Taco bae
@tacobae4everxo.bsky.social
LA for life, marathoner, husband, gym rat, food lover, and other things
So I gotta keep bulking
January 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
So I gotta keep bulking
Can’t figure out the vibe or culture of Denver
January 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Can’t figure out the vibe or culture of Denver
Nana: “if I was young and sexy I would dress like a whore. They dress so sexy!”
December 19, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Nana: “if I was young and sexy I would dress like a whore. They dress so sexy!”
I will not be participating in the 2020 to 2024 review because in 2020 I had so much time on my hands and looked really really fit
December 19, 2024 at 4:47 PM
I will not be participating in the 2020 to 2024 review because in 2020 I had so much time on my hands and looked really really fit
When did the term backshots become a replacement for doggy style?
December 10, 2024 at 12:59 AM
When did the term backshots become a replacement for doggy style?
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Holding space for running my fingers through my pubes while chilling in bed as the sunlight beaming through the window warms me up 🫶🏼 this is peace
December 8, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Holding space for running my fingers through my pubes while chilling in bed as the sunlight beaming through the window warms me up 🫶🏼 this is peace
I feel like my dick doesn’t qualify for fcf bc it’s long not fat
December 6, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I feel like my dick doesn’t qualify for fcf bc it’s long not fat
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No matter how bad life gets there’s always weed.
Remember that.
Remember that.
December 6, 2024 at 1:04 AM
No matter how bad life gets there’s always weed.
Remember that.
Remember that.
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Poly, yeah I’m poly. Poly gonna smoke a bowl
December 5, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Poly, yeah I’m poly. Poly gonna smoke a bowl
We should extend the hours we are expected to sleep and decrease the number of hours we work
December 5, 2024 at 2:31 PM
We should extend the hours we are expected to sleep and decrease the number of hours we work
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Is mushroom foraging a job that sounds fun
December 4, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Is mushroom foraging a job that sounds fun
I want a unencumbered job
December 4, 2024 at 2:36 PM
I want a unencumbered job
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Hungry towards the end of the day? Then Dinner is the meal for you. Sometimes referred to as Supper, Dinner is the often delicious meal that eaters can't get enough of!
December 4, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Hungry towards the end of the day? Then Dinner is the meal for you. Sometimes referred to as Supper, Dinner is the often delicious meal that eaters can't get enough of!
I’m so original, so Julia if you will or this case Julian
December 4, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I’m so original, so Julia if you will or this case Julian
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Something about thin mustaches are oddly sexy
December 3, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Something about thin mustaches are oddly sexy
When will they invent the inspector gadget car that can lift itself to go past traffic?
December 3, 2024 at 1:39 AM
When will they invent the inspector gadget car that can lift itself to go past traffic?
I want a job that’s just 9-5
December 2, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I want a job that’s just 9-5
Turkey in the oven, everything else prepped. This might be the easiest thanksgiving day I’ve ever had in terms of cooking
November 28, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Turkey in the oven, everything else prepped. This might be the easiest thanksgiving day I’ve ever had in terms of cooking
Turkey is in the oven
November 28, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Turkey is in the oven
Why do people keep pulling / posting pokeman cards?
November 27, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Why do people keep pulling / posting pokeman cards?
I like that chilled pig is coming to the show
November 27, 2024 at 5:34 PM
I like that chilled pig is coming to the show
I’ve been making Thanksgiving meals for so many years I don’t even need recipes I feel like a matriarch of the family 💁🏻♂️
November 27, 2024 at 2:55 PM
I’ve been making Thanksgiving meals for so many years I don’t even need recipes I feel like a matriarch of the family 💁🏻♂️