Talia Samara
@taliasamara.bsky.social
Writer, teacher, shit-talker
Just thinking about the guy in my condo complex who regularly walks around outside and screams at (I’m assuming) his girlfriend about how mean she is and how he doesn’t need her in his life. Just hoping/manifesting that he has a terrible night and/or falls down the stairs 🥰🫶🏻
December 5, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Just thinking about the guy in my condo complex who regularly walks around outside and screams at (I’m assuming) his girlfriend about how mean she is and how he doesn’t need her in his life. Just hoping/manifesting that he has a terrible night and/or falls down the stairs 🥰🫶🏻
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"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
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Raw unvarnished truth here.
November 21, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Raw unvarnished truth here.
Just want it known on here as well that I think Joe Jonas is a piece of garbage
September 6, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Just want it known on here as well that I think Joe Jonas is a piece of garbage
I took a buzzfeed quiz that was supposed to tell me who my fictional soulmate is, and I got Hamlet, and I honestly feel like that was the wake-up call I needed
September 1, 2023 at 4:17 AM
I took a buzzfeed quiz that was supposed to tell me who my fictional soulmate is, and I got Hamlet, and I honestly feel like that was the wake-up call I needed
With ALL DUE RESPECT, the Kohl’s Sephora manager who was rude to me and made me cry can fuck all the way off 😘
August 20, 2023 at 12:08 AM
With ALL DUE RESPECT, the Kohl’s Sephora manager who was rude to me and made me cry can fuck all the way off 😘
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![Mistakes
are proof
you are
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Tell me you’re a Leo without telling me you’re a Leo. I’ll go first: I made my students write their favorite thing about me then made them take a blooket with questions all about me 💅🏻
August 9, 2023 at 2:50 PM
Tell me you’re a Leo without telling me you’re a Leo. I’ll go first: I made my students write their favorite thing about me then made them take a blooket with questions all about me 💅🏻
I saw a thirst edit of Link from Rhett and Link a few months ago, and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it
August 7, 2023 at 7:33 PM
I saw a thirst edit of Link from Rhett and Link a few months ago, and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it
Hey siri, how do you not cry when Uncle Ben dies?
August 4, 2023 at 3:22 PM
Hey siri, how do you not cry when Uncle Ben dies?
I wanna marry ghostface*
*you can’t make fun of me for this because I’m still a little high from the edible I ate after having a meltdown at work and going home 🥴
*you can’t make fun of me for this because I’m still a little high from the edible I ate after having a meltdown at work and going home 🥴
August 4, 2023 at 1:54 AM
I wanna marry ghostface*
*you can’t make fun of me for this because I’m still a little high from the edible I ate after having a meltdown at work and going home 🥴
*you can’t make fun of me for this because I’m still a little high from the edible I ate after having a meltdown at work and going home 🥴
Sometimes you need to blow off work and eat a whole pot of Mac and cheese in your bed while you have a Scream marathon
August 4, 2023 at 1:04 AM
Sometimes you need to blow off work and eat a whole pot of Mac and cheese in your bed while you have a Scream marathon
Is it inappropriate to tell a student “sorry for yelling at you, I was having my period”
August 1, 2023 at 3:50 PM
Is it inappropriate to tell a student “sorry for yelling at you, I was having my period”
Good morning! Today’s breakfast menu is Tylenol and diet pills with a Redbull chaser 🩷
August 1, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Good morning! Today’s breakfast menu is Tylenol and diet pills with a Redbull chaser 🩷
Have you ever done anything so gross that you couldn’t look yourself in the eyes after? Because I just did one of those chamoy pickle kits, and tell me why/how a hot pickle stuffed with gushers and hot Cheetos and wrapped in a froot by the foot was so tasty???
August 1, 2023 at 3:57 AM
Have you ever done anything so gross that you couldn’t look yourself in the eyes after? Because I just did one of those chamoy pickle kits, and tell me why/how a hot pickle stuffed with gushers and hot Cheetos and wrapped in a froot by the foot was so tasty???
It’s really fun being a teacher for teenagers with no sense of boundaries
July 28, 2023 at 6:54 PM
It’s really fun being a teacher for teenagers with no sense of boundaries
Yesterday was the first day of school and it sucked. The kids sucked. I was also thinking about the time I made a joke on TikTok about kids being smart asses to me and literally got so much hate. Parents, idk how to tell you this, but I’m not the reason ur kid sucks!!
July 26, 2023 at 3:43 PM
Yesterday was the first day of school and it sucked. The kids sucked. I was also thinking about the time I made a joke on TikTok about kids being smart asses to me and literally got so much hate. Parents, idk how to tell you this, but I’m not the reason ur kid sucks!!
Got yelled at by the principal for having a penis on my board 😭
July 25, 2023 at 6:18 PM
Got yelled at by the principal for having a penis on my board 😭
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Mac 'n Cheese by Kraft is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payment/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. Powered by AI Mac 'n Cheese by Kraft will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine
July 24, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Mac 'n Cheese by Kraft is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payment/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. Powered by AI Mac 'n Cheese by Kraft will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine
Maxed out my dental insurance and fixed my teeth today ✌🏻
July 25, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Maxed out my dental insurance and fixed my teeth today ✌🏻
Obsessed with all of these
Here we are! We're the people who made these things. Follow us if you enjoy them.
July 24, 2023 at 6:30 PM
Obsessed with all of these
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Are you telling me a blue fried this sky?
July 24, 2023 at 5:45 PM
Are you telling me a blue fried this sky?
I hope Jenna Marbles is doing okay. I really loved watching her videos 🥹
July 18, 2023 at 9:50 PM
I hope Jenna Marbles is doing okay. I really loved watching her videos 🥹
Back in my body dysmorphia era just in time to turn 30 🥴✌🏻😜
July 12, 2023 at 8:26 PM
Back in my body dysmorphia era just in time to turn 30 🥴✌🏻😜