Synthwolf
@synthwolf.bsky.social
Synthetic wolf thing, 30-something. NSFW content. Rail & transit nerd. Chicago. Leftist. Beer, cooking, cycling. Niche fetishist. Rubber, masks, weird costumes. Some flavor of kinky gray-ace I guess.
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Hiked to the top of Multnomah Falls today and hoooly shit I'm out of shape. Like seriously.
December 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hiked to the top of Multnomah Falls today and hoooly shit I'm out of shape. Like seriously.
It's been a pizza, beer, Powells Books, and mountain views sort of day.
December 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It's been a pizza, beer, Powells Books, and mountain views sort of day.
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
An afternoon in Portland
December 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
An afternoon in Portland
A good pint and a steam loco in Portland, what could be better?
December 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A good pint and a steam loco in Portland, what could be better?
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Merry Christmas you know what to do
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December 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Merry Christmas you know what to do
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📷 @badfiredog.bsky.social
My Jewish uncle forgot to bring the menorah, so we made a bananorah
December 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My Jewish uncle forgot to bring the menorah, so we made a bananorah
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“You can count on us, the shiny symbiote hero, to keeping this Christmas night nice and peaceful from any naughty ones 😁”
December 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“You can count on us, the shiny symbiote hero, to keeping this Christmas night nice and peaceful from any naughty ones 😁”
Rode the Doodad today
December 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Rode the Doodad today
rather big hill (just arrived in Portland)
December 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
rather big hill (just arrived in Portland)
December 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I'm by no means a violent person but I think going to town on a Waymo car with a sledgehammer would feel sooooo good. We should be allowed to hunt those things for sport
December 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm by no means a violent person but I think going to town on a Waymo car with a sledgehammer would feel sooooo good. We should be allowed to hunt those things for sport
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
Good news:
I hit the 500 mile mark on my new bike computer. Combined with the mileage on my old one at the time I got it replaced, I'm up to ~1250 miles on this bike so far.
Bad news:
The brakes decided to crap out again while I was riding. Brake lever does almost nothing- had to use my shoes 😬😬😬
I hit the 500 mile mark on my new bike computer. Combined with the mileage on my old one at the time I got it replaced, I'm up to ~1250 miles on this bike so far.
Bad news:
The brakes decided to crap out again while I was riding. Brake lever does almost nothing- had to use my shoes 😬😬😬
December 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Good news:
I hit the 500 mile mark on my new bike computer. Combined with the mileage on my old one at the time I got it replaced, I'm up to ~1250 miles on this bike so far.
Bad news:
The brakes decided to crap out again while I was riding. Brake lever does almost nothing- had to use my shoes 😬😬😬
I hit the 500 mile mark on my new bike computer. Combined with the mileage on my old one at the time I got it replaced, I'm up to ~1250 miles on this bike so far.
Bad news:
The brakes decided to crap out again while I was riding. Brake lever does almost nothing- had to use my shoes 😬😬😬
Feeling that thick, tight neoprene all over on #WetsuitWednesday #wetsuit #neoprene #rubber #RubberFur #WetsuitFur
December 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Feeling that thick, tight neoprene all over on #WetsuitWednesday #wetsuit #neoprene #rubber #RubberFur #WetsuitFur
Where did we go wrong with Swype and autocorrect. In what world would it be more common and sensible to type "Hakeem" or "Halen" (presumably as in Van Halen) instead of the normal everyday word "happen"??
December 17, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Where did we go wrong with Swype and autocorrect. In what world would it be more common and sensible to type "Hakeem" or "Halen" (presumably as in Van Halen) instead of the normal everyday word "happen"??
Made sweet & sour pork tonight :9
December 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Made sweet & sour pork tonight :9
Love these ads on the train xD
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Love these ads on the train xD
There exist few superior experiences on this earth than standing at the back of an express train in winter with a beer and listening to late 2000s melodic spacesynth at the perfect tempo
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
There exist few superior experiences on this earth than standing at the back of an express train in winter with a beer and listening to late 2000s melodic spacesynth at the perfect tempo
December 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Ugh I still have a fever. This fuckin sucks.
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Ugh I still have a fever. This fuckin sucks.