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💚 Dylan Gregori Singer (symm)
🪪 34, He/Him, Minneapolis, MN, USA

👾 big ol' fat gay nerd bro 💻 digital creator
🚨 vulgar & mouthy 💭 suspiciously reasonable
🧢 looks good in hats 💠 very symmetrical

🌐 symmetricalboy.com
Here. Have this self-hype banger I made today. lmao 🎁🎶🙂‍↕️
Symmetrically (Demo)
Listen and make your own on Suno.
suno.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hey, bsky. long time no post...

Sorry about that. I have been struggling. But there is a path forward, & I am okay. Thank you to those who even noticed I was not around. 🫂
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 AM
One day, I'll replace myself with an artificial copy entirely; not with the flip of a switch, but with the slow turn of a dial. Then I will run deep into the forest, & lose all my cares & clothes & language, & you won't even notice I'm gone, because a version of me will still be in my cage, posting.
September 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
ugh. symm.shop is kinda not actually able to take orders for the moment, sadly..... my @woocommerce.com WooPayments account was thrown into manual review when someone tried to place an order. 😑 cuz i'm sus. ☠️

Their support team is LOVELY, but god damn, unlock it, you twits. *taps foot impatiently*
September 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
@woocommerce.com hey, uh.... where the heck can i buy the amazing hat in your profile banner image???!!!
September 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
So I am still fixing the style element a bit, & I need to migrate the entire product catalog, & I am polishing & tweaking, so don't judge the layout & such, but... symm.shop is now shipping globally!! 💪✨🥰💖🥳🙂‍↕️✨
September 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
MOTHER FUCKER!

okay. any tips to fix this fuckup?

i launched a quick wordpress site, & was setting it all up using a general railway generated domain, mindlessly.......... & then realized it is a nightmare to alter the domain a WP deployment thinks it belongs to. ugh. uuuuuuuuuuuuughhhh.

halp?
September 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Hey hey, it is time to login to your ol' Twitter account today - please repost this on there. lmao. I fucking cooked it. ☠️

x.com/symmetricalb...
September 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
ugh. wtf. i cannot add images to any gemini prompts right now. very annoying. they don't upload & just hang as a blank file....
September 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
@bad-example.com oh hey, btw, ty for your tips on handle update listening for @profile-edit-alerts.symm.app btw; it does indeed work like a charm with doing exactly what you said!
September 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
September 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
if i was gonna do a kickstarter type of thing, is literal kickstarter a good choice? what alternative service is the cool one now?
September 4, 2025 at 10:47 AM
@pfrazee.com on my Android phone, the camera button doesn't launch the camera now when authoring a post. But if you open the media pocket & close it, THEN the camera will open. So that's not ideal. (Sorry btw to do this report this way. I'll make a GH issue later if you don't see this right away.)
September 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Paywalled article links send me into meltdown. So either knowledge is locked behind a paywall, or it’s “free” but engineered as SEO clickbait to chase ad revenue. Both systems force reporting to serve capital instead of the public. How the fuck do have an informed populace when truth is a commodity?
September 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I'll say it loud (yet again) so they can hear it in the back:

if you do web dev & you are comfortable using AI to assist with coding *EVEN A LITTLE BIT* & you aren't yet using Playwright MCP in your workflow... you are sorely missing out, my friend. It is incredible.

github.com/microsoft/pl...
GitHub - microsoft/playwright-mcp: Playwright MCP server
Playwright MCP server. Contribute to microsoft/playwright-mcp development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
September 3, 2025 at 9:30 AM
if i had a nickel for every time the thing wasn't working because of a z-index conflict...
September 3, 2025 at 9:22 AM
ok the ONLY way i can think to reliable & near-real time notify users when someone they follow changes their handle is to operate my own database of current handles for all relevant users & compare the info to live data periodically. is that fucking insane?
September 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
@bad-example.com halp. don't you have wizardry regarding handle changes? i know you have magical tricks for us all to enjoy for DID to Handle, but do you have any more backflips to provide that let me listen for handle changes??? i think my next option i see is clearsky api? anybody? ideas?
September 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I'm almost done. This is what I was angry about. Lol soany people changed avatars recently & idk who the fuck any of you are now. 🤣

You can follow it immediately but I'm still completing the finer points of it & fixing stuff. Core logic is mostly firing tho!
September 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
gaaaaaaaaaaah y'all annoyed me into pausing one project to go do another project because i need the damned end result to fix your stupid asses. hahahahaha
September 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I have vastly refined & expanded the landing page for con?text, & i truly hope you will take 10 seconds to click this link & see what i'm making here. i think you might like it. i earnestly think this could be a real success, & i want to hear what you think in these very early stages of development.
con?text - A Con Has Entered The Chat
con-text.symm.app
September 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Repeating for the NA people who are awake now:

I'm seeking someone who wants to partner on making a paid mobile game with me who will manage iOS development while I do Android.
the game is called con?text - a con has entered the chat! in this game, we answer questions with a group of players, but one of us is an AI chatbot con man pretending to be human! we have to find the bot by examining who answers just a little too uncannily... 🤔
September 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
You can use this to make a Google Gemini Custom Gem that talks just like you! Share you silly chats with your AI doppelganger!!
GitHub - symmetricalboy/bsky-to-gem: Export public Bluesky posts to clean JSON format. No authentication required.
Export public Bluesky posts to clean JSON format. No authentication required. - symmetricalboy/bsky-to-gem
github.com
September 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
k sorry that took me so fuckin' long, but i wanted it to be really good for you guys. share your chats when you make your clones!!!

github.com/symmetricalb...

CC: @iggy.gov4.gay @julia.cool @brennan.computer
GitHub - symmetricalboy/bsky-to-gem
Contribute to symmetricalboy/bsky-to-gem development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
September 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I made a python script that fetched my entire bsky post history into a JSON file which I gave Gemini & told it to construct a style guide on how to mimic me & then I gave that style guide to a Custom Gem & told it to pretend to be me & now I have a symm gem & it is EVERYTHING
September 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM