TaintedTrailer
@taintedtrailer.bsky.social
It was the age of #chivalry
And we flattened castle walls with compliments
(And faux confidence).
We rode beneath various banners,
Loud colours clashing,
Images of dragons,
Knights in white satin.
Occasionally we battled,
Drunk fists and unsteady armies,
Useless in defeat.
#vss365 ⚔️
And we flattened castle walls with compliments
(And faux confidence).
We rode beneath various banners,
Loud colours clashing,
Images of dragons,
Knights in white satin.
Occasionally we battled,
Drunk fists and unsteady armies,
Useless in defeat.
#vss365 ⚔️
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
SILKY
He was a #suave b*stard
But we loved him,
Just couldn’t believe the ladies fell for his lines.
We put it down to the dark eyes,
Or that expensive black suit,
The one with the silver zips
And dubious “toxic” stains.
Either way,
A night out wasn’t the same without him.
#vss365
He was a #suave b*stard
But we loved him,
Just couldn’t believe the ladies fell for his lines.
We put it down to the dark eyes,
Or that expensive black suit,
The one with the silver zips
And dubious “toxic” stains.
Either way,
A night out wasn’t the same without him.
#vss365
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
VARIOUS MUSES
I hear the magic thru the pipes,
Dripping down in neon stripes,
Creating oceans in my mouth,
F-F-Freaks me f**king out.
Drops her bombs, spreads her wings,
Slipstreams past the pretty things,
Zigzags up and spews her light,
#Last one back won't live tonight.
#vss365
I hear the magic thru the pipes,
Dripping down in neon stripes,
Creating oceans in my mouth,
F-F-Freaks me f**king out.
Drops her bombs, spreads her wings,
Slipstreams past the pretty things,
Zigzags up and spews her light,
#Last one back won't live tonight.
#vss365
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
KILL ME TWICE
She left a bruise,
Almost black
With a splash of green,
Like infection
Or a jealous moment.
She killed me twice
(Laser beams and a tank of sharks),
Left me choking on the line,
More #specific than a happy ending.
#vss365 #BornBattleReady
She left a bruise,
Almost black
With a splash of green,
Like infection
Or a jealous moment.
She killed me twice
(Laser beams and a tank of sharks),
Left me choking on the line,
More #specific than a happy ending.
#vss365 #BornBattleReady
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
KILL ME TWICE
She left a bruise,
Almost black
With a splash of green,
Like infection
Or a jealous moment.
She killed me twice
(Laser beams and a tank of sharks),
Left me choking on the line,
More #specific than a happy ending.
#vss365 #BornBattleReady
She left a bruise,
Almost black
With a splash of green,
Like infection
Or a jealous moment.
She killed me twice
(Laser beams and a tank of sharks),
Left me choking on the line,
More #specific than a happy ending.
#vss365 #BornBattleReady
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 AM
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
READERS’ WIVES
It wasn't #literature,
It was amateur photos of wives
In evocative positions.
U know the type:
MILFs next door,
Mature redheads,
'Soccer Moms',
As they say across the pond.
But there was always something to read,
Usually a bio,
Or what she liked 2 do in the shower.
#vss365
It wasn't #literature,
It was amateur photos of wives
In evocative positions.
U know the type:
MILFs next door,
Mature redheads,
'Soccer Moms',
As they say across the pond.
But there was always something to read,
Usually a bio,
Or what she liked 2 do in the shower.
#vss365
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
READERS’ WIVES
It wasn't #literature,
It was amateur photos of wives
In evocative positions.
U know the type:
MILFs next door,
Mature redheads,
'Soccer Moms',
As they say across the pond.
But there was always something to read,
Usually a bio,
Or what she liked 2 do in the shower.
#vss365
It wasn't #literature,
It was amateur photos of wives
In evocative positions.
U know the type:
MILFs next door,
Mature redheads,
'Soccer Moms',
As they say across the pond.
But there was always something to read,
Usually a bio,
Or what she liked 2 do in the shower.
#vss365
JUST ENOUGH #EDUCATION TO SURVIVE
A lazy punch subdued my mouth,
Split my lip and sent me south,
A school of goldfish swam about,
It felt quite good to get knocked out.
Education wasn’t swift,
I had a lot of nights like this,
Blamed it on the dog and drink,
But I was just a c**t I think.
#vss365 🐠
A lazy punch subdued my mouth,
Split my lip and sent me south,
A school of goldfish swam about,
It felt quite good to get knocked out.
Education wasn’t swift,
I had a lot of nights like this,
Blamed it on the dog and drink,
But I was just a c**t I think.
#vss365 🐠
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
JUST ENOUGH #EDUCATION TO SURVIVE
A lazy punch subdued my mouth,
Split my lip and sent me south,
A school of goldfish swam about,
It felt quite good to get knocked out.
Education wasn’t swift,
I had a lot of nights like this,
Blamed it on the dog and drink,
But I was just a c**t I think.
#vss365 🐠
A lazy punch subdued my mouth,
Split my lip and sent me south,
A school of goldfish swam about,
It felt quite good to get knocked out.
Education wasn’t swift,
I had a lot of nights like this,
Blamed it on the dog and drink,
But I was just a c**t I think.
#vss365 🐠
There's nothing but a gaping maw,
For farmer's fists and plenty more,
Room to stretch a thousand cats,
Could lose a fleet of trucks in that.
But I'm the one who’s diving in
(Creature urges ‘neath my skin),
Upside down with sideways spin,
She's such a sleazy pretty thing.
#vss365 #creature
For farmer's fists and plenty more,
Room to stretch a thousand cats,
Could lose a fleet of trucks in that.
But I'm the one who’s diving in
(Creature urges ‘neath my skin),
Upside down with sideways spin,
She's such a sleazy pretty thing.
#vss365 #creature
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
ARGENT WISPS
I’m certain that she saw me,
But drilled her gaze into the floor
(I wasn’t sure what that meant).
Yesterday I feared I was a ghost,
Today she openly ignored me.
I pray for love
(And humble death),
But the devil left her dildo
In the basement of my head.
#vss365 #argent
I’m certain that she saw me,
But drilled her gaze into the floor
(I wasn’t sure what that meant).
Yesterday I feared I was a ghost,
Today she openly ignored me.
I pray for love
(And humble death),
But the devil left her dildo
In the basement of my head.
#vss365 #argent
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
BAD SCIENCE
It was a simple #experiment,
Various chemicals (you and I) mashed together in a bucket.
I even wore a white coat
(To fool people into thinking I knew what I was doing).
That's the issue with reality,
It's easy to fracture
And fake yourself into sincerity.
#vss365 🧪
It was a simple #experiment,
Various chemicals (you and I) mashed together in a bucket.
I even wore a white coat
(To fool people into thinking I knew what I was doing).
That's the issue with reality,
It's easy to fracture
And fake yourself into sincerity.
#vss365 🧪
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
BAD SCIENCE
It was a simple #experiment,
Various chemicals (you and I) mashed together in a bucket.
I even wore a white coat
(To fool people into thinking I knew what I was doing).
That's the issue with reality,
It's easy to fracture
And fake yourself into sincerity.
#vss365 🧪
It was a simple #experiment,
Various chemicals (you and I) mashed together in a bucket.
I even wore a white coat
(To fool people into thinking I knew what I was doing).
That's the issue with reality,
It's easy to fracture
And fake yourself into sincerity.
#vss365 🧪
Assume position
And face the wall.
“Where's the romance in that?”
We're in a supermarket car park,
Were you expecting flowers?
PORKED - this is a shag!
(Short and greedy,
But full of #verve!)
#vss365 💐🐷
#BornBattleReady
And face the wall.
“Where's the romance in that?”
We're in a supermarket car park,
Were you expecting flowers?
PORKED - this is a shag!
(Short and greedy,
But full of #verve!)
#vss365 💐🐷
#BornBattleReady
October 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Assume position
And face the wall.
“Where's the romance in that?”
We're in a supermarket car park,
Were you expecting flowers?
PORKED - this is a shag!
(Short and greedy,
But full of #verve!)
#vss365 💐🐷
#BornBattleReady
And face the wall.
“Where's the romance in that?”
We're in a supermarket car park,
Were you expecting flowers?
PORKED - this is a shag!
(Short and greedy,
But full of #verve!)
#vss365 💐🐷
#BornBattleReady
My associates probably ain’t who you think they are.
I call them the dodgy trinity,
3 points of a triangle,
Spun on its head
And pointing to the ground.
The truth lies several layers deep,
It may not be important,
But that depends on your position
When they dig it up.
#vss365 #associate
I call them the dodgy trinity,
3 points of a triangle,
Spun on its head
And pointing to the ground.
The truth lies several layers deep,
It may not be important,
But that depends on your position
When they dig it up.
#vss365 #associate
October 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My associates probably ain’t who you think they are.
I call them the dodgy trinity,
3 points of a triangle,
Spun on its head
And pointing to the ground.
The truth lies several layers deep,
It may not be important,
But that depends on your position
When they dig it up.
#vss365 #associate
I call them the dodgy trinity,
3 points of a triangle,
Spun on its head
And pointing to the ground.
The truth lies several layers deep,
It may not be important,
But that depends on your position
When they dig it up.
#vss365 #associate
NOTHING TOO SACRED
Screamin’ Jean ain’t no witch,
She’s a product of wishful thinking,
Habitual activity,
Something to keep the dullards in a huddle.
Fear the turkey and dunce,
As simple as a straight line,
Mass hysteria points the finger,
And nothing’s too sacred for the pot.
#BornBattleReady
Screamin’ Jean ain’t no witch,
She’s a product of wishful thinking,
Habitual activity,
Something to keep the dullards in a huddle.
Fear the turkey and dunce,
As simple as a straight line,
Mass hysteria points the finger,
And nothing’s too sacred for the pot.
#BornBattleReady
October 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
NOTHING TOO SACRED
Screamin’ Jean ain’t no witch,
She’s a product of wishful thinking,
Habitual activity,
Something to keep the dullards in a huddle.
Fear the turkey and dunce,
As simple as a straight line,
Mass hysteria points the finger,
And nothing’s too sacred for the pot.
#BornBattleReady
Screamin’ Jean ain’t no witch,
She’s a product of wishful thinking,
Habitual activity,
Something to keep the dullards in a huddle.
Fear the turkey and dunce,
As simple as a straight line,
Mass hysteria points the finger,
And nothing’s too sacred for the pot.
#BornBattleReady
As a young man I was constantly troubled,
A bit of a w*nker
And always on the p*ss.
But I grew up with an #Oasis soundtrack,
So it could have been worse.
Now, when I listen to their songs,
I’m pulled right back into the mix
(And a blend of emotions kick in).
CERTAIN DRAGONS
#vss365 🏖️
A bit of a w*nker
And always on the p*ss.
But I grew up with an #Oasis soundtrack,
So it could have been worse.
Now, when I listen to their songs,
I’m pulled right back into the mix
(And a blend of emotions kick in).
CERTAIN DRAGONS
#vss365 🏖️
October 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It wasn’t the presence of a guardian,
It was an inner voice,
#Sonorous, but crackling too,
Like a slab of scorched meat
Stretched across a burning wheel.
DEMONIC ACROBATICS
Based on an experience as a young boy.
#vss365 #BornBattleReady
It was an inner voice,
#Sonorous, but crackling too,
Like a slab of scorched meat
Stretched across a burning wheel.
DEMONIC ACROBATICS
Based on an experience as a young boy.
#vss365 #BornBattleReady
September 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It wasn’t the presence of a guardian,
It was an inner voice,
#Sonorous, but crackling too,
Like a slab of scorched meat
Stretched across a burning wheel.
DEMONIC ACROBATICS
Based on an experience as a young boy.
#vss365 #BornBattleReady
It was an inner voice,
#Sonorous, but crackling too,
Like a slab of scorched meat
Stretched across a burning wheel.
DEMONIC ACROBATICS
Based on an experience as a young boy.
#vss365 #BornBattleReady