Swordie @ Trying to Read
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Yeah, I'm that milkybois guy from the forbidden bird app! Hi! I draw dudes with their abs out most of the time. Talks about GMing too. Lots of sketches and memes to be found here. Consult your physician before consuming. 28, she/her, ace. 🇺🇸🇵🇭🏳️🌈✊🏿
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Aw man I'm both so sleep-deprived and unmedicated that everything around me, even the books I'm trying to read, annoy the shit out of me. And then I'm probably going to have the wave of self-loathing hit me into an existential nightmare. Ahhhh
January 6, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Aw man I'm both so sleep-deprived and unmedicated that everything around me, even the books I'm trying to read, annoy the shit out of me. And then I'm probably going to have the wave of self-loathing hit me into an existential nightmare. Ahhhh
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"we are withered and starving, dried and decaying"
January 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
"we are withered and starving, dried and decaying"
Apologies for not having drawn bikini boys in a while...!
January 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Apologies for not having drawn bikini boys in a while...!
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In celebration of my (long-passed) 28th birthday, have some Royce sketches!
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
In celebration of my (long-passed) 28th birthday, have some Royce sketches!
Oh god, I woke up and can't go back to sleep
Am I really gonna try to drive to work and survive on just 3-4 hours...?
Am I really gonna try to drive to work and survive on just 3-4 hours...?
January 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Oh god, I woke up and can't go back to sleep
Am I really gonna try to drive to work and survive on just 3-4 hours...?
Am I really gonna try to drive to work and survive on just 3-4 hours...?
GOD Terry Pratchett is so good with words wtf
January 5, 2026 at 12:59 PM
GOD Terry Pratchett is so good with words wtf
Really enjoying Wee Free Men atm. So cool
January 5, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Really enjoying Wee Free Men atm. So cool
I just learned about there being an attempt to canonize a dog to become a saint and now I need a dog saint
January 5, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I just learned about there being an attempt to canonize a dog to become a saint and now I need a dog saint
I now know not to say anything about improv until the last minute unless people get used to it. My rectum is not that cavernous. There's only so much I can spelunk in there for nuggets of tabletop campaign gold
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I now know not to say anything about improv until the last minute unless people get used to it. My rectum is not that cavernous. There's only so much I can spelunk in there for nuggets of tabletop campaign gold
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Tekken comic by Jin Yasunaga, from a 1996 Comic Gamest compilation.
January 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Tekken comic by Jin Yasunaga, from a 1996 Comic Gamest compilation.
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Also reading How to be a Saint by Kate Sidley before getting back into Free Wee Men. It's pretty amusing! It's also more tolerable than another book I tried to read called Convent Wisdom. The latter book is fucking ROUGH
January 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Also reading How to be a Saint by Kate Sidley before getting back into Free Wee Men. It's pretty amusing! It's also more tolerable than another book I tried to read called Convent Wisdom. The latter book is fucking ROUGH
Absolutely in love with this Innocent Life video 😭 youtu.be/xGboubK4HTI?... The edits aren't too annoying and her narration is pretty good!
The Forgotten Harvest Moon Spinoff Game [FULL VIDEO] | StarrieRosiePop
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January 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Absolutely in love with this Innocent Life video 😭 youtu.be/xGboubK4HTI?... The edits aren't too annoying and her narration is pretty good!
My goals for 2026 is to finish at least one Discworld book. I actually started on Free Wee Men but I'll start reading Guards! Guards! after that
January 4, 2026 at 9:41 AM
My goals for 2026 is to finish at least one Discworld book. I actually started on Free Wee Men but I'll start reading Guards! Guards! after that
Almost done reading The Hike by Drew Margary. It's... quirky, but unfortunately not charming enough to really make me get super invested unlike Moonbound. Guy goes on a magical trip and plot twist, it's a fucking time loop or some shit! Yippee.
Oh but there's also a dude from the Spanish Inqui+
Oh but there's also a dude from the Spanish Inqui+
January 4, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Almost done reading The Hike by Drew Margary. It's... quirky, but unfortunately not charming enough to really make me get super invested unlike Moonbound. Guy goes on a magical trip and plot twist, it's a fucking time loop or some shit! Yippee.
Oh but there's also a dude from the Spanish Inqui+
Oh but there's also a dude from the Spanish Inqui+
Sad when I describe how a male OC of mine would be a decent partner in bed and how he'd be so caring about them being comfortable and having pleasure
And then me sticking a fat asterisk at the end saying "REMINDER THAT THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION"
And then me sticking a fat asterisk at the end saying "REMINDER THAT THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION"
January 4, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Sad when I describe how a male OC of mine would be a decent partner in bed and how he'd be so caring about them being comfortable and having pleasure
And then me sticking a fat asterisk at the end saying "REMINDER THAT THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION"
And then me sticking a fat asterisk at the end saying "REMINDER THAT THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION"
Oh man, I had a really intense dream!
Basically some person online by the name of "aoistrawberry" or some shit was apparently infamous for ordering hits on people they didn't like, and apparently I got on their shit list. The thing is, for some reason I knew who the assassin was and so I went to +
Basically some person online by the name of "aoistrawberry" or some shit was apparently infamous for ordering hits on people they didn't like, and apparently I got on their shit list. The thing is, for some reason I knew who the assassin was and so I went to +
January 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Oh man, I had a really intense dream!
Basically some person online by the name of "aoistrawberry" or some shit was apparently infamous for ordering hits on people they didn't like, and apparently I got on their shit list. The thing is, for some reason I knew who the assassin was and so I went to +
Basically some person online by the name of "aoistrawberry" or some shit was apparently infamous for ordering hits on people they didn't like, and apparently I got on their shit list. The thing is, for some reason I knew who the assassin was and so I went to +
I made Vengeforde as a one-off villain but he's quickly growing on me with how much ridiculous shit I assign to him
January 3, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I made Vengeforde as a one-off villain but he's quickly growing on me with how much ridiculous shit I assign to him
The batteries in my mouse keep dying even if I've been recharging them. Whyyy
January 3, 2026 at 12:08 PM
The batteries in my mouse keep dying even if I've been recharging them. Whyyy
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1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
Hey can the US like, not be a dickhead for FIVE MINUTES
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Hey can the US like, not be a dickhead for FIVE MINUTES
MAN. After getting a cultural exchange with the South Korean roleplaying scene, I still want to delve into the Japanese CoC and PBW scene but also the forum roleplaying in French spheres LMAO
January 3, 2026 at 6:33 AM
MAN. After getting a cultural exchange with the South Korean roleplaying scene, I still want to delve into the Japanese CoC and PBW scene but also the forum roleplaying in French spheres LMAO
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Call me Cismael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no stake in my masculinity, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the feminine part of the world.
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Call me Cismael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no stake in my masculinity, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the feminine part of the world.
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