Sweet Lumps
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I bring a certain "je ne sais pourquoi"
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[Mr. Whipple voice] please don't boof the bourguignon
January 18, 2026 at 8:31 PM
[Mr. Whipple voice] please don't boof the bourguignon
this should be a doritos flavor
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
this should be a doritos flavor
had a dream the other night that beyonce released a prog rock album. just meandering 17-minute sonic grooves
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
had a dream the other night that beyonce released a prog rock album. just meandering 17-minute sonic grooves
AGI is not real, but I hope and pray that LLMs have the capacity to feel pain
January 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
AGI is not real, but I hope and pray that LLMs have the capacity to feel pain
it's really a shame what AI summaries are doing to internet culture
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
it's really a shame what AI summaries are doing to internet culture
Is Werner Herzog on Cameo? Because I really need to hear him do a dramatic reading of the lyrics to The Christmas Song.
“Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow will find it hard to sleep tonight“ would be worth the price of admission on its own
“Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow will find it hard to sleep tonight“ would be worth the price of admission on its own
December 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Is Werner Herzog on Cameo? Because I really need to hear him do a dramatic reading of the lyrics to The Christmas Song.
“Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow will find it hard to sleep tonight“ would be worth the price of admission on its own
“Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow will find it hard to sleep tonight“ would be worth the price of admission on its own
This dentist office will legit turn u white for free
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This dentist office will legit turn u white for free
If you see this, post a random image from your device
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If you see this, post a random image from your device
the life that thick thighs save may be your own
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
the life that thick thighs save may be your own
If you see this, post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you see this, post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
This is the face of a regionally specific demon of European folklore who comes to your home and takes your firstborn if you don't have any suet or lard to feed him
Ÿ̴̻̣̫̭̦̻̣͙̂̽̎͘r̴͍̭̒̆͆̈́̓ ̷̫͙̞͈̋̇̀͋͂ͅȏ̴̧̳̪̯͈̜͉̠̔̈̓̅̀͘͠p̸͔̜͇̬̹͔̮̝̬̔͊̏͐̋͐̏̓e̷̡̳͈̦̤̣̦̍́̒̏̂̂͘n̵̫̖͖̭̥͋̏̄̋͜͜͝ ̵̯̥̤̋̓̑m̶̻̽̓̀̌̔͗͊̍͑̏o̷̡̳͓͉̼̳̘̍͛̿̃͌͝u̵̗̭̱͓̳͐͐̆t̶̝̔̅̔̔̚͠h̶̡̛̃ ̴̖͎̣̱͓̖͎̄͝a̷̹̼̺̖͂͗̚ͅw̶͈̞̹̬͗ȁ̷̳͇̞̱̪̙̬̬į̶̧̛͕̬̄͊̌̔̀͊̇̆̚͜ţ̸͕̗̅̀̿͐̑̒̐̓i̴̜̪̘̠̣̥̊̈̌͌̏͒̏̀͊̋ͅn̶̼̖̙̖͂̇͒́́́̕͝ǵ̵̳͖̫̯̠̯̺͇̽̊̎͂͝ ̶͎̝̮̘̄m̸̳͍͈̥̝͖̊͐̓̒̇͋̾̋͜ẏ̵̦̬̼͕̱͙̒͘ͅ ̸̛͙̜̫̬̻͈̦͇͛̑̃̓̒͊͝h̵͔͓̏̈́͋͆̅̽̏̇͝ä̷̧̧̱̠̪͉͍̜́̇͊ͅr̴̨̛͇͕̪̈́̎̿̈͑̔̚͝v̶̧͍̖͇̫̠͕͙̙͚̑e̸͕͎̽̑̄͛̉̃̈s̸̤͛̀ţ̵̦̱͒̃͗
̵̡̙͕̝̐̂̀̎͐̏̇ͅD̴̛̞̥̘̼̣͈̮̟̃̾͂ͅr̴̝̪̹̫͔̱̗̬̥͓̊ì̸̡̡͚̭͎̽̈́͑͆̈́̆ͅṅ̶̛̻̟̝̥͊̏̈́̀̈́̎̚k̵̰͕̼̈́́͜ ̶̨̪͕̦̦͇͈̰̞̈́̒̈͒͐̉̏͜f̶̧̞̒̽̋͑̽r̴̨͓̥̠̫̠͙̩̣͐̀̒͋͛̓̓̕͝o̶̲̒̌̽͒m̷̨̰̙̳͓͖̬͉̽͆̎̽͋ͅͅ ̸̮̭̄̂͆̉̋̋̔̊̇m̴͉͛̉́è̴͕̖̥̰̺͚͓̗ ̶̢̫͑͑͒̔L̸̡͂̈́ő̷̝̜͂͆̈́̌̕v̸͍͓͍͖̙̺̝̈̆ë̵̜̠́͋̑͂̈́̐̂̂̐
̵̡̙͕̝̐̂̀̎͐̏̇ͅD̴̛̞̥̘̼̣͈̮̟̃̾͂ͅr̴̝̪̹̫͔̱̗̬̥͓̊ì̸̡̡͚̭͎̽̈́͑͆̈́̆ͅṅ̶̛̻̟̝̥͊̏̈́̀̈́̎̚k̵̰͕̼̈́́͜ ̶̨̪͕̦̦͇͈̰̞̈́̒̈͒͐̉̏͜f̶̧̞̒̽̋͑̽r̴̨͓̥̠̫̠͙̩̣͐̀̒͋͛̓̓̕͝o̶̲̒̌̽͒m̷̨̰̙̳͓͖̬͉̽͆̎̽͋ͅͅ ̸̮̭̄̂͆̉̋̋̔̊̇m̴͉͛̉́è̴͕̖̥̰̺͚͓̗ ̶̢̫͑͑͒̔L̸̡͂̈́ő̷̝̜͂͆̈́̌̕v̸͍͓͍͖̙̺̝̈̆ë̵̜̠́͋̑͂̈́̐̂̂̐
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This is the face of a regionally specific demon of European folklore who comes to your home and takes your firstborn if you don't have any suet or lard to feed him
brb gonna embroider EAT MY FAT HAIRY TURDS, SEAN DUFFY on a snuggie
Because that’s the most important issue with air travel right now 🤦
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
brb gonna embroider EAT MY FAT HAIRY TURDS, SEAN DUFFY on a snuggie
i bet his flopsweat looks like movie theater butter
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
i bet his flopsweat looks like movie theater butter
quick, build more data centers so the robots can find out why it's happening
September 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
quick, build more data centers so the robots can find out why it's happening
Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me
September 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me
[clerk at the comptroller’s office]
What’s the business address, sir?
[me, sweating profusely, registering a fake business]
uhhhhhh
What’s the business address, sir?
[me, sweating profusely, registering a fake business]
uhhhhhh
September 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
[clerk at the comptroller’s office]
What’s the business address, sir?
[me, sweating profusely, registering a fake business]
uhhhhhh
What’s the business address, sir?
[me, sweating profusely, registering a fake business]
uhhhhhh
I upgraded to a new phone recently, and the thumbnails for my iTunes playlists seem a bit... off
September 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I upgraded to a new phone recently, and the thumbnails for my iTunes playlists seem a bit... off
[whispers] Crunchatize me Cap'n
September 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
[whispers] Crunchatize me Cap'n
When I was younger I thought Seth Green and Jamie Kennedy were the same person and then I saw Enemy of the State and lost my fucking mind
August 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
When I was younger I thought Seth Green and Jamie Kennedy were the same person and then I saw Enemy of the State and lost my fucking mind
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knew this would come in handy someday 😏
September 9, 2024 at 11:20 PM
knew this would come in handy someday 😏
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transition music in a metroid sitcom
July 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
transition music in a metroid sitcom
I went down an internet rabbit hole last night, and while reading the Wikipedia entry for Pauly Shore's "Biodome" (don't ask) I stumbled across this nugget
July 26, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I went down an internet rabbit hole last night, and while reading the Wikipedia entry for Pauly Shore's "Biodome" (don't ask) I stumbled across this nugget