Audrey
@sweetaudrey.bsky.social
flutist, teacher, leather seamstress, property manager, good trouble maker, healthcare & public transportation enthusist
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Audrey
@sweetaudrey.bsky.social
· Dec 19
Leather Bondage Cuffs and Tie from djewisexandsewingmachines
Leather Bondage Cuffs and Tie from djewisexandsewingmachines
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Sex & Sewing Machines limited edition leather bondage cuffs & tie. Look cool, feel better!
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I love a good food heist story, but nothing will top the time somebody stole the contents of a ham truck in Australia.
A New York man was arrested last week on federal charges that he played a central role in a cargo heist scheme, including the theft of 33,750 pounds of frozen snow crab valued at about $325,000. nyti.ms/4aAKdRz
Crab Heist Puts Spotlight on Surge of Cargo Thefts
Stolen food and beverages, which are easier to offload than costly electronics, are driving an overall spike in cargo crimes, truckers, insurers and other experts say.
nyti.ms
February 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I love a good food heist story, but nothing will top the time somebody stole the contents of a ham truck in Australia.
@zachwolfelaw.bsky.social skip to 19:25…. I’m not an expert, so is it good if you’re a lawyer & a judge says this to you?
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“25 YEARS ON THE BENCH — NEVER THIS INSULTED!”
YouTube video by Courtroom Watch
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February 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
@zachwolfelaw.bsky.social skip to 19:25…. I’m not an expert, so is it good if you’re a lawyer & a judge says this to you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrEr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrEr...
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Sharron & Harrell Lucky - Pease Porridge Hot
YouTube video by Thomas Carlo Pascolin
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February 13, 2026 at 1:04 PM
It’s been really interesting to talk to all these kids about what they’re doing for Chinese New Year. So many of them are traveling.
February 13, 2026 at 12:23 PM
It’s been really interesting to talk to all these kids about what they’re doing for Chinese New Year. So many of them are traveling.
Grandmaster⚡️ Valentine Jam
YouTube video by Grandmaster Flash
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February 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Guys, I’m tellin’ y’all. You want the ladies hanging off you at the party? Dressing like this would do the trick. You know who would wear this to the party? Prince. And he *always* got the ladies.
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Guys, I’m tellin’ y’all. You want the ladies hanging off you at the party? Dressing like this would do the trick. You know who would wear this to the party? Prince. And he *always* got the ladies.
@nih-llamas.bsky.social Looks like the sovereign citizens really, really do not want to be called sovereign citizens. Like antivaxxers & racists.
February 12, 2026 at 4:56 PM
@nih-llamas.bsky.social Looks like the sovereign citizens really, really do not want to be called sovereign citizens. Like antivaxxers & racists.
Oh my God this is a good one.
I have just coined "aghastrifying," which Google claims multiple people have searched for even though google doesn't think it exists anywhere.
February 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Oh my God this is a good one.
Reality, what is it good for?
This is how badly Russia is doing. They had to invent a Ukrainian counteroffensive because they had faked how much they had advanced. A Potemkin war.
euromaidanpress.com/2026/02/10/r...
euromaidanpress.com/2026/02/10/r...
Russia likely invented a Ukrainian "counteroffensive" near Zaporizhzhia to cover up its own fake advance reports, ISW says - Euromaidan Press
The think tank assessed that Russian forces overstated their gains near Oleksandrivka and Huliaipole and are now using claims of Ukrainian counterattacks to walk back positions they never actually hel...
euromaidanpress.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Reality, what is it good for?
Attn: word nerds
Do we have a word for "amazing + scary"?
Do we have a word for "amazing + scary"?
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Attn: word nerds
Do we have a word for "amazing + scary"?
Do we have a word for "amazing + scary"?
@musicologyduck.bsky.social I couldn’t help but think of you when I recently got the assignment to write a bio, no more than 3 sentences.
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
@musicologyduck.bsky.social I couldn’t help but think of you when I recently got the assignment to write a bio, no more than 3 sentences.
@zachwolfelaw.bsky.social the 25lb kettleball is perfect. Kicking my ass enough.
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM
@zachwolfelaw.bsky.social the 25lb kettleball is perfect. Kicking my ass enough.
Chaplin and Keaton Violin and Piano Duet - Limelight - Full Scene
YouTube video by Charlie Chaplin
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February 6, 2026 at 11:37 PM
His 12yo hands are stretching *all the way* to handle those octaves like it’s a piece of cake. His range is only going to grow.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dwb...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dwb...
Jude Kofie Full Performance at Genius Gala 13
YouTube video by Liberty Science Center
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February 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
His 12yo hands are stretching *all the way* to handle those octaves like it’s a piece of cake. His range is only going to grow.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dwb...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dwb...
What Happens When a Child Prodigy Hears an '80s Hit (Rock The Casbah)
YouTube video by Pianote
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February 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
These are the battles we should be fighting. Not whatever [gestures wildly at everything] we’re doing now.
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The Most Explosive Dance Battle Opening Ever - YOU GOT SERVED Clip
YouTube video by Clip
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February 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
These are the battles we should be fighting. Not whatever [gestures wildly at everything] we’re doing now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Ue...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Ue...
The amount of action contained in 5 minutes & 51 seconds here is incredible. It’s like a ride at an amusement park but without the spinal injuries.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcrZ...
Bob Fosse dance numbers - " The Rich Man's Frug "
YouTube video by Freds Channel One
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February 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
The amount of action contained in 5 minutes & 51 seconds here is incredible. It’s like a ride at an amusement park but without the spinal injuries.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcrZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcrZ...
Reposted by Audrey
Oh good! I was thinking of writing this one!
February 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Oh good! I was thinking of writing this one!
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
February 5, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Reposted by Audrey
look at what hustle culture has done to us www.newsobserver.com/news/state/n...
Man breaks into Little Caesars, starts making and selling pizzas, NC police say
The suspect kept all the money he made selling pizzas, police say
www.newsobserver.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
look at what hustle culture has done to us www.newsobserver.com/news/state/n...
Eat shit, Bill Cassidy. This is your fault.
BHATTACHARYA: We have to reestablish trust in public health. If you just double down on the same, we're not gonna change it
CASSIDY: Now we have a measles outbreak among those who did not trust. To further cast doubt upon the vaccines for no scientific reason - that's not gonna increase trust
CASSIDY: Now we have a measles outbreak among those who did not trust. To further cast doubt upon the vaccines for no scientific reason - that's not gonna increase trust
February 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Eat shit, Bill Cassidy. This is your fault.