Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️🌈🧿
@tartdarling.com
They/Them, bilingual bisexual nerdy chicane. Witch and cardslinger with way too many hobbies. POTSie with RA.
It shouldn't need to be said but Fuck Trump, MAGA, Nazis, TERFs, Musk, racists, and Zionists.
It shouldn't need to be said but Fuck Trump, MAGA, Nazis, TERFs, Musk, racists, and Zionists.
Oh good, i lost yarn chicken but i found another skein in my stash of the same yarn.
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Oh good, i lost yarn chicken but i found another skein in my stash of the same yarn.
I'm playing yarn chicken and I'm really not sure I'll win 😬
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I'm playing yarn chicken and I'm really not sure I'll win 😬
boooo, i don't think the dress i ordered is gonna be here in time for the event i was gonna wear it to. i have no idea what I'm gonna do with it otherwise.
December 2, 2025 at 10:29 AM
boooo, i don't think the dress i ordered is gonna be here in time for the event i was gonna wear it to. i have no idea what I'm gonna do with it otherwise.
if how crunchy my muscles are is any indication, I'm gonna need to schedule a massage next week or I'll be a wreck by the time the holidays are over.
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
if how crunchy my muscles are is any indication, I'm gonna need to schedule a massage next week or I'll be a wreck by the time the holidays are over.
I swear anyone who has gotten something I've knit also has my hair because it's inevitably knit into everything
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I swear anyone who has gotten something I've knit also has my hair because it's inevitably knit into everything
i always dread bleaching my hair even though so much of it is shaved that it takes all of 15 minutes to get the bleach on
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
i always dread bleaching my hair even though so much of it is shaved that it takes all of 15 minutes to get the bleach on
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BREAKING: A new wave of union baristas are joining the longest ULP strike in Starbucks history! 2,500 union baristas across 120+ stores in 85 cities are now on an open-ended ULP strike. We're SIXTEEN DAYS in and only getting stronger ✊
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
BREAKING: A new wave of union baristas are joining the longest ULP strike in Starbucks history! 2,500 union baristas across 120+ stores in 85 cities are now on an open-ended ULP strike. We're SIXTEEN DAYS in and only getting stronger ✊
this comment from a video made me laugh so hard "but wait, I'm not even a baby witch, I'm more like a fetal witch"
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
this comment from a video made me laugh so hard "but wait, I'm not even a baby witch, I'm more like a fetal witch"
Should I go to bed? yes. Am i going to bed? probably not
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Should I go to bed? yes. Am i going to bed? probably not
hmmm. do i wanna buy tickets to see Silversun Pickups? I'm also debating Boys Like Girls.
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
hmmm. do i wanna buy tickets to see Silversun Pickups? I'm also debating Boys Like Girls.
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This is a pretty exhaustive takedown by Judge Ellis, going through DHS claims versus body cameras.
Also, fuck ICE.
Also, fuck ICE.
THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This is a pretty exhaustive takedown by Judge Ellis, going through DHS claims versus body cameras.
Also, fuck ICE.
Also, fuck ICE.
i am trapped on the couch because Raven decided she needed to be held in order to bathe tonight.
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 AM
i am trapped on the couch because Raven decided she needed to be held in order to bathe tonight.
My ritual coin just arrived today and I'm so, so, so, glad i managed to get one of the extras because it was the piece of merch i wanted most.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My ritual coin just arrived today and I'm so, so, so, glad i managed to get one of the extras because it was the piece of merch i wanted most.
fuck yeaaaaaaaaah. bless presale codes
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
fuck yeaaaaaaaaah. bless presale codes
oh fuck yeah, Dayseeker is headlining a tour here in May with Wind Walkers? I'm thereeeeeee
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
oh fuck yeah, Dayseeker is headlining a tour here in May with Wind Walkers? I'm thereeeeeee
I always feel like a bit of a bitch every time i get the comment about my hair/tattoos/piercings of "well what does your boyfriend think about [insert body mod here]?" because my standard reply is "does it matter? it's not going to change what i do."
People do NOT know how to respond to that.
People do NOT know how to respond to that.
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I always feel like a bit of a bitch every time i get the comment about my hair/tattoos/piercings of "well what does your boyfriend think about [insert body mod here]?" because my standard reply is "does it matter? it's not going to change what i do."
People do NOT know how to respond to that.
People do NOT know how to respond to that.
well i think the cat's had enough of my bullshit.
by bullshit i mean she's mad that i am daring to try to do anything other than pet and adore her.
by bullshit i mean she's mad that i am daring to try to do anything other than pet and adore her.
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 AM
well i think the cat's had enough of my bullshit.
by bullshit i mean she's mad that i am daring to try to do anything other than pet and adore her.
by bullshit i mean she's mad that i am daring to try to do anything other than pet and adore her.
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I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed.
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Alice Wong on Instagram: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the time of her passing. Hi everyone, it ...
423 likes, 73 comments - alicatsamurai on November 14, 2025: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the t...
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November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed.
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
my señora skills have been activated
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
my señora skills have been activated
i should probably not make tortillas, I've already done a lot today, but i want to make some.
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i should probably not make tortillas, I've already done a lot today, but i want to make some.
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If you thought women ruined the workplace, wait until you see what us enbies are doing. Flex hours, pay equality, plants on the desk, diverse hires, accessible desk spaces ... Real "9 to 5" shit, just like Dolly Parton taught us.
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If you thought women ruined the workplace, wait until you see what us enbies are doing. Flex hours, pay equality, plants on the desk, diverse hires, accessible desk spaces ... Real "9 to 5" shit, just like Dolly Parton taught us.
I woke up with a headache and immediately put on Mourn. I'm not sure why it's helping but I'm choosing to believe it's the constant double kicks on the drums.
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I woke up with a headache and immediately put on Mourn. I'm not sure why it's helping but I'm choosing to believe it's the constant double kicks on the drums.
if people overheard the conversations i have with the cat, they would think i was insane, but I swear she understands.
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
if people overheard the conversations i have with the cat, they would think i was insane, but I swear she understands.
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They literally laughed about not picking up phones to stop a genocide and y’all thought they would stop your own?
Progressive groups are calling for Chuck Schumer's ouster after centrist Dems' shutdown cave. Dem senators' phone lines are "exploding" with the same demands. So far, Senate Dems don't have a ton to say.
New at @zeteo.com w/ @swin24.bsky.social @premthakker.bsky.social zeteo.com/p/senate-dem...
New at @zeteo.com w/ @swin24.bsky.social @premthakker.bsky.social zeteo.com/p/senate-dem...
Furious Liberals Call for Schumer to Step Aside, Senate Dems Mostly Quiet
After their shutdown surrender, liberal lawmakers are begging their base to unite behind them anyway – as Trumpland celebrates that their opposition is a bunch of 'p*ssies.'
zeteo.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
They literally laughed about not picking up phones to stop a genocide and y’all thought they would stop your own?
