Maestra
@sweeptosho.bsky.social
Mae or Maestra | she/they | 25+ | umapyoi
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white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year
February 17, 2026 at 4:29 AM
white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year
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29 years ago today, Homer Simpson took his son Bart to a gay steel mill for subsequently unknown reasons.
“Homer's Phobia” first aired February 16, 1997.
“Homer's Phobia” first aired February 16, 1997.
February 17, 2026 at 1:56 AM
29 years ago today, Homer Simpson took his son Bart to a gay steel mill for subsequently unknown reasons.
“Homer's Phobia” first aired February 16, 1997.
“Homer's Phobia” first aired February 16, 1997.
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fuck modern day seinfeld, give me modern day golden girls. i want blanche to complain about performative men on tinder. i want sophie to ragebait people on twitter. i want dorothy to complain about having to learn about 6 7 from her students. rose get ipad.
February 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
fuck modern day seinfeld, give me modern day golden girls. i want blanche to complain about performative men on tinder. i want sophie to ragebait people on twitter. i want dorothy to complain about having to learn about 6 7 from her students. rose get ipad.
friend's friend saw this in the wild lmao
February 15, 2026 at 9:13 PM
friend's friend saw this in the wild lmao
turns out I didn't even need the robot tag to get my remaining robot ha
February 15, 2026 at 2:06 PM
turns out I didn't even need the robot tag to get my remaining robot ha
important lore question I still have to this day
February 15, 2026 at 1:53 PM
important lore question I still have to this day
Deadass forgot I was gonna attempt ending 4 until floor 4 so I hard pivoted to beating up AU Patriot for a second time (admittedly I went into this run with no expectations lmao)
February 15, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Deadass forgot I was gonna attempt ending 4 until floor 4 so I hard pivoted to beating up AU Patriot for a second time (admittedly I went into this run with no expectations lmao)
man I wish I did not burn out on AK though... I could've obtained the fancy kroos skin next month but now I gotta login for the next year and a half to make up for it
February 15, 2026 at 4:33 AM
man I wish I did not burn out on AK though... I could've obtained the fancy kroos skin next month but now I gotta login for the next year and a half to make up for it
getting back into ak and suddenly had the idea of "what if I made my old OCs into operators"
February 15, 2026 at 4:20 AM
getting back into ak and suddenly had the idea of "what if I made my old OCs into operators"
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I will set you on fire
February 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I will set you on fire
torturing myself with the raidian arknights grind. trying to get ending 2 two more times but the desire sensors really don't want me to encounter that node even when I'm fully prepared!!!!
February 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
torturing myself with the raidian arknights grind. trying to get ending 2 two more times but the desire sensors really don't want me to encounter that node even when I'm fully prepared!!!!
can I set my uma on fire
February 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
can I set my uma on fire
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 strain called “the Rokkenjima incident” 😳 you’ll be zonked out your gourd 🪄
Me: I don't feel shit
5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest
My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!
Me: I don't feel shit
5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest
My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!
February 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 strain called “the Rokkenjima incident” 😳 you’ll be zonked out your gourd 🪄
Me: I don't feel shit
5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest
My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!
Me: I don't feel shit
5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest
My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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I think the first 6* skyranger unit should be based on the flying squid. I just think it would be funny
February 13, 2026 at 12:04 PM
I think the first 6* skyranger unit should be based on the flying squid. I just think it would be funny
I remember buying a SL,UT shirt for an Internet pal and the cashier thought it was hilarious someone paid me to buy a shirt
February 13, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I remember buying a SL,UT shirt for an Internet pal and the cashier thought it was hilarious someone paid me to buy a shirt
me: I hate this state I must leave
r1: we have pop'n music now!
me: ok fine I'll stay
r1: we have pop'n music now!
me: ok fine I'll stay
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 AM
me: I hate this state I must leave
r1: we have pop'n music now!
me: ok fine I'll stay
r1: we have pop'n music now!
me: ok fine I'll stay
wow amazing the Utah r1 is the first r1 to get pop'n
rare Utah W
rare Utah W
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 AM
wow amazing the Utah r1 is the first r1 to get pop'n
rare Utah W
rare Utah W
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turns out I was looking at the wrong part of the building all along lmaoooo
>"drop your documents off around 3 at our office! We'll be there!"
>drops by office before shift
>literally no one there
>drops by office before shift
>literally no one there
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
turns out I was looking at the wrong part of the building all along lmaoooo
>"drop your documents off around 3 at our office! We'll be there!"
>drops by office before shift
>literally no one there
>drops by office before shift
>literally no one there
February 12, 2026 at 10:50 PM
>"drop your documents off around 3 at our office! We'll be there!"
>drops by office before shift
>literally no one there
>drops by office before shift
>literally no one there
finally, I can be shit a pop'n music at my closest r1
February 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
finally, I can be shit a pop'n music at my closest r1
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
painstakingly selected every language as my preferred video language on YT and so far I have not had any auto dub nonsense
February 12, 2026 at 7:14 PM
painstakingly selected every language as my preferred video language on YT and so far I have not had any auto dub nonsense