Swann
@swann.bsky.social
Sometimes horny, mostly sad. | The most basic bitch. | I still believe that I can fix Sylvain Jose Gautier.
Wooloo
#FE3H, #Genshin #F1 #sylvaingautier
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Swann_Undead/works
https://ko-fi.com/swannie
Wooloo
#FE3H, #Genshin #F1 #sylvaingautier
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Swann_Undead/works
https://ko-fi.com/swannie
🥰🥳
boyfailing to meet minimal requirements to succeed ☺️☺️
I‘m thrilled 😎
boyfailing to meet minimal requirements to succeed ☺️☺️
I‘m thrilled 😎
The top Heroes from the Choose Your Legends: Round 10 event will appear in-game with CYL-edition outfits! #FEHeroes
Men's Division
1st: Sigurd
2nd: Sylvain
Women's Division
1st: Tsubasa & Caeda
2nd: Azura
Men's Division
1st: Sigurd
2nd: Sylvain
Women's Division
1st: Tsubasa & Caeda
2nd: Azura
February 2, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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boyfailing to meet minimal requirements to succeed ☺️☺️
I‘m thrilled 😎
boyfailing to meet minimal requirements to succeed ☺️☺️
I‘m thrilled 😎
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The top Heroes from the Choose Your Legends: Round 10 event will appear in-game with CYL-edition outfits! #FEHeroes
Men's Division
1st: Sigurd
2nd: Sylvain
Women's Division
1st: Tsubasa & Caeda
2nd: Azura
Men's Division
1st: Sigurd
2nd: Sylvain
Women's Division
1st: Tsubasa & Caeda
2nd: Azura
February 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
The top Heroes from the Choose Your Legends: Round 10 event will appear in-game with CYL-edition outfits! #FEHeroes
Men's Division
1st: Sigurd
2nd: Sylvain
Women's Division
1st: Tsubasa & Caeda
2nd: Azura
Men's Division
1st: Sigurd
2nd: Sylvain
Women's Division
1st: Tsubasa & Caeda
2nd: Azura
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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January was just a test run, February is where the year starts. Happy new year everyone
February 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
January was just a test run, February is where the year starts. Happy new year everyone
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my first claude on bluesky 🥺
January 12, 2024 at 9:07 PM
my first claude on bluesky 🥺
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A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.
January 31, 2026 at 11:12 PM
A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.
omg I just struggled for 30 minutes to get a userscript working. The last time I used Tampermonkey I was using Youtube-to-mp3, so it's been a while lol.
But it works now and I'm excited to see what it will show me 😊😊
But it works now and I'm excited to see what it will show me 😊😊
January 31, 2026 at 8:33 PM
omg I just struggled for 30 minutes to get a userscript working. The last time I used Tampermonkey I was using Youtube-to-mp3, so it's been a while lol.
But it works now and I'm excited to see what it will show me 😊😊
But it works now and I'm excited to see what it will show me 😊😊
I love that 🙂 still describes my solo orgasms best.
Don‘t feel sad for me though, because I can do it again and again and again and again until I‘m good ☺️
I don‘t think I even want to go through the trouble of looking for someone to keep up with me, on all levels, for that matter. 😅
Don‘t feel sad for me though, because I can do it again and again and again and again until I‘m good ☺️
I don‘t think I even want to go through the trouble of looking for someone to keep up with me, on all levels, for that matter. 😅
Time to ✨overshare✨
I have a love/hate relationship w/ orgasms. I like having them but my body, mind & heart can’t agree on them. Unless I’m w/ someone my orgasms are literally just this 🙂 Also my vagina does odd uncomfortable stretches at first and the soles of my feet burn up. My body is wild lol
I have a love/hate relationship w/ orgasms. I like having them but my body, mind & heart can’t agree on them. Unless I’m w/ someone my orgasms are literally just this 🙂 Also my vagina does odd uncomfortable stretches at first and the soles of my feet burn up. My body is wild lol
January 31, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I love that 🙂 still describes my solo orgasms best.
Don‘t feel sad for me though, because I can do it again and again and again and again until I‘m good ☺️
I don‘t think I even want to go through the trouble of looking for someone to keep up with me, on all levels, for that matter. 😅
Don‘t feel sad for me though, because I can do it again and again and again and again until I‘m good ☺️
I don‘t think I even want to go through the trouble of looking for someone to keep up with me, on all levels, for that matter. 😅
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The urge to call any future husband of mine just Mr. Last Name is very big. No pet names, only hard facts
We would shake hands after sex too before going to sleep in separate rooms & beds
At his funeral I‘d say I‘m glad he mildly tolerated me all these years.
