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Order varies based on caffeine intake.
Order varies based on caffeine intake.
Hard to make it any clearer.
January 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Hard to make it any clearer.
I'll raise you a dirty loaf.
January 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I'll raise you a dirty loaf.
Explodaconda. I'm in.
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Explodaconda. I'm in.
A different kind of Whamageddon altogether.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
A different kind of Whamageddon altogether.
Those nails are rock solid.
December 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Those nails are rock solid.
Thursday won't feel like Thursday though.
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Thursday won't feel like Thursday though.
Dessert should come first.
December 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Dessert should come first.
Looked even better from the other side of the table! โค๏ธ
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Looked even better from the other side of the table! โค๏ธ
Kind of you to assume there's *any* gray matter.
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Kind of you to assume there's *any* gray matter.
At last, we see each other plain!
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
At last, we see each other plain!
Actual Intelligence.
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Actual Intelligence.
One fish, two fish, pink fish, so delish.
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
One fish, two fish, pink fish, so delish.
Wizard shot the food. Such delicious childhood trauma.
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Wizard shot the food. Such delicious childhood trauma.
Oh, the fancy electric model!
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Oh, the fancy electric model!
The gift of never dining alone.
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The gift of never dining alone.
Gosling affective disorder.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Gosling affective disorder.
Vaccine phoenix will rise again!
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Vaccine phoenix will rise again!