Matt
@swirlyball.bsky.social
Listen to this sook whining to get fed
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Listen to this sook whining to get fed
seriously wtf? there are dozens of things like this you can quote from this guy
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 AM
seriously wtf? there are dozens of things like this you can quote from this guy
I know its just advertising regulation but how many Americans look at this ad and go "Yeah I want that I'm gonna talk to my doc!"
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I know its just advertising regulation but how many Americans look at this ad and go "Yeah I want that I'm gonna talk to my doc!"
Fantastic Melbourne Spring weather i love it.
October 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fantastic Melbourne Spring weather i love it.
I think there was a tornado out west of Melbourne or something
October 26, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I think there was a tornado out west of Melbourne or something
Started listening to the "Life after Cars" audiobook and apparently Superman was extremely woke in 1939
October 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Started listening to the "Life after Cars" audiobook and apparently Superman was extremely woke in 1939
I wish i could say this was rare but there are so many gaps in shared paths like this around Melbourne, they care more about traffic calming the people on bikes and annoying them with bollards then actually making the path connections work and easy to navigate
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I wish i could say this was rare but there are so many gaps in shared paths like this around Melbourne, they care more about traffic calming the people on bikes and annoying them with bollards then actually making the path connections work and easy to navigate
First run in a year, gotta start somewhere I guess.
October 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM
First run in a year, gotta start somewhere I guess.
This is pretty cool now just make it permanent and every day!
October 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This is pretty cool now just make it permanent and every day!
Apparently i woke up just for this
October 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Apparently i woke up just for this
Gonna be some interesting decorations this halloween
October 3, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Gonna be some interesting decorations this halloween
so Auspost can't send anything to Canada as well as the US now, very normal times we live in.
October 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
so Auspost can't send anything to Canada as well as the US now, very normal times we live in.
The noisy miner babies always let you know exactly where they are they bitch so much for their fam to feed em.
September 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The noisy miner babies always let you know exactly where they are they bitch so much for their fam to feed em.
My view of the grand final
September 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
My view of the grand final
I think Willow did miss me (sound up for purrs)
September 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I think Willow did miss me (sound up for purrs)
Tiny fluffy babies spotted
September 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Tiny fluffy babies spotted
My dentist smsed a discount code to use for a checkup the fucking day after i got a clean and a checkup. Still not beating the dentistry is a scam allegation.
September 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My dentist smsed a discount code to use for a checkup the fucking day after i got a clean and a checkup. Still not beating the dentistry is a scam allegation.
My dad had the LP of this, we'd listen to it all the time when I was a kid in the car. I spent a lot of time looking at the album art too, this pic especially
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My dad had the LP of this, we'd listen to it all the time when I was a kid in the car. I spent a lot of time looking at the album art too, this pic especially
Has Sussan Ley apologised for this racist post during the Dunkley by election or are indigenous politicians the only ones who have to?
September 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Has Sussan Ley apologised for this racist post during the Dunkley by election or are indigenous politicians the only ones who have to?
Terrible vid but the eclipse looks cool
September 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Terrible vid but the eclipse looks cool
My bikes gps computer seems to think i live in an underground cave
September 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
My bikes gps computer seems to think i live in an underground cave
My magpie nemisis is here but hes fine with me coz im not riding my bike
September 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
My magpie nemisis is here but hes fine with me coz im not riding my bike
Spotted this swamp wallaby on my way home last night, don’t normally see them at all been a few years since the last time.
August 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Spotted this swamp wallaby on my way home last night, don’t normally see them at all been a few years since the last time.