MY CATS: We are ded. Ded from warm. No moving. No moving ever more.

<doorbell rings with KFC delivery>

MY CATS: WE ARE ALIVE AGAIN

Calm down Dorothy, I've spent longer putting the bins out

Not driven for 4 or 5 years and just had to shuffle about both cars on the drive. WHILE BEING WATCHED.

We’ve just sorted the freezer out for an exciting Sunday evening.
I can’t remember how to talk on social media so that’s the best I’ve got right now.

nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish

RIP John Prescott. I interviewed him as part of a research project in 2018. He had a wonderful turn of phrase. Describing meeting up with Tony Blair on the train travelling to down to London the day after the 1997 election, 'Tony came down the carriage, all teeth and handshakes'.

My one skill in life is being consistently able to type 'Great! Looking forward to it :)' when I mean 'I hope I die before this happens.'

Fancy your own Powell & Pressburger festival? Currently on/heading to BBC iPlayer are I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING!, THE LIFE AND DEATH OF COLONEL BLIMP and P&P doc MADE IN ENGLAND. A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH and THE RED SHOES join from Sat. But see thread for links to other P&P joy available in the UK
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I might have to upgrade my 1 tog duvet

Oh Bluesky! 🥰

Mafting

*looks around*
Is it safe here?