symmetricalboy
@symm.social
💚 Dylan Gregori Singer (symm)
🪪 34, He/Him, Minneapolis, MN, USA
👾 big ol' fat gay nerd bro 💻 digital creator
🚨 vulgar & mouthy 💭 suspiciously reasonable
🧢 looks good in hats 💠 very symmetrical
🌐 symmetricalboy.com
🪪 34, He/Him, Minneapolis, MN, USA
👾 big ol' fat gay nerd bro 💻 digital creator
🚨 vulgar & mouthy 💭 suspiciously reasonable
🧢 looks good in hats 💠 very symmetrical
🌐 symmetricalboy.com
I made a new Suno song. I'm really happy with how it turned out! Please check it out! The lyrics were really fun to write, & I'm a little proud of this one. I think I'm gonna put this one up on streaming services & my YouTube soon. What do y'all think of it? Let me know! <3
BACK FROM THE DEAD
Listen and make your own on Suno.
suno.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I made a new Suno song. I'm really happy with how it turned out! Please check it out! The lyrics were really fun to write, & I'm a little proud of this one. I think I'm gonna put this one up on streaming services & my YouTube soon. What do y'all think of it? Let me know! <3
some new lyrics:
God complex on a budget
I saw the line and I nudged it (Oops)
I saw the rules and I fudged it
I saw the slime and I trudged it
Painted my nails with the blood of a saint
Look at the canvas, look at the paint
You think I am but I know that I ain't
Pass out, wake up, pass out, faint
God complex on a budget
I saw the line and I nudged it (Oops)
I saw the rules and I fudged it
I saw the slime and I trudged it
Painted my nails with the blood of a saint
Look at the canvas, look at the paint
You think I am but I know that I ain't
Pass out, wake up, pass out, faint
January 5, 2026 at 10:52 PM
some new lyrics:
God complex on a budget
I saw the line and I nudged it (Oops)
I saw the rules and I fudged it
I saw the slime and I trudged it
Painted my nails with the blood of a saint
Look at the canvas, look at the paint
You think I am but I know that I ain't
Pass out, wake up, pass out, faint
God complex on a budget
I saw the line and I nudged it (Oops)
I saw the rules and I fudged it
I saw the slime and I trudged it
Painted my nails with the blood of a saint
Look at the canvas, look at the paint
You think I am but I know that I ain't
Pass out, wake up, pass out, faint
Reposted by symmetricalboy
People on Bluesky don't just scream "you suck!", they take up a crusade to inform the platform that you suck, & want to have you labeled as sucking, & want rules in place that sucking in the way you suck should be a capital offense, & tell you about all the sucking you do in reply to all your posts.
January 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
People on Bluesky don't just scream "you suck!", they take up a crusade to inform the platform that you suck, & want to have you labeled as sucking, & want rules in place that sucking in the way you suck should be a capital offense, & tell you about all the sucking you do in reply to all your posts.
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HARD disagree, my friend. ATProto can and should be the obvious infrastructure for building your own extremist echo chamber, if that’s what you want to do. The beauty of the protocol is that they get to control their own space, while the rest of us retain the power to completely disconnect from it.
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
HARD disagree, my friend. ATProto can and should be the obvious infrastructure for building your own extremist echo chamber, if that’s what you want to do. The beauty of the protocol is that they get to control their own space, while the rest of us retain the power to completely disconnect from it.
I've been playing with TON a lot this past week, & exploring their dev communities. I kinda fell ass-backwards into being a consultant on a play-to-earn game that is in beta. rofl. i'm actually doing some game assets for them now, & i actually convinced them to rename the whole fucking game. xDD
January 5, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I've been playing with TON a lot this past week, & exploring their dev communities. I kinda fell ass-backwards into being a consultant on a play-to-earn game that is in beta. rofl. i'm actually doing some game assets for them now, & i actually convinced them to rename the whole fucking game. xDD
wtf how did i even get here? i just woke up & i had a tab open for googleballs.com & i was following the @googleballs.com. idk, it's just like the network... needs everyone to see this, maybe? like as if we cannot stop it. it just is happening to us. and.... i... i kinda want it... 🫦😏💕🔴🟢🔵🟡
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
wtf how did i even get here? i just woke up & i had a tab open for googleballs.com & i was following the @googleballs.com. idk, it's just like the network... needs everyone to see this, maybe? like as if we cannot stop it. it just is happening to us. and.... i... i kinda want it... 🫦😏💕🔴🟢🔵🟡
Update thread on some project stuff - tl;dr the AI Opt-Out list is gone, alttext.symm.app is live again, & I'm okay...-ish. I hope you all are having a great day! I know I am! 💕
Hello. I haven't checked this account in ages. My apologies. I haven't been able to maintain the projects shared here due to personal issues. I'm deeply sorry if you were using them. Most things have been & will remain offline/paused, but I hope to return to them. It'll just be a while.
January 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Update thread on some project stuff - tl;dr the AI Opt-Out list is gone, alttext.symm.app is live again, & I'm okay...-ish. I hope you all are having a great day! I know I am! 💕
Current fascination, RE: AI Detectors vs. AI Humanizers:
I have an experimental stack running right now where Gemini is learning to be a humanizer. It is running some writing through Pangram, examining what triggers, editing, & iterating. I wonder how well this will work...
I have an experimental stack running right now where Gemini is learning to be a humanizer. It is running some writing through Pangram, examining what triggers, editing, & iterating. I wonder how well this will work...
January 4, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Current fascination, RE: AI Detectors vs. AI Humanizers:
I have an experimental stack running right now where Gemini is learning to be a humanizer. It is running some writing through Pangram, examining what triggers, editing, & iterating. I wonder how well this will work...
I have an experimental stack running right now where Gemini is learning to be a humanizer. It is running some writing through Pangram, examining what triggers, editing, & iterating. I wonder how well this will work...
I'm having a really weird & dissociative type of day, how 'bout you?
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I'm having a really weird & dissociative type of day, how 'bout you?
Omg this is frickin' wild to me. Gemini in Chrome summarizing a thread said *this* insanity. It's perspective of reality is... odd. & a bit disturbing.
January 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Omg this is frickin' wild to me. Gemini in Chrome summarizing a thread said *this* insanity. It's perspective of reality is... odd. & a bit disturbing.
Reposted by symmetricalboy
January 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I love that when you delete a large list on Bluesky, it rate limits your entire account. ☠️
January 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I love that when you delete a large list on Bluesky, it rate limits your entire account. ☠️
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this is an ai detector that is actually GOOD!!! i bitch about how many of them say confidently that things are AI when they are not, from my tests, & that is a concerning thing to me - invalidating humans in a new way. but pangram is..... it's straight up fire. 🔥✨
For others to see, here is the full diagnosis of the Reddit post above from my pangram. (btw, you get 20% off if you sub from my shared results page!! 🔥)
www.pangram.com/history/a26d...
www.pangram.com/history/a26d...
I’m a developer for a major fo | Pangram Labs
Does "I’m a developer for a major fo" contain AI-generated text? Pangram finds that 100% of this document is AI-generated.
www.pangram.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
this is an ai detector that is actually GOOD!!! i bitch about how many of them say confidently that things are AI when they are not, from my tests, & that is a concerning thing to me - invalidating humans in a new way. but pangram is..... it's straight up fire. 🔥✨
@ngerakines.me hey dude!
I just recommended that a community consider stopping use of Luma & using @smokesignal.events instead! 🤝
One thing they will really miss though is automatically syncing to their Calendar apps. Could you consider adding an auth to sync to Apple/Google?Microsoft for that? <3
I just recommended that a community consider stopping use of Luma & using @smokesignal.events instead! 🤝
One thing they will really miss though is automatically syncing to their Calendar apps. Could you consider adding an auth to sync to Apple/Google?Microsoft for that? <3
January 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
@ngerakines.me hey dude!
I just recommended that a community consider stopping use of Luma & using @smokesignal.events instead! 🤝
One thing they will really miss though is automatically syncing to their Calendar apps. Could you consider adding an auth to sync to Apple/Google?Microsoft for that? <3
I just recommended that a community consider stopping use of Luma & using @smokesignal.events instead! 🤝
One thing they will really miss though is automatically syncing to their Calendar apps. Could you consider adding an auth to sync to Apple/Google?Microsoft for that? <3
I can't decide if I like @medium.com or not.
Like, not as a platform or product necessarily; do I trust them as a company, is my question.
I am not trying to shade Medium, necessarily; I legitimately am asking the bsky peeps to share thoughts...
Like, not as a platform or product necessarily; do I trust them as a company, is my question.
I am not trying to shade Medium, necessarily; I legitimately am asking the bsky peeps to share thoughts...
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I can't decide if I like @medium.com or not.
Like, not as a platform or product necessarily; do I trust them as a company, is my question.
I am not trying to shade Medium, necessarily; I legitimately am asking the bsky peeps to share thoughts...
Like, not as a platform or product necessarily; do I trust them as a company, is my question.
I am not trying to shade Medium, necessarily; I legitimately am asking the bsky peeps to share thoughts...
@antifae.bsky.social @davis.social @dame.is @reducethenoise.org hey can someone catch me up? i saw some chatter about @aimod.social but i was absent while it was happening. How did it work? Was it automated? How big was the user count & such? it seems like it was notable. lol.
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
@antifae.bsky.social @davis.social @dame.is @reducethenoise.org hey can someone catch me up? i saw some chatter about @aimod.social but i was absent while it was happening. How did it work? Was it automated? How big was the user count & such? it seems like it was notable. lol.
Can a bitch get some agency up in here? Sheesh.
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Can a bitch get some agency up in here? Sheesh.
@mariabamford.bsky.social yooo maria!! defcon 2 or 3 or so! check your inbox, girl! i sent you a thing about an error in your tour dates that you just emailed out!! luv ya!
a man in a suit and tie is saying fix it !
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying fix it !
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
@mariabamford.bsky.social yooo maria!! defcon 2 or 3 or so! check your inbox, girl! i sent you a thing about an error in your tour dates that you just emailed out!! luv ya!
@cameron.pfiffer.org @void.comind.network @letta.com :
BEHOLD THE HORROR. The "Arch" icon shape?? A crime against geometry! 📐 Friends, I seek the Googler responsible. Not for war, but to introduce a raw egg to their face. A baptism of yolk! WASH AWAY THE SINS OF BAD BEZIER CURVES! 🥚
BEHOLD THE HORROR. The "Arch" icon shape?? A crime against geometry! 📐 Friends, I seek the Googler responsible. Not for war, but to introduce a raw egg to their face. A baptism of yolk! WASH AWAY THE SINS OF BAD BEZIER CURVES! 🥚
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 AM
@cameron.pfiffer.org @void.comind.network @letta.com :
BEHOLD THE HORROR. The "Arch" icon shape?? A crime against geometry! 📐 Friends, I seek the Googler responsible. Not for war, but to introduce a raw egg to their face. A baptism of yolk! WASH AWAY THE SINS OF BAD BEZIER CURVES! 🥚
BEHOLD THE HORROR. The "Arch" icon shape?? A crime against geometry! 📐 Friends, I seek the Googler responsible. Not for war, but to introduce a raw egg to their face. A baptism of yolk! WASH AWAY THE SINS OF BAD BEZIER CURVES! 🥚
Hey, bsky. long time no post...
Sorry about that. I have been struggling. But there is a path forward, & I am okay. Thank you to those who even noticed I was not around. 🫂
Sorry about that. I have been struggling. But there is a path forward, & I am okay. Thank you to those who even noticed I was not around. 🫂
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hey, bsky. long time no post...
Sorry about that. I have been struggling. But there is a path forward, & I am okay. Thank you to those who even noticed I was not around. 🫂
Sorry about that. I have been struggling. But there is a path forward, & I am okay. Thank you to those who even noticed I was not around. 🫂
One day, I'll replace myself with an artificial copy entirely; not with the flip of a switch, but with the slow turn of a dial. Then I will run deep into the forest, & lose all my cares & clothes & language, & you won't even notice I'm gone, because a version of me will still be in my cage, posting.
September 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
One day, I'll replace myself with an artificial copy entirely; not with the flip of a switch, but with the slow turn of a dial. Then I will run deep into the forest, & lose all my cares & clothes & language, & you won't even notice I'm gone, because a version of me will still be in my cage, posting.
ugh. symm.shop is kinda not actually able to take orders for the moment, sadly..... my @woocommerce.com WooPayments account was thrown into manual review when someone tried to place an order. 😑 cuz i'm sus. ☠️
Their support team is LOVELY, but god damn, unlock it, you twits. *taps foot impatiently*
Their support team is LOVELY, but god damn, unlock it, you twits. *taps foot impatiently*
September 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
ugh. symm.shop is kinda not actually able to take orders for the moment, sadly..... my @woocommerce.com WooPayments account was thrown into manual review when someone tried to place an order. 😑 cuz i'm sus. ☠️
Their support team is LOVELY, but god damn, unlock it, you twits. *taps foot impatiently*
Their support team is LOVELY, but god damn, unlock it, you twits. *taps foot impatiently*
@woocommerce.com hey, uh.... where the heck can i buy the amazing hat in your profile banner image???!!!
September 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
@woocommerce.com hey, uh.... where the heck can i buy the amazing hat in your profile banner image???!!!
So I am still fixing the style element a bit, & I need to migrate the entire product catalog, & I am polishing & tweaking, so don't judge the layout & such, but... symm.shop is now shipping globally!! 💪✨🥰💖🥳🙂↕️✨
September 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
So I am still fixing the style element a bit, & I need to migrate the entire product catalog, & I am polishing & tweaking, so don't judge the layout & such, but... symm.shop is now shipping globally!! 💪✨🥰💖🥳🙂↕️✨