floppy smurf
@synthflop.bsky.social
join me on journey of self dicksuckery. 25
hit some sort of wall in there last night. felt pretty good
January 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
hit some sort of wall in there last night. felt pretty good
i mourn in my own way
January 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
i mourn in my own way
life is fucked. kiss your relatives on the mouth
January 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
life is fucked. kiss your relatives on the mouth
how hot must one be to justify this level of horniness on main? does it really matter?
December 27, 2024 at 10:28 AM
how hot must one be to justify this level of horniness on main? does it really matter?
we wish you a merry christmas? whos "we"? i wish you a painful demise before the year is out
December 26, 2024 at 2:06 AM
we wish you a merry christmas? whos "we"? i wish you a painful demise before the year is out
can i get in trouble for car jacking? no, not stealing
December 18, 2024 at 1:07 AM
can i get in trouble for car jacking? no, not stealing
i always knew luigi was the superior brother
December 10, 2024 at 1:46 AM
i always knew luigi was the superior brother
before you say something mean to me just remember it makes me hard
December 9, 2024 at 1:46 AM
before you say something mean to me just remember it makes me hard
i summon pot of greed to snatch the blunt from rotation and eat it
December 5, 2024 at 6:48 AM
i summon pot of greed to snatch the blunt from rotation and eat it
if rabies makes you homophobic why do you start frotting at the mouth
December 1, 2024 at 8:11 PM
if rabies makes you homophobic why do you start frotting at the mouth
do people still kiss casually or do we need to be married first
November 29, 2024 at 6:43 AM
do people still kiss casually or do we need to be married first
tried to fuck a butterball turkey and got self conscious, so i switched to cornish hen
November 27, 2024 at 7:38 PM
tried to fuck a butterball turkey and got self conscious, so i switched to cornish hen
i love thanksgiving because i get to watch spittle fly from the mouths of the people who cause me the most anxiety and land directly onto my plate
November 26, 2024 at 8:03 PM
i love thanksgiving because i get to watch spittle fly from the mouths of the people who cause me the most anxiety and land directly onto my plate
for the first time in a while someone really wants to put things in my ass and that fact boosts my self esteem
November 26, 2024 at 10:04 AM
for the first time in a while someone really wants to put things in my ass and that fact boosts my self esteem
if i ever die just rob me
November 23, 2024 at 9:09 AM
if i ever die just rob me
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Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
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repost to make henry ford kill himself
November 21, 2024 at 10:00 PM
repost to make henry ford kill himself
i think paypigs might be onto something. i gave an unhoused man $5 and nearly came
November 19, 2024 at 8:04 PM
i think paypigs might be onto something. i gave an unhoused man $5 and nearly came
wet dreams are BACK baby
November 18, 2024 at 5:08 AM
wet dreams are BACK baby
fuck dr miami give an award to dr martens for making so many goth baddies
November 17, 2024 at 3:06 AM
fuck dr miami give an award to dr martens for making so many goth baddies
so its illegal to saw the barrel off a shotgun, but my infantile foreskin was fair game? #doublestandard #clipthetip
November 17, 2024 at 2:53 AM
so its illegal to saw the barrel off a shotgun, but my infantile foreskin was fair game? #doublestandard #clipthetip
is there a word for platonically giving someone full throat access
November 17, 2024 at 12:18 AM
is there a word for platonically giving someone full throat access
i put my condoms in a dehydrator cause i like burning rubber
November 16, 2024 at 8:43 PM
i put my condoms in a dehydrator cause i like burning rubber