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@swegleaps.bsky.social
Data Analytics, Bad College Football, Mid-skilled MtG
Listening to a new @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social episode in the car. @jasonkirk.fyi says "Google", my phone thinks it's me starting a search query, and proceeds to search for the next thing it hears.

Now "El Paso Handjob" is a part of my search history....
December 30, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Focus Jams only
Push The Tempo
Sub Focus, Katy B · Push The Tempo · Song · 2024
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December 23, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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Oh, that trophy is definitely going to end up burning down an athletics building 20 years from now when some curious intern decides to see if it still works 😂
For the curious - because this is not for sale as a consumer product, it would not be subject to CPSC jurisdiction.
December 17, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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in fairness this guy does look almost exactly like the kind of person who would cancel Sesame Street
December 16, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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Kenny: "You think Jay Z or..."
Chuck: "Probably not a good time right now"
December 11, 2024 at 5:22 AM
I am to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social what a certain senator is to eggs
December 5, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Playing my first Pokemon TCG tourney tonight.

I'm such a dork...
November 15, 2024 at 11:50 PM