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Violent, Funny, Homosexual.
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe
June 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
July 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
July 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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June 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Blue skies...I could get used to this!
February 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Mfs think im full of shit, I haven't even gotten farted
March 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
we up
March 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
TV news is as bad as crack cocaine for your health
February 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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We gotta reject “Well, RFK jr. is right about some things” and accept “if we don’t confront the real problems with our systems, it becomes much easier for con artists like this guy to manipulate people.”
January 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Back on my bluesky bullshit
January 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Ultimately the Democrats are simply not delivering what the voters are asking for (economic saftey nets) and they are resorting to the guy giving false promises about giving them that rather than the party outright not acknowledging the problem at all
November 9, 2024 at 10:08 PM
I really dont like how a lot of leftists are pushing the lesson of "you shouldn't be introspective about this election" as the lesson for this election

Ah yes lets abandon any semblance of a plan entirely and see if that works
November 9, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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Normal and often helpful people: we need to do a better job doing leftist outreach for men. Men need supportive voices and role models, and they’re finding them on the right

Right wing influencers: you’re all pussies and im going to kill you
November 9, 2024 at 6:14 AM
I deeply respect Hank Green on a serious level but in my humble opinion, his recent election takes are just... bad.

"We would NEVER let a dictator take control of the country" he says as we overwhelmingly elected a dictator who said he's going to be dictator into the most powerful seat in office
When someone says “the president is not a dictator” and you say “maybe soon though” I worry that that’s a akin to “obeying in advance.”

No. The president of the US is not a dictator. Even if he would like to be, we will not allow it.
November 7, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Sorry, my bad
I have returned to Bluesky to find it significantly hornier than how I left it.
October 18, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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blue sky "We do things a little differently around here." - blue sky

Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."

Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"
October 18, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Remember when everyone asked for Dunkaroos to come back and then when they did come back nobody gave a fuck
October 4, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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hovering over his shoulder with my pants down while the 86 year old land lord unclogs my toilet for the 3rd time this week
September 24, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I think gta 6 is going to be pretty freakin sweet
September 26, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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January 10, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Bearface being unequivocally on the top of that list

Good lord do i need a whole album of him beautifully singing over a guitar idc how unoriginal it would be
At this point I'm just waiting for more brockhampton members to drop solo albums, kevins new album was aight, merlyn and ameers collab project was just fun on first listen but doesn't really stick long term. Im really excited to hear what joba, matt, dom, and bearface albums sound like.
November 12, 2023 at 7:04 PM
At this point I'm just waiting for more brockhampton members to drop solo albums, kevins new album was aight, merlyn and ameers collab project was just fun on first listen but doesn't really stick long term. Im really excited to hear what joba, matt, dom, and bearface albums sound like.
November 12, 2023 at 7:03 PM
Cia penis data chip
November 12, 2023 at 7:01 PM
I should post here more often a lot of friends are getting access to this site
November 12, 2023 at 6:59 PM