We‘d be very content, you‘d hate us.
We would shake hands after sex too before going to sleep in separate rooms & beds
At his funeral I‘d say I‘m glad he mildly tolerated me all these years.
We‘d be very content, you‘d hate us.
January 12, 2024 at 3:39 PM
The urge to call any future husband of mine just Mr. Last Name is very big. No pet names, only hard facts
We would shake hands after sex too before going to sleep in separate rooms & beds
At his funeral I‘d say I‘m glad he mildly tolerated me all these years.
We‘d be very content, you‘d hate us.
We would shake hands after sex too before going to sleep in separate rooms & beds
At his funeral I‘d say I‘m glad he mildly tolerated me all these years.
We‘d be very content, you‘d hate us.
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Imagine drunk driving this
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Imagine drunk driving this
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unfortunately he is handsome
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 AM
unfortunately he is handsome
In other news, I finally achieved a laundry hattrick again today: washing, drying, folding and putting away laundry all in one day 🙌🙌
January 30, 2026 at 3:20 PM
In other news, I finally achieved a laundry hattrick again today: washing, drying, folding and putting away laundry all in one day 🙌🙌
Out of curiosity I weighed my breasts unprofessionally using a food scale and now I‘m not sure what to make of the results.
Also I think the construction crew maybe left with one of our all-purpose plastic basins?? I can‘t find it anywhere but what else is new. I lose everything in this house 😔
Also I think the construction crew maybe left with one of our all-purpose plastic basins?? I can‘t find it anywhere but what else is new. I lose everything in this house 😔
January 30, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Out of curiosity I weighed my breasts unprofessionally using a food scale and now I‘m not sure what to make of the results.
Also I think the construction crew maybe left with one of our all-purpose plastic basins?? I can‘t find it anywhere but what else is new. I lose everything in this house 😔
Also I think the construction crew maybe left with one of our all-purpose plastic basins?? I can‘t find it anywhere but what else is new. I lose everything in this house 😔
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cruellanita: rainy afternoons and dog walks you didnt need to go on.
January 29, 2026 at 9:20 PM
cruellanita: rainy afternoons and dog walks you didnt need to go on.
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January 30, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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tag yourself i’m I AM MANOEUVRING WITH DIFFICULTY
January 29, 2026 at 6:41 PM
tag yourself i’m I AM MANOEUVRING WITH DIFFICULTY
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todays warm up was edelgard 🥰
January 29, 2026 at 9:25 PM
todays warm up was edelgard 🥰
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Yknow how ppl try to do with their kids what they think they lacked with their parents ? 🥺 well,
Might be time to put this in the art tag too lol
#omerart
#fe3h #ferdibert #hubert #ferdinand
Might be time to put this in the art tag too lol
#omerart
#fe3h #ferdibert #hubert #ferdinand
January 29, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Yknow how ppl try to do with their kids what they think they lacked with their parents ? 🥺 well,
Might be time to put this in the art tag too lol
#omerart
#fe3h #ferdibert #hubert #ferdinand
Might be time to put this in the art tag too lol
#omerart
#fe3h #ferdibert #hubert #ferdinand
I know this was me yesterday but now I‘m suffering from success 😔
Expectations of me give me terrible anxiety. I cried on public transport today. It‘s not imposter syndrome per se, I know people appreciate my efforts and achievements but now I can‘t stop thinking that I will inevitably fail next.
Expectations of me give me terrible anxiety. I cried on public transport today. It‘s not imposter syndrome per se, I know people appreciate my efforts and achievements but now I can‘t stop thinking that I will inevitably fail next.
🥹🥹
One of my biggest dreams in recent years has just become true 🥹🥹
2026 could be an actual good year for once 🙏🙏
One of my biggest dreams in recent years has just become true 🥹🥹
2026 could be an actual good year for once 🙏🙏
January 29, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I know this was me yesterday but now I‘m suffering from success 😔
Expectations of me give me terrible anxiety. I cried on public transport today. It‘s not imposter syndrome per se, I know people appreciate my efforts and achievements but now I can‘t stop thinking that I will inevitably fail next.
Expectations of me give me terrible anxiety. I cried on public transport today. It‘s not imposter syndrome per se, I know people appreciate my efforts and achievements but now I can‘t stop thinking that I will inevitably fail next.