Celebrated NYE with my bf and my cat eating girl dinner and watching movies I love my life

Why do Tesla drivers drive like that? (Derogatory)

Today is the most retrograde ass day I can’t even hahahha I just spent three hours trying to solve a Microsoft issue for an employee to the point that I’m feeling like driving off a bridge hahahahhahah

My life is personally the best it’s ever been and yet it’s extremely difficult to fully enjoy because the world is falling apart and there’s suffering all around me. Trying to figure out how to process these feelings.

I’m begging MTV to bring back celebrity death match we need it now more than we needed it then

Riley and I roasted a chicken today and he kept calling it “a baby turkey”

Now that I have deep and fulfilling loving friendships I understand being in love with all your friends lmao

*narrator* she was not brave, in fact she’s been sobbing since 2am while her bf pats her back because her biggest fear is p*king and she hasn’t been able to stop

Had to explain a skincare fridge to my bf it’s nice to know he’s not ran through 🥲

Saddest part of quitting Twitter is letting go of my 6 scrolls worth of draft tweets 😭💔

Hey Mama by the black eyed peas played at the bar today. Not even just played it was the music video and you know what… Fergie really was THAT white girl. The body the hair the eyebrow piercing mmmm they don’t make em like that anymore fr fr

I can’t believe I left work for my nail appointment and in the 5 mins of me getting into my car I forgot, drove straight home and missed the appointment 🤦‍♀️

I love having a stay at home wife