Swann
@swann.bsky.social
Sometimes horny, mostly sad. | The most basic bitch. | I still believe that I can fix Sylvain Jose Gautier.
Wooloo
#FE3H, #Genshin #F1 #sylvaingautier
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Swann_Undead/works
https://ko-fi.com/swannie
Wooloo
#FE3H, #Genshin #F1 #sylvaingautier
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Swann_Undead/works
https://ko-fi.com/swannie
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Quiet piece of Edelgard hanging out at Garreg Mach
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Quiet piece of Edelgard hanging out at Garreg Mach
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Made the first oopsie at work that makes me want to pull off my skin and go into the woods to hide.
I apologised and explained myself and while we’re all very into learning opportunities at work I still would jump into the next endless hole 🥲
Now the challenge is not to be defeated by it 🙂
I apologised and explained myself and while we’re all very into learning opportunities at work I still would jump into the next endless hole 🥲
Now the challenge is not to be defeated by it 🙂
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Made the first oopsie at work that makes me want to pull off my skin and go into the woods to hide.
I apologised and explained myself and while we’re all very into learning opportunities at work I still would jump into the next endless hole 🥲
Now the challenge is not to be defeated by it 🙂
I apologised and explained myself and while we’re all very into learning opportunities at work I still would jump into the next endless hole 🥲
Now the challenge is not to be defeated by it 🙂
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using my tongue to operate this thing at work so i can stay on top of my game
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
using my tongue to operate this thing at work so i can stay on top of my game
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
Why can’t I scroll on my social media without hearing Vivaldi’s Spring in the background of nearly every other video???? Did I miss something? 🧐🧐🧐
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Why can’t I scroll on my social media without hearing Vivaldi’s Spring in the background of nearly every other video???? Did I miss something? 🧐🧐🧐
Today an absolute girlboss peed in the stall next to me. The clacking of her heels, the sharp unzipping of her trousers, the unashamed and dominating speed and efficiency of her piss and the following smooth exit.
Is this how dogs feel? Have I been dominated by sound alone??? 😩👀😗😗
Is this how dogs feel? Have I been dominated by sound alone??? 😩👀😗😗
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Today an absolute girlboss peed in the stall next to me. The clacking of her heels, the sharp unzipping of her trousers, the unashamed and dominating speed and efficiency of her piss and the following smooth exit.
Is this how dogs feel? Have I been dominated by sound alone??? 😩👀😗😗
Is