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*opens YouTube*
*is served up a 90s hoodoo gurus music video of a girl that looks extremely underage dancing and miming “I bet you think im kinky right”*
*closes YouTube*

All the people who are shocked at the attitudes towards young girls just haven’t paid any attention to it.
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Really wish the vic government would stop fucking saying they are gonna put kids in jail and have some guts. Progressive government my ass. Stop listening to facebook and newscorp and listen to experts.
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Listen to this sook whining to get fed
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I guess the Liberals have given up on getting the rest of the “teal” seats back, heck Tim Wilson might lose his seat again and more might follow.
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This Epstein stuff seems worse then I was expecting. I guess a lot of the conspiracy brained people were right?
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
There really needs to be an infrastructure map that shows shared path closures for maintenance, flooding and any other issues. I shouldn't have to hope someone posts something on facebook to notify the community groups I'm in to find out.
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Screw these lawless assholes man. The area is so inaccessible they just treat it like its their own land
Frankston beach hit by more unauthorised works as ‘illegal’ seawall action stalls
New video footage shows a rogue excavator tearing up rocks on the Port Phillip Bay shoreline, months after community uproar.
www.theage.com.au
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I'm only half way through this vid but John Forrester was legitimately an evil man who made sure many many cyclists died due to his crazy cult like devotion to "vehicular cycling' and advocating against safe bike infrastructure. He influenced policy in Australia too not just the US.
This is Why Cycling is Dangerous in America
YouTube video by Not Just Bikes
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 AM
This is how Aussies dealt with their constitutional crisis 50 years ago to this day
Norman Gunston at 'The Dismissal'
YouTube video by Jocktheterrible
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I want to send my friend in Utah a full playlist of songs I heard when growing up (he's my age) and see which ones he knows and which ones he doesn't. He has never seen any music from "Talking Heads" at all I have learned.
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Fascinating article. maybe there is much more to affordability and an economy then just getting prices down, you wouldn't know from the discourse though.
China’s Deflationary Spiral Hurts Economy Harder Than Official Numbers Suggest
Bloomberg analysis shows deflation on the ground feels more pronounced than official data show, with prices of everyday goods plunging and the share of loss-making companies at a 25-year high.
www.bloomberg.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oh man this is so sad, I ride past this spot on the trail all the time so it hits kind of hard.
Woman and child drown in Dandenong Creek in Melbourne's south-east
Police believe a woman went to the aid of a child drowning in the creek, before also getting into difficulty on Monday afternoon.
www.abc.net.au
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Turns on the ABC: "Melbourne is not the place I grew up in" and a long segment about how bad crime is right now.

Lady there were violent gang riots against police in my town when i was just starting school.
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I wish I could get more car brained people to read articles like this with an open mind instead of raging at cyclists, its not defending people who put pedestrians in danger or are dicks but cites some evidence to say that its actually safer for a cyclist to clear the intersection more quickly.
Cyclists may be right to run stop signs and red lights. Here’s why
Should cyclists be allowed to treat stop signs as yield signs? This rule from Idaho is divisive, but the scientific data is surprising.
theconversation.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I know its just advertising regulation but how many Americans look at this ad and go "Yeah I want that I'm gonna talk to my doc!"
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I hate that when i look at a pic or video that someone is sharing as cool my first thought now is to skeptically look at it wondering if it’s AI generated.
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I think I need to find some more podcasts and books to consume about "The Dismissal' as if I'd be tempted to watch a 50 year anniversary thing on Sky ergh.
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Musk telling people at his stupid conference that people can text and drive soon with his cars. Who is even asking for that? (rhetorical question)
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
there is a "T6" cricket tournament in hong kong today and it fascinates me I may need to switch it on in the background. I thought 20 overs was a short game.
November 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I've been watching some US TV streams over the last day and the medical ads, drugs ads and ads for companies offering to buy out your life insurance are pretty jarring.
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I didn't realise how much clickbait AI slop is out there mostly targeting pensioners and its all over google search. I've even seen a some of them show up in the google news discover section on chrome in iOS.
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
There is a cafe in Japan where you can pat "Micro pigs" and have them sit in your lap.
mipig cafe - MICRO PIG HOUSE -
the very first and the only one in Japan where you can meet micro pigs.
mipig.cafe
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I am so terrible at worrying about weird sounds on my bike *bird cheeps* "Is that my drivetrain?
*shorts rub against seat* "Damn do I need to lube my pedals?"
*shoe lace hits frame* "WTF is that sound?"
*runners shoes hit the ground* "Shit is the brake pad rubbing?"
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I know its weird as someone who isn't from the US but I always like to watch Steve Kornacki getting excited and gesticulating wildly about election numbers.
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"News orgs" posting cycling bait on social media is a real problem imo, channel 7 news Australia posted a CCTV video of a cyclist having an accident in Poland and they are getting a lot of engagement and arguing but how is that news?
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM