingly to get out of the way
->
//
I love writing Pepper can you tell
I love writing Pepper can you tell
February 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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I love writing Pepper can you tell
I love writing Pepper can you tell
" Yeah, but they ain't what I want. "
Should be noted she hasn't even questioned Victor following her around. Most criminals would've already tried taking him out by now.
Evidently, she is not most criminals.
Unfortunately (For Pepper), more guards had followed them in through the new ->
Should be noted she hasn't even questioned Victor following her around. Most criminals would've already tried taking him out by now.
Evidently, she is not most criminals.
Unfortunately (For Pepper), more guards had followed them in through the new ->
He sleek nodded, rubbing his neck.
"Yeah..I see that. ".
He walks over, peeking into the rooms.
"Lots of guns..."
"Yeah..I see that. ".
He walks over, peeking into the rooms.
"Lots of guns..."
she reels her arm back and SLINGS it at the steel door, blowing it clean off its hinges!
" See, if I dropped that at our feet just now, that probably would'a kiIIed us. "
" See, if I dropped that at our feet just now, that probably would'a kiIIed us. "
February 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
" Yeah, but they ain't what I want. "
Should be noted she hasn't even questioned Victor following her around. Most criminals would've already tried taking him out by now.
Evidently, she is not most criminals.
Unfortunately (For Pepper), more guards had followed them in through the new ->
Should be noted she hasn't even questioned Victor following her around. Most criminals would've already tried taking him out by now.
Evidently, she is not most criminals.
Unfortunately (For Pepper), more guards had followed them in through the new ->
" Y'know, that MIGHT be it, but they should really put a sign up or somethin'. "
She turns towards him, to show him the little capsule
" This thing's an ACTUAL explosive.
It's tiny but it can pack a real mean punch.
So you gotta be REAL careful handl'n it, or- "
Before she finish her sentence,->
She turns towards him, to show him the little capsule
" This thing's an ACTUAL explosive.
It's tiny but it can pack a real mean punch.
So you gotta be REAL careful handl'n it, or- "
Before she finish her sentence,->
A...a stick???
Wait did she just-
Ya know what,he cant talk, he has a god in his head that eats people.
"So you were...looking for the armory?"
Staring at a steel door....thats probably it.
"Like that?'
Dont help her?!
Wait did she just-
Ya know what,he cant talk, he has a god in his head that eats people.
"So you were...looking for the armory?"
Staring at a steel door....thats probably it.
"Like that?'
Dont help her?!
like an armory. "
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
" Y'know, that MIGHT be it, but they should really put a sign up or somethin'. "
She turns towards him, to show him the little capsule
" This thing's an ACTUAL explosive.
It's tiny but it can pack a real mean punch.
So you gotta be REAL careful handl'n it, or- "
Before she finish her sentence,->
She turns towards him, to show him the little capsule
" This thing's an ACTUAL explosive.
It's tiny but it can pack a real mean punch.
So you gotta be REAL careful handl'n it, or- "
Before she finish her sentence,->
Swallowing the gum(?) after she's done chewing.
.. That's the craziest thing she's done so far.
Who does that!?
She then grabs a small capsule
" Well, as I was tell'n my bestie on the phone, I'm look'n for a stick.
Doesn't seem 'ta be in this room, though..
This room looks suspiciously not->
.. That's the craziest thing she's done so far.
Who does that!?
She then grabs a small capsule
" Well, as I was tell'n my bestie on the phone, I'm look'n for a stick.
Doesn't seem 'ta be in this room, though..
This room looks suspiciously not->
God he's so tempted....
Quickly doing the same and chewing on the pink substance.
"Neat trick."
He walks over, poking one of the guards.
"Looking for something in particular here?"
Flicks some of the gun out of the cuffs of his hair, a little remained...that'll be fun later.
Quickly doing the same and chewing on the pink substance.
"Neat trick."
He walks over, poking one of the guards.
"Looking for something in particular here?"
Flicks some of the gun out of the cuffs of his hair, a little remained...that'll be fun later.
restraining them.
" .. 'Ya got a 'lil bit'a gum in 'ya hair. Might wanna go grab some peanut butter or somethin'. "
She grabs a chunk of the.. Gum.. And puts it in her mouth.
Maybe it really is gum..?
" .. 'Ya got a 'lil bit'a gum in 'ya hair. Might wanna go grab some peanut butter or somethin'. "
She grabs a chunk of the.. Gum.. And puts it in her mouth.
Maybe it really is gum..?
February 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Swallowing the gum(?) after she's done chewing.
.. That's the craziest thing she's done so far.
Who does that!?
She then grabs a small capsule
" Well, as I was tell'n my bestie on the phone, I'm look'n for a stick.
Doesn't seem 'ta be in this room, though..
This room looks suspiciously not->
.. That's the craziest thing she's done so far.
Who does that!?
She then grabs a small capsule
" Well, as I was tell'n my bestie on the phone, I'm look'n for a stick.
Doesn't seem 'ta be in this room, though..
This room looks suspiciously not->
It's a bomb. Technically.
.. But not what he's probably thinking of.
It wouldn't take long for armed guards to kick the door down. When they did, the device would go off.
But rather than blowing the guards to pieces, it exploded into a sticky pink substance. Effectively smothering and
->
.. But not what he's probably thinking of.
It wouldn't take long for armed guards to kick the door down. When they did, the device would go off.
But rather than blowing the guards to pieces, it exploded into a sticky pink substance. Effectively smothering and
->
He just watches her, arms crossed, his spider legs trying to kinda..cross themselves?
"Do this often then??"
Staring at the small device.
Bomb???
Spider-sense???
Help?
"Do this often then??"
Staring at the small device.
Bomb???
Spider-sense???
Help?
Alarms are, obviously, already going off.
There's one entrance to the room from INSIDE the building. And Pepper's just sticking a small device above the door.
Now she's taking her sweet ass time exploring the area
" Windows ain't bad, either. "
There's one entrance to the room from INSIDE the building. And Pepper's just sticking a small device above the door.
Now she's taking her sweet ass time exploring the area
" Windows ain't bad, either. "
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
It's a bomb. Technically.
.. But not what he's probably thinking of.
It wouldn't take long for armed guards to kick the door down. When they did, the device would go off.
But rather than blowing the guards to pieces, it exploded into a sticky pink substance. Effectively smothering and
->
.. But not what he's probably thinking of.
It wouldn't take long for armed guards to kick the door down. When they did, the device would go off.
But rather than blowing the guards to pieces, it exploded into a sticky pink substance. Effectively smothering and
->
Alarms are, obviously, already going off.
There's one entrance to the room from INSIDE the building. And Pepper's just sticking a small device above the door.
Now she's taking her sweet ass time exploring the area
" Windows ain't bad, either. "
There's one entrance to the room from INSIDE the building. And Pepper's just sticking a small device above the door.
Now she's taking her sweet ass time exploring the area
" Windows ain't bad, either. "
Still following along, the spider legs on his back twitching a bit.
"Fair I guess, but I usually use windows."
Tripping on a piece of rubble.
Thanks spider-sense-
"Fair I guess, but I usually use windows."
Tripping on a piece of rubble.
Thanks spider-sense-
" Doors are over rated. "
Walking into the building. Stepping over the rubble.
Walking into the building. Stepping over the rubble.
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Alarms are, obviously, already going off.
There's one entrance to the room from INSIDE the building. And Pepper's just sticking a small device above the door.
Now she's taking her sweet ass time exploring the area
" Windows ain't bad, either. "
There's one entrance to the room from INSIDE the building. And Pepper's just sticking a small device above the door.
Now she's taking her sweet ass time exploring the area
" Windows ain't bad, either. "
" Doors are over rated. "
Walking into the building. Stepping over the rubble.
Walking into the building. Stepping over the rubble.
Hes staring at the wall, his one visible eye wide behind tuffs of red hair.
Groaning, he followed her along.
"Is there a reason your making buildings wall less??'
Groaning, he followed her along.
"Is there a reason your making buildings wall less??'
" Eh. I don't keep a schedule. "
Pressing the detonator
..... BOOM!
That building now has one less wall in it.
Thankfully, nobody was on the other side.
Casually reaching over to grab the phone back
" Thanks for hold'n onto this for me! "
Pressing the detonator
..... BOOM!
That building now has one less wall in it.
Thankfully, nobody was on the other side.
Casually reaching over to grab the phone back
" Thanks for hold'n onto this for me! "
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
" Doors are over rated. "
Walking into the building. Stepping over the rubble.
Walking into the building. Stepping over the rubble.
//
I like to make it a point that Pepper is crazy, not stupid.
If she does something that seems stupid, it's because she thought it was funny. Not because she didn't think it through.
I like to make it a point that Pepper is crazy, not stupid.
If she does something that seems stupid, it's because she thought it was funny. Not because she didn't think it through.
February 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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I like to make it a point that Pepper is crazy, not stupid.
If she does something that seems stupid, it's because she thought it was funny. Not because she didn't think it through.
I like to make it a point that Pepper is crazy, not stupid.
If she does something that seems stupid, it's because she thought it was funny. Not because she didn't think it through.
" Eh. I don't keep a schedule. "
Pressing the detonator
..... BOOM!
That building now has one less wall in it.
Thankfully, nobody was on the other side.
Casually reaching over to grab the phone back
" Thanks for hold'n onto this for me! "
Pressing the detonator
..... BOOM!
That building now has one less wall in it.
Thankfully, nobody was on the other side.
Casually reaching over to grab the phone back
" Thanks for hold'n onto this for me! "
He just, stared at the off phone.
Drakon, the own voice in his head, already whispering.
Shut up.
"You uh....do that often?"
He questions, raising a brow, visible due to the ine shattered lens of his mask.
Drakon, the own voice in his head, already whispering.
Shut up.
"You uh....do that often?"
He questions, raising a brow, visible due to the ine shattered lens of his mask.
not her phone.
February 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM
" Eh. I don't keep a schedule. "
Pressing the detonator
..... BOOM!
That building now has one less wall in it.
Thankfully, nobody was on the other side.
Casually reaching over to grab the phone back
" Thanks for hold'n onto this for me! "
Pressing the detonator
..... BOOM!
That building now has one less wall in it.
Thankfully, nobody was on the other side.
Casually reaching over to grab the phone back
" Thanks for hold'n onto this for me! "
//
I love how Victor is just flabbergasted LMAO
I love how Victor is just flabbergasted LMAO
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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I love how Victor is just flabbergasted LMAO
I love how Victor is just flabbergasted LMAO
" So, what'em I do'n today?
Aw, I'm just play'n fetch, y'know? I'm gett'n a new stick <3 "
Casually walking away from the explosives.
... And handing Orb Weaver the phone?
" Can 'ya hold this for me, bud?
Thaaaanks <3 "
.. The phone isn't on. She wasn't even talking to anybody.
Also, it is ->
Aw, I'm just play'n fetch, y'know? I'm gett'n a new stick <3 "
Casually walking away from the explosives.
... And handing Orb Weaver the phone?
" Can 'ya hold this for me, bud?
Thaaaanks <3 "
.. The phone isn't on. She wasn't even talking to anybody.
Also, it is ->
Just.... kinda watching?
He blew up once today, not to excited to make it twice
He blew up once today, not to excited to make it twice
She is casually planting C4 explosives on the side of a building.
While.. Talking on the phone?
" Okay, so then I said, 'Wow, 'ya really thought I was gonna kiss 'ya, huh? You must be crazier than I am! "
Planting a few mooorrreee-
" Then I just decked'em.
Total weirdo, am I right, pudd'n? "
While.. Talking on the phone?
" Okay, so then I said, 'Wow, 'ya really thought I was gonna kiss 'ya, huh? You must be crazier than I am! "
Planting a few mooorrreee-
" Then I just decked'em.
Total weirdo, am I right, pudd'n? "
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
" So, what'em I do'n today?
Aw, I'm just play'n fetch, y'know? I'm gett'n a new stick <3 "
Casually walking away from the explosives.
... And handing Orb Weaver the phone?
" Can 'ya hold this for me, bud?
Thaaaanks <3 "
.. The phone isn't on. She wasn't even talking to anybody.
Also, it is ->
Aw, I'm just play'n fetch, y'know? I'm gett'n a new stick <3 "
Casually walking away from the explosives.
... And handing Orb Weaver the phone?
" Can 'ya hold this for me, bud?
Thaaaanks <3 "
.. The phone isn't on. She wasn't even talking to anybody.
Also, it is ->
//
If you couldn't tell, Pepper takes a lot of inspo from Harley Quinn.
If you couldn't tell, Pepper takes a lot of inspo from Harley Quinn.
February 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
//
If you couldn't tell, Pepper takes a lot of inspo from Harley Quinn.
If you couldn't tell, Pepper takes a lot of inspo from Harley Quinn.
She is casually planting C4 explosives on the side of a building.
While.. Talking on the phone?
" Okay, so then I said, 'Wow, 'ya really thought I was gonna kiss 'ya, huh? You must be crazier than I am! "
Planting a few mooorrreee-
" Then I just decked'em.
Total weirdo, am I right, pudd'n? "
While.. Talking on the phone?
" Okay, so then I said, 'Wow, 'ya really thought I was gonna kiss 'ya, huh? You must be crazier than I am! "
Planting a few mooorrreee-
" Then I just decked'em.
Total weirdo, am I right, pudd'n? "
February 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
She is casually planting C4 explosives on the side of a building.
While.. Talking on the phone?
" Okay, so then I said, 'Wow, 'ya really thought I was gonna kiss 'ya, huh? You must be crazier than I am! "
Planting a few mooorrreee-
" Then I just decked'em.
Total weirdo, am I right, pudd'n? "
While.. Talking on the phone?
" Okay, so then I said, 'Wow, 'ya really thought I was gonna kiss 'ya, huh? You must be crazier than I am! "
Planting a few mooorrreee-
" Then I just decked'em.
Total weirdo, am I right, pudd'n? "
I'll even superglue a lil bow tie on the one with a hat
It'll be a real fancy duck, you'll see
It'll be a real fancy duck, you'll see
Shit… I don’t know much about rubber duck value.
Sure, I think that’s fair.
Sure, I think that’s fair.
Ten missile-toad's are worth more than a dime.
I don't wanna rip 'ya off now!
How about five rubber ducks and one'a them has a cute hat?
I don't wanna rip 'ya off now!
How about five rubber ducks and one'a them has a cute hat?
February 8, 2026 at 10:13 AM
I'll even superglue a lil bow tie on the one with a hat
It'll be a real fancy duck, you'll see
It'll be a real fancy duck, you'll see