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Sylvette!!
@sylvette.bsky.social
It’s hard being the best blue skier out there.

it/they

PFP: @mokayume.bsky.social
〜 Old Enough to Drink in America 〜
🏳️‍⚧️Malevolent Thing ΘΔ&
Opinions not my own. they are your's. Sorry :/

please give me money https://ko-fi.com/sylvettesylph i want it
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After MANY MANY YEARS of this only existing in my head without actualization… I have FAR TOO MANY THANKS TO GIVE TO @mokayume.bsky.social for their wonderful job designing my true faerie form with a practically perfect read of my vibes. ;;;;;; Please show them some love.

(Artist’s page is 🔞!!)
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January 26, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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Thanks to everyone who showed up last night!! Any support anyone can give is a huge boon to me right now, and I got to play around with experimenting with people's blorbos. Thank you for assisting me in trying to get a more consistent sketchy style \o/ #fenryrart
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 PM
i have literally not once gotten room to breathe since january 1st why does this happen at the start of every fucking year
January 20, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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コミッション
January 19, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
FIFTEEN MINUTES BEFORE WE RUN AND THE WATER IS NOT FUCKING BOILING!!!!!!
January 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
January 10, 2026 at 6:14 AM
you’d think my workplace would be happy that my migraines have eased down and i can be a functional worker again, instead of causing a completely new one with the amount of mental whiplash i just had today
January 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
um okay i’m deleting those posts. just as i was jumpscared by No Hours they fixed the coming week @ least. they still… cut my hours by a full day, and they still havent scheduled me for the week after, but the situation is no longer absurdly dire and the donations provided cover the hours im down
January 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
goodness thank you guys. Idk how long I’ll be able to / need to float by but that will help pay for groceries for a bit. <3
January 9, 2026 at 10:36 PM
gonna be real hard to get rich off saying stupid unfunny bullshit on the internet when i’m depressed looking at my bank account in like two weeks. how am i meant to be absurdist and unrelatable when the only thought circulating my head is gonna be “i have GOT to sell one of my kidneys”
January 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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i desperately hope venezuela can hold off against the united states in this demonic war
January 3, 2026 at 7:33 AM
I should b aloud 2 perfect parry customers questions. i should b rewarded 4 watching them turn towards me and perfectly timing my block button to the moment vocalizations come out of theyre mouth by an animation of theyre head explodeing 🤯
January 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Nows the time of the year where you get to spin people around for pinging everyone in every server with the same goddamn joke
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
shaking my head. Why didn’t people in the past think about using P7C3-A20 to restore brain NAD+ homeostasis regulation? Are they stupid
December 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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fursona commission for sparks [she/they] ⚡⚡
December 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
how to fuck up the guy that invented migraines if hes dead
December 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
the worst part about making a character that quickly and overtakes my life and my personality and my soul is that i’m not an artist. I’m like eternally building up tension I can’t resolve and its the worst. I love my deaf raptor I can’t stop thinking about her but I’m forced to Just Think About Her
December 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
with the amount of times i’ve been searching up drug names and poisons and like anatomical information and surgical procedures i’m starting to think the fbi agent in my phone might accidentally be starting to clock me as a writer and not my actual day job as a kingpin
December 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
(cute little bunny voice) i have to kill god and eat his entrails but mostly for enrichment purposes. not for moral reasons or anything i’m not even tryina inherit powers of the divine that much
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
im starting to think
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM