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In a world full of nazis, be a propeller.
January 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
In a world full of nazis, be a propeller.
Someone just reminded that LEGO is both singular and plural.
But—grammar be damned—a “bucket of Legos” is now and always will be correct to a kid with a buckets of Legos.
But—grammar be damned—a “bucket of Legos” is now and always will be correct to a kid with a buckets of Legos.
October 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Someone just reminded that LEGO is both singular and plural.
But—grammar be damned—a “bucket of Legos” is now and always will be correct to a kid with a buckets of Legos.
But—grammar be damned—a “bucket of Legos” is now and always will be correct to a kid with a buckets of Legos.
List of coming White House amenities:
☑️ 24-Hour Foot Massage Parlor
☑️ Qatari Jet Parking w/ Valet Service
☑️ 18 Hole Mini Golf Course w/ Gold Windmill
☑️ A Money Counting Room
☑️ An "Escalator to Nowhere"
☑️ Vintage Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Show
☑️ Mini McD's with Golf Cart Drive-Thru Window
☑️ 24-Hour Foot Massage Parlor
☑️ Qatari Jet Parking w/ Valet Service
☑️ 18 Hole Mini Golf Course w/ Gold Windmill
☑️ A Money Counting Room
☑️ An "Escalator to Nowhere"
☑️ Vintage Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Show
☑️ Mini McD's with Golf Cart Drive-Thru Window
October 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
List of coming White House amenities:
☑️ 24-Hour Foot Massage Parlor
☑️ Qatari Jet Parking w/ Valet Service
☑️ 18 Hole Mini Golf Course w/ Gold Windmill
☑️ A Money Counting Room
☑️ An "Escalator to Nowhere"
☑️ Vintage Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Show
☑️ Mini McD's with Golf Cart Drive-Thru Window
☑️ 24-Hour Foot Massage Parlor
☑️ Qatari Jet Parking w/ Valet Service
☑️ 18 Hole Mini Golf Course w/ Gold Windmill
☑️ A Money Counting Room
☑️ An "Escalator to Nowhere"
☑️ Vintage Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Show
☑️ Mini McD's with Golf Cart Drive-Thru Window
Rich people should buy themselves best friends so they have someone who can tell them when they look like they raided a dystopian future film's wardrobe trailer.
October 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Rich people should buy themselves best friends so they have someone who can tell them when they look like they raided a dystopian future film's wardrobe trailer.
Have a weekend this weekend, y'all.
Especially you, Portland.
Stay strong, peaceful, green and sassy.
Especially you, Portland.
Stay strong, peaceful, green and sassy.
October 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Have a weekend this weekend, y'all.
Especially you, Portland.
Stay strong, peaceful, green and sassy.
Especially you, Portland.
Stay strong, peaceful, green and sassy.
ADELITA GRIJALVA
Say her name, Mike Johnson.
AH-DE-LEE-TAH
GREE-HALL-VAH
Say her name.
Say her name, Mike Johnson.
AH-DE-LEE-TAH
GREE-HALL-VAH
Say her name.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and saying `` say it ! say it ! ''
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and saying `` say it ! say it ! ''
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
ADELITA GRIJALVA
Say her name, Mike Johnson.
AH-DE-LEE-TAH
GREE-HALL-VAH
Say her name.
Say her name, Mike Johnson.
AH-DE-LEE-TAH
GREE-HALL-VAH
Say her name.
Which current genocide is the most serious and consequential:
* Palestinians in Gaza
• Rohingya in Myanmar
• Uyghurs and Turkic minorities in China
• Masalit, Zaghawa, and Fur in Sudan
• Ukrainians by Russia
or, the senseless and ongoing slaughter of innocent
• Facts in the US
* Palestinians in Gaza
• Rohingya in Myanmar
• Uyghurs and Turkic minorities in China
• Masalit, Zaghawa, and Fur in Sudan
• Ukrainians by Russia
or, the senseless and ongoing slaughter of innocent
• Facts in the US
October 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Which current genocide is the most serious and consequential:
* Palestinians in Gaza
• Rohingya in Myanmar
• Uyghurs and Turkic minorities in China
• Masalit, Zaghawa, and Fur in Sudan
• Ukrainians by Russia
or, the senseless and ongoing slaughter of innocent
• Facts in the US
* Palestinians in Gaza
• Rohingya in Myanmar
• Uyghurs and Turkic minorities in China
• Masalit, Zaghawa, and Fur in Sudan
• Ukrainians by Russia
or, the senseless and ongoing slaughter of innocent
• Facts in the US
Saw a preview of the new Dear Leader commemorative coin today.
/s
/s
October 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Saw a preview of the new Dear Leader commemorative coin today.
/s
/s
Sometimes it seems like all White House Karen does is stand up there and barks at us. Know what I mean?
(sound on) #karolineleavitt
(sound on) #karolineleavitt
October 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Sometimes it seems like all White House Karen does is stand up there and barks at us. Know what I mean?
(sound on) #karolineleavitt
(sound on) #karolineleavitt
“Yo, fascist bros, check out this dark af vid of me being like…a Sith Lord or something…playing a cowbell…badly.” —DJT
October 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“Yo, fascist bros, check out this dark af vid of me being like…a Sith Lord or something…playing a cowbell…badly.” —DJT
Great album covers are great.
This one...(Chef's kiss).
This one...(Chef's kiss).
October 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Great album covers are great.
This one...(Chef's kiss).
This one...(Chef's kiss).
<---It should go without saying perhaps that I'm having a sad feels day.
Rest, Dr. Jane
Apr 3, 1934—Oct 1, 2025)
🍌 🥃 🙏🏼
Legend...
Rest, Dr. Jane
Apr 3, 1934—Oct 1, 2025)
🍌 🥃 🙏🏼
Legend...
October 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
<---It should go without saying perhaps that I'm having a sad feels day.
Rest, Dr. Jane
Apr 3, 1934—Oct 1, 2025)
🍌 🥃 🙏🏼
Legend...
Rest, Dr. Jane
Apr 3, 1934—Oct 1, 2025)
🍌 🥃 🙏🏼
Legend...
The cringe of silence...
(sound on)
(sound on)
September 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The cringe of silence...
(sound on)
(sound on)
September 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Oh dear...
Well...
You make choices...
And you live with them.
Well...
You make choices...
And you live with them.
September 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh dear...
Well...
You make choices...
And you live with them.
Well...
You make choices...
And you live with them.
Lose weight now,
Ask me how…
✅😆
/s
Ask me how…
✅😆
/s
September 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Lose weight now,
Ask me how…
✅😆
/s
Ask me how…
✅😆
/s
Good news. Me and some pals performed my patent-pending , 100% effective (so far) Super Double Cyclone Anti-Rapture Dance at sunrise this morning. And then sacrificed a large block of medium firm tofu as a burnt offering. So…y’all good.
a cartoon of a man in a yellow and black superhero costume is standing in the desert .
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a yellow and black superhero costume is standing in the desert .
media.tenor.com
September 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Good news. Me and some pals performed my patent-pending , 100% effective (so far) Super Double Cyclone Anti-Rapture Dance at sunrise this morning. And then sacrificed a large block of medium firm tofu as a burnt offering. So…y’all good.
Super weird song choice, right?
(shrug)
(shrug)
September 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Super weird song choice, right?
(shrug)
(shrug)
Disappointed in you, @msnbc.com.
Y'all way to flinchy.
Y'all way to flinchy.
September 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Disappointed in you, @msnbc.com.
Y'all way to flinchy.
Y'all way to flinchy.
Weekend to do list:
August 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Weekend to do list:
Have a good weekend, er'body.
Goal: smile at a stranger...not in a creepy, weird way.
Goal: smile at a stranger...not in a creepy, weird way.
August 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Have a good weekend, er'body.
Goal: smile at a stranger...not in a creepy, weird way.
Goal: smile at a stranger...not in a creepy, weird way.
Me telling my crocodile tears to get to work: Ok, you're on. And go...
My crocodile tears: Nope.
My crocodile tears: Nope.
August 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Me telling my crocodile tears to get to work: Ok, you're on. And go...
My crocodile tears: Nope.
My crocodile tears: Nope.
I have a theory about who has turned the #ovaloffice into a repository of tacky gold sh*t.
Gnomes. It's gnomes.
Or elves. Maybe elves.
Gnomes. It's gnomes.
Or elves. Maybe elves.
August 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I have a theory about who has turned the #ovaloffice into a repository of tacky gold sh*t.
Gnomes. It's gnomes.
Or elves. Maybe elves.
Gnomes. It's gnomes.
Or elves. Maybe elves.