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Audrey
@sweetaudrey.bsky.social
flutist, teacher, leather seamstress, property manager, good trouble maker, healthcare & public transportation enthusist
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Sex & Sewing Machines limited edition leather bondage cuffs & tie. Look cool, feel better!

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this is a performance anxiety nightmare

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Chaplin and Keaton Violin and Piano Duet - Limelight - Full Scene
YouTube video by Charlie Chaplin
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February 6, 2026 at 11:37 PM
This might be the smoothest shit I’ve ever seen.

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Earl "Snake Hips" Tucker
YouTube video by juanibadass
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February 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
His 12yo hands are stretching *all the way* to handle those octaves like it’s a piece of cake. His range is only going to grow.

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Jude Kofie Full Performance at Genius Gala 13
YouTube video by Liberty Science Center
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February 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Alright, I’m in love with this kid.

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What Happens When a Child Prodigy Hears an '80s Hit (Rock The Casbah)
YouTube video by Pianote
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February 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
These are the battles we should be fighting. Not whatever [gestures wildly at everything] we’re doing now.

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The Most Explosive Dance Battle Opening Ever - YOU GOT SERVED Clip
YouTube video by Clip
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February 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
The amount of action contained in 5 minutes & 51 seconds here is incredible. It’s like a ride at an amusement park but without the spinal injuries.

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Bob Fosse dance numbers - " The Rich Man's Frug "
YouTube video by Freds Channel One
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February 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
February 5, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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look at what hustle culture has done to us www.newsobserver.com/news/state/n...
Man breaks into Little Caesars, starts making and selling pizzas, NC police say
The suspect kept all the money he made selling pizzas, police say
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February 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Eat shit, Bill Cassidy. This is your fault.
BHATTACHARYA: We have to reestablish trust in public health. If you just double down on the same, we're not gonna change it

CASSIDY: Now we have a measles outbreak among those who did not trust. To further cast doubt upon the vaccines for no scientific reason - that's not gonna increase trust
February 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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You win the reply of the day award 😊
February 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
These are the only acceptable ice detention centers.
Ice houses, popular from the 17th to late 19th centuries, were specialised, often subterranean, brick-lined structures used to store winter-harvested ice year-round. They were a luxury for the wealthy, allowing them to store food and cool drinks before modern refrigeration was invented. They were
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I get paid for this lmao
February 3, 2026 at 1:02 PM
The Ron DeSantis Children’s Cemetery will be opening soon.
February 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
@nih-llamas.bsky.social you might like this :)
January 31, 2026 at 6:51 AM
alligator leather clutch, lined with Italian silk

📸 by Hal Samples
January 30, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Tragedy just dropped this incredible ad.

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Tragedy's Disco Metal Romance Unlimited
YouTube video by Let's Make Tragedy Happen
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January 30, 2026 at 8:39 PM
It's so frustrating. USA should be fucking amazing at immigration. Orderly, safe, efficient, fair... We could have that. But what we have is Republicans hell bent on killing, terrorizing & torturing people, and Democrats too scared to take the reins with a positive vision.
January 29, 2026 at 3:28 PM
1. Little bitch Tom Homan demands cooperation from local police.
2. Little bitch Tom Homan deports local police.
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I’m running my own chemtrail-free epidemiology project to see how quickly I can spread the woke-mind virus.
Just taught a 9yo boy about Dr. King & non violence. Nothing will stop me, a college educated, single, childless, godless cat lady from destroying Western civilization by indoctrinating children with woke ideology. By the time I’m done with these students, China will be woke AF.
January 29, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Just taught a 9yo boy about Dr. King & non violence. Nothing will stop me, a college educated, single, childless, godless cat lady from destroying Western civilization by indoctrinating children with woke ideology. By the time I’m done with these students, China will be woke AF.
January 29, 2026 at 11:58 AM
We don’t need WaPo telling us how to get weird. Here’s what you do – live on an artist’s budget ($0), learn when big trash day is in the neighborhood. And there you have it, your place will be weird.
Do you want to make your home weirder? As in, you want to fill your space with items that speak to you — trends and resale value be damned?

Here are some tips to curate a space that couldn’t belong to anyone else: https://wapo.st/3NKY5RG
January 29, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Maybe tomorrow will be the day 🤞

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When That Man Is Dead And Gone
YouTube video by Mildred Bailey - Topic
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January 28, 2026 at 7:52 PM