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Audrey
@sweetaudrey.bsky.social
flutist, teacher, leather seamstress, property manager, good trouble maker, healthcare & public transportation enthusist
North Texas, sigh.

These two geniuses thought they were going to an island w/ 87k people on it & do a coup. 2 morons v. 87k Haitians. They wouldn’t have survived that. So now they can live out their lives in prison.
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."

www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Rolling into my next lesson where I’m going to ruin western civilization with DEI by teaching this vocabulary: greenhouse gas, global warming, climate change
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
NEED
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Back at work!
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This guy is fantastic.
“They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ‘Ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter!’”
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
“Students are taught to interpret the First Amendment’s establishment clause on the separation of church and state as a protection against government involvement in religion, rather than vice versa.”

So square that with ICE raids & AG investigations in churches.
November 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
One of the best things about the pandemic that's stuck around is alcohol to go.
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Can confirm the protest at Royal @ Preston here in Big D. But then it got rained out.
BREAKING: Dozens of Starbucks baristas & hundreds of allies are demonstrating at Starbucks’ largest regional distribution center in the country in York, PA.

Workers are escalating their ULP strike RIGHT NOW to shine a light on how Starbucks is failing partners at every level.
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Reposted by Audrey
“The mother of the victim said they did not know Ivey personally but recognized him because he was a volunteer at the church they attended at one point.”
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Mission accomplished
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Happy National Absurdity Day to everybody except Cheryl Hines. Fuck you, Cheryl.
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Today's a great day to be out on the town. It's our one day of fall.
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Oh yeah, I have to run an errand today (picking up a prescription) using public transportation instead of a car. You know what that means! 🍹
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
White christians doing white christian things again
Leaders of a Minnesota church community didn’t report a parishioner they knew had sexually abused girls for year.

They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.

Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
Young Girls Were Sexually Abused by a Church Member. They Were Told to Forgive and Forget.
In Minnesota, leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community enabled a child abuser by telling his victims that once the sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never...
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Attn: English nerds
Do we have a word for something that is ugly & cute at the same time?
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I’m about to make bank talking to kids about animals, exercising & the seasons of the year. 💰
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Edith Head 💙
When Edith Head designed this sequinned marvel for Ginger Rogers in 1944, it was the most costly film costume ever made. Worn in the film Lady in the Dark it is a lovely aperitif to my Hollywood Costume lecture with Falmouth Uni Costume Design 2nd years tomorrow #V&A #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I seem to have developed a taste for sparkling water so I guess I’m a snooty European now. Thanks vaccines. Too many liquids!
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
AI wellness gurus

[throws self into river]
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Reposted by Audrey
The cover of Nature’s latest issue is metal as fuck
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
This is just like going to the dive bar!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9BF...
Porcupines: Foraging & Finding Love
YouTube video by Africam
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My life just got a lot easier. I'll finally be able to see all these tiny things I gotta work with.
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
& our press corps just lets him do it
Donald Trump ripped into a reporter on Tuesday, just days after calling another female journalist “piggy” after she asked a question related to the convicted sexual offender Jeffrey Epstein.
‘Piggy.’ ‘Terrible.’ Trump lashes out at female reporters.
The U.S. president ripped into a reporter just days after calling another female journalist “piggy” after she asked a question related to Jeffrey Epstein.
ebx.sh
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Another glamorous 4am call time for work in the wonderful world of independent contracting.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM