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Diogenes de Síncope, CEO da narcolepsia
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Comunista brasileira safada, 27 anos.
I speak English 🇬🇧, Portuguese 🇧🇷, and am learning Japanese 🇯🇵
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paulomoreira.bsky.social
só tirar 1 ondinha
uma tira da cigarra e a formiga, aqui a cigarra da um depoimento "se já teve briga? Tipo entrar nas vias de fato?... TU É DOIDO? ó o tamanho dela pro meu, porra! Hahaha! Só me faço de doida mesmo!" Corta pra outra cena, onde a formiga tá andando com sua folha e a cigarra solta um "bicha feia!" Na mesma hora que a formiga se vira "falou comigo? Tu disse o que?" A cigarra tá com seu violão, de olhos fechados e cantando "lalalá lalalá aiaiaiaaaai"
November 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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guypussy.bsky.social
the first step to loving yourself is to stop making those annoying ass self deprecating jokes that nobody laughs at and actively pushes people away from you
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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aphelionn.bsky.social
manchete "Boric felicita a presidente de Bolivia Rodrigo Paz y reafirma compromiso de trabajo conjunto" com uma seta no trecho "Bolivia Rodrigo" apontando para a cantora Olivia Rodrigo
October 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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some1else45.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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roadlesskevalot.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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niminightmare.bsky.social
Playing Alien Isolation and probably regretting it!

www.youtube.com/live/5JpK6wC...
【Alien: Isolation】 I'm going to regret this, aren't I?
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October 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social
Show: The Wonderfully Weird World of Gumball
Language: Portuguese
Country: Brazil
October 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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roadlesskevalot.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
the US government has arrived on bluesky
4 panel comic Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says “arrest their moms”
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe" Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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fridaypacific.bsky.social
October 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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sleepinggiantsbr.bsky.social
📢 Para a surpresa de quase ninguém, foi encontrada uma bandeira dos EUA com uma suástica no escritório de um deputado republicano

A polícia do Capitólio foi acionada para investigar Dave Taylor, de Ohio, após o episódio.

CHECAMOS: Dave não é budista.
October 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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belzebrub.bsky.social
nada do que está escrito ai faz sentido
okagain.bsky.social Prompter criativo @okagain.bsky.social · Oct 15
Se prepare para coisas incríveis 🔥
October 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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jairme.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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roadlesskevalot.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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balotin.com.br
Cliente burro no bar achando que pedir menos gelo é receber mais bebida:
October 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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silvoca.bsky.social
É uma referência à luta do Goku PM e o Breeza
Goku PM e Breeza
October 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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laranjadinho.deichator.ar
o querido assim
Low-res William Dafoe picture with an illegible text above.
October 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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silvazuao.bsky.social
o mlk batendo no muro como se fosse um boneco de shonen dps de levar um tapa
paulodosreis.bsky.social Paulo dos Reis @paulodosreis.bsky.social · Oct 13
CALMA VIADO TA MUITO RAPIDO VIADO
October 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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luduvicu.bsky.social
Os influencers médicos, nutrologos e os esteticistas com CRM estão aí pra provar que não faz diferença certificação profissional, precisa proibir os influencers
bulldog75.bsky.social Bulldog punk. @bulldog75.bsky.social · Oct 12
Aquí no quedaría uno.
October 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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luonza.bsky.social
saber o que mano sei nao
October 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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shintonty.bsky.social
I miss these so bad
October 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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#bijouwled #holoadvent
October 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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belenos.bsky.social
The death of European Portuguese starts with Rambo III
A social media post by user "ryan-sometimes" titled "My favourite example of the domino effect." The image shows a meme format with a man in a blue shirt and khaki pants crouching down to push over the first in a line of dominoes of varying sizes, with each subsequent domino getting progressively larger. The smallest domino is labeled "Gerard Way witnesses 9/11" and the largest domino at the end is labeled "The slow and painful death of European Portuguese." This visual metaphor illustrates how a small initial event can lead to increasingly significant consequences, referencing the cultural chain reaction described in the previous post. A humorous social media post showing a bullet-point list that creates an absurdist chain of cultural influence. The list begins with Gerard Way witnessing 9/11 and forming My Chemical Romance, then describes how Stephanie Meyer was inspired by MCR to write Twilight, leading to Felipe Neto making a viral hate video about Twilight that launched his YouTube career in Brazil. His brother Luccas Neto then became a children's YouTuber whose content became so popular with Portuguese children that they began adopting Brazilian Portuguese speech patterns, horrifying European Portuguese parents. The post ends with "Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect." Below the list is a Tumblr user avatar and username "voltsm" followed by the reaction text "WAIT WHAT" in all caps.
October 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM