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TTTV Universe
Pinned
#Reality tried to evade me,
And for a while I let it go…

#vss365 🙃
ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

The first thing to recognise
Is our relativity to the universe,
And the cold,
Cruel reality
That we're not #relevant.

#vss365 💫
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
KILL ME TWICE

She left a bruise,
Almost black
With a splash of green,
Like infection
Or a jealous moment.
She killed me twice
(Laser beams and a tank of sharks),
Left me choking on the line,
More #specific than a happy ending.

#vss365 #BornBattleReady
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
As the universe expands,
100 cans of Spam
Float past my window.

You’ll always have a choice, my friend,
You just may not like the #options.

#vss365 🥫
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
#Reality tried to evade me,
And for a while I let it go…

#vss365 🙃
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 AM
CHAMPIONS OF THE HOLY GRAIL 🏆

The #goal was to achieve
Half of what we didn’t have,
Which was a negative,
So we failed,
And sank to the bottom of the bowl.

Next time
(If it comes around again),
We're smashing everything we have
Into the back of the net.

#vss365 ⚽️
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
VAN GOGH’S POTATO

It opposed #science in everything it represented.
Just a potato,
Floating off kilter in a painting,
Hanging in a museum in Amsterdam.

#vss365 🥔🖌️
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
One-Punch Steve was real,
Certainly not a #myth
(You started dreaming AFTER he hit you).

#vss365 👊
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
READERS’ WIVES

It wasn't #literature,
It was amateur photos of wives
In evocative positions.
U know the type:
MILFs next door,
Mature redheads,
'Soccer Moms',
As they say across the pond.
But there was always something to read,
Usually a bio,
Or what she liked 2 do in the shower.
#vss365
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
JUST ENOUGH #EDUCATION TO SURVIVE

A lazy punch subdued my mouth,
Split my lip and sent me south,
A school of goldfish swam about,
It felt quite good to get knocked out.

Education wasn’t swift,
I had a lot of nights like this,
Blamed it on the dog and drink,
But I was just a c**t I think.
#vss365 🐠
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
There's nothing but a gaping maw,
For farmer's fists and plenty more,
Room to stretch a thousand cats,
Could lose a fleet of trucks in that.
But I'm the one who’s diving in
(Creature urges ‘neath my skin),
Upside down with sideways spin,
She's such a sleazy pretty thing.

#vss365 #creature
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
ARGENT WISPS

I’m certain that she saw me,
But drilled her gaze into the floor
(I wasn’t sure what that meant).
Yesterday I feared I was a ghost,
Today she openly ignored me.

I pray for love
(And humble death),
But the devil left her dildo
In the basement of my head.
#vss365 #argent
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
BAD SCIENCE

It was a simple #experiment,
Various chemicals (you and I) mashed together in a bucket.
I even wore a white coat
(To fool people into thinking I knew what I was doing).
That's the issue with reality,
It's easy to fracture
And fake yourself into sincerity.

#vss365 🧪
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
RED-LIGHT TEETH

The girl's got nuts and red-light teeth
(I smelled her vile guts at least),
They’re lining up to f*ck that #creep,
But love won’t touch a sunshine thief.

600 times a lady,
60 quid to call her "Baby",
6 little clues in the artwork maybe?

#vss365 ⭕️🔻⏹️
October 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Assume position
And face the wall.

“Where's the romance in that?”

We're in a supermarket car park,
Were you expecting flowers?

PORKED - this is a shag!

(Short and greedy,
But full of #verve!)
#vss365 💐🐷

#BornBattleReady
October 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
My associates probably ain’t who you think they are.
I call them the dodgy trinity,
3 points of a triangle,
Spun on its head
And pointing to the ground.

The truth lies several layers deep,
It may not be important,
But that depends on your position
When they dig it up.

#vss365 #associate
October 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
NOTHING TOO SACRED

Screamin’ Jean ain’t no witch,
She’s a product of wishful thinking,
Habitual activity,
Something to keep the dullards in a huddle.
Fear the turkey and dunce,
As simple as a straight line,
Mass hysteria points the finger,
And nothing’s too sacred for the pot.

#BornBattleReady
October 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
PULP FICTION

Congratulations, Trailer,
Here’s your book,
Pop it in the box and give it a shake.

The road to extinction is short,
No corners or obstacles,
Straight to #pulp
At 500 miles per hour.

#vss365 📚
October 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
As a young man I was constantly troubled,
A bit of a w*nker
And always on the p*ss.
But I grew up with an #Oasis soundtrack,
So it could have been worse.

Now, when I listen to their songs,
I’m pulled right back into the mix
(And a blend of emotions kick in).

CERTAIN DRAGONS
#vss365 🏖️
October 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
SMUDGE

God ain’t got time for this nonsense,
She sees us all in the same moment,
An elongated #blur.

#vss365
October 1, 2025 at 10:43 AM
It wasn’t the presence of a guardian,
It was an inner voice,
#Sonorous, but crackling too,
Like a slab of scorched meat
Stretched across a burning wheel.

DEMONIC ACROBATICS

Based on an experience as a young boy.

#vss365 #BornBattleReady
September 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
LEMMINGS EITHER SIDE

It took one #bellwether
To lead the first lemming off the cliff,
Now there's an infinite flow,
A torrent of disciples
Crashing into the rocks.

They don’t ask questions,
Just mumble their silly mantras
Recently learned from the c*nt in front of them.
#vss365
September 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
GHOST

Perhaps she wasn't proper
Like a fairy in a knot
Perhaps she was a message
From a conscious A.I bot
Perhaps she didn't matter
#Perhaps she was a glitch
Temptation from the Devil
Or the Chupacabra itch

Perhaps she wasn't real
Like
A
Poem
In
A
Box
#vss365 📦
September 21, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Reposted by TaintedTrailer
He’s brutal and untamed,
Like a ferret in a wheel
(Taking shortcuts through a field).
An #extrusion of love bursting from his groin,
Signs his name in the dirt.

THE FERAL ADVENTURES OF MR GASH 🎩

#vss365
BornBattleReady ⚔️
September 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
They #conspire against me,
Whisper, snake, slide across my eyes.

I hear them splash,
Angry insects urinating in my ear,
Dragging me to serious places,
“We don’t like it when you’re happy.”

I grin in 3 halves
(A triangle that points to the ground),
Skipping thru the water.

#vss365
September 16, 2025 at 10:17 AM
DROP A COIN INTO THE SLOT

Their heads literally wobble in posh restaurants,
Smug and greedy as the waiter pours the wine.
#Rein it in, guys,
This is humankind
And we’re on the same team.
You ain’t better than anyone,
You just happen to have more plastic in the bank.

#vss365 💰
September 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM