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Used to be Ell2309. Now: Twitch affiliate - http://twitch.tv/tallnerdtv - Professional Gregg Wallace botherer. Trainee Accountant. Fully COYS, sadly.
Baffled and bemused by whoever chose to not allow pre-purchasing/pre-loading Silksong. One of the most hyped up and yearned for games to be released in the last decade and people are barely able to add to cart, let alone buy the bloody thing.
September 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Baffled and bemused by whoever chose to not allow pre-purchasing/pre-loading Silksong. One of the most hyped up and yearned for games to be released in the last decade and people are barely able to add to cart, let alone buy the bloody thing.
Sick fucking bastards.
If you'll allow me the luxury of a football post...
If Spurs don't go for Eze immediately in response to the fallout of this Gibbs-White farce, then what are we doing? If he apparently has a similar release clause and we have privately been courting him for years, surely it's the next logical step?
If Spurs don't go for Eze immediately in response to the fallout of this Gibbs-White farce, then what are we doing? If he apparently has a similar release clause and we have privately been courting him for years, surely it's the next logical step?
August 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Sick fucking bastards.
If you'll allow me the luxury of a football post...
If Spurs don't go for Eze immediately in response to the fallout of this Gibbs-White farce, then what are we doing? If he apparently has a similar release clause and we have privately been courting him for years, surely it's the next logical step?
If Spurs don't go for Eze immediately in response to the fallout of this Gibbs-White farce, then what are we doing? If he apparently has a similar release clause and we have privately been courting him for years, surely it's the next logical step?
July 27, 2025 at 8:12 AM
If you'll allow me the luxury of a football post...
If Spurs don't go for Eze immediately in response to the fallout of this Gibbs-White farce, then what are we doing? If he apparently has a similar release clause and we have privately been courting him for years, surely it's the next logical step?
If Spurs don't go for Eze immediately in response to the fallout of this Gibbs-White farce, then what are we doing? If he apparently has a similar release clause and we have privately been courting him for years, surely it's the next logical step?
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hottest day of the year
![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for the Guardian, here's the script:
[SCENE: THERE ARE TWO TALKING COCKROACHES, THEY ARE BBC BREAKFAST PRESENTERS]
DAVE COCKROACH: Good morning!
It’s Wednesday May, 76,000,002,018 AD
You’re watching BBC Breakfast with me, Dave Cockroach
SELINA COCKROACH: And me, Selina Cockroach
DAVE COCKROACH: Well, today is set to be the hottest day ever recorded in Britain, as the sun swallows the Earth
SELINA COCKROACH: What a scorcher!
DAVE COCKROACH: Here to tell us More is Matt who’s down in sunny Brighton. Hi Matt!
MATT COCKROACH [REPORTING FROM WHAT REMAINS OF BRIGHTON]: Morning Dave! Well, the sea is long since evaporated down here…
But that hasn’t stopped every cockroach coming out to enjoy the glorious blood-red sun hovering ten feet above the ground.
Great news for Ian Cockroach here, who sells ice creams
How’s business Ian?
IAN COCKROACH. LEANING OUT OF AN ICE CREAM VAN: I’m on fire
[IAN COCKROACH CATCHES FIRE]
DAVE COCKROACH: Ha ha! Oh dear I think Ian is -
[DAVE COCKROACH CATCHES ON FIRE]
[THE STUDIO IS ENGULFED IN FIRE]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidoxow67jaqct7jgoulsuf7gmcjx2lr5isfjzgmkbm6iege2s4jba@jpeg)
June 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
hottest day of the year
Tears in my eyes, why does it have to be so fucking JACKED
March 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Tears in my eyes, why does it have to be so fucking JACKED
Gregg Wallace has discovered AI and it's over for all you so-called 'comedians'.
March 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Gregg Wallace has discovered AI and it's over for all you so-called 'comedians'.
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Celta Vigo have drawn FC Shakhtar Donetsk at Home for the 3rd Round of the FA Cup.
February 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Celta Vigo have drawn FC Shakhtar Donetsk at Home for the 3rd Round of the FA Cup.
Did the Taskmaster live experience on Saturday in that there London against 11 other people and, of course, demolished them. I'm now the proud owner of a medal.
February 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Did the Taskmaster live experience on Saturday in that there London against 11 other people and, of course, demolished them. I'm now the proud owner of a medal.
@danthat.bsky.social They're surely in on it now
January 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM
@danthat.bsky.social They're surely in on it now
599 days after Tears of the Kingdom released, I will be finishing my first playthrough of it on stream *today*. Thus fulfilling my promise to the viewers that I would have it finished before the end of the year.
Kickoff will be in about an hour and a half!
Kickoff will be in about an hour and a half!
December 31, 2024 at 1:39 PM
599 days after Tears of the Kingdom released, I will be finishing my first playthrough of it on stream *today*. Thus fulfilling my promise to the viewers that I would have it finished before the end of the year.
Kickoff will be in about an hour and a half!
Kickoff will be in about an hour and a half!
Going live on Twitch for what could be my last Tears of the Kingdom stream! We're in the endgame now, friends.
www.twitch.tv/tallnerdtv
www.twitch.tv/tallnerdtv
December 28, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Going live on Twitch for what could be my last Tears of the Kingdom stream! We're in the endgame now, friends.
www.twitch.tv/tallnerdtv
www.twitch.tv/tallnerdtv
Merry Crispmas to all who celebrate! 🎄
December 25, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Merry Crispmas to all who celebrate! 🎄
Watching the Santa tracker and he was shot down in Russian airspace 😕 Mainstream media not reporting yet but surely Christmas cancelled now.
December 24, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Watching the Santa tracker and he was shot down in Russian airspace 😕 Mainstream media not reporting yet but surely Christmas cancelled now.
December 21, 2024 at 7:24 PM
@danthat.bsky.social Early Christmas present from NYT today, lovely stuff.
December 20, 2024 at 7:51 AM
@danthat.bsky.social Early Christmas present from NYT today, lovely stuff.
I've committed to finishing Tears of the Kingdom on stream before the end of the calendar year of our lord 2024. So, here I am, playing Tears of the Kingdom, on stream, right now!
www.twitch.tv/tallnerdtv
www.twitch.tv/tallnerdtv
December 15, 2024 at 2:37 PM
I've committed to finishing Tears of the Kingdom on stream before the end of the calendar year of our lord 2024. So, here I am, playing Tears of the Kingdom, on stream, right now!
www.twitch.tv/tallnerdtv
www.twitch.tv/tallnerdtv
Good on Aldi for pioneering the sale of loose spaghetti. Sometimes you just don't need a whole pack, a few strands will do the job just fine.
December 12, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Good on Aldi for pioneering the sale of loose spaghetti. Sometimes you just don't need a whole pack, a few strands will do the job just fine.
Numbers are in completely the wrong places and nowhere near competition size. Totally useless I'm afraid!
December 9, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Numbers are in completely the wrong places and nowhere near competition size. Totally useless I'm afraid!
Come to the scallop at Aldeburgh beach in the next 15 minutes if you want an ass kicking.
December 8, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Come to the scallop at Aldeburgh beach in the next 15 minutes if you want an ass kicking.
Last night felt like the beginning of the end for Ange. I want him to succeed, but the squad are clearly shot, certainly physically and perhaps mentally. There's no let-up this month and I fear when (not if) Chelsea win on Sunday at a canter then things could turn toxic.
December 6, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Last night felt like the beginning of the end for Ange. I want him to succeed, but the squad are clearly shot, certainly physically and perhaps mentally. There's no let-up this month and I fear when (not if) Chelsea win on Sunday at a canter then things could turn toxic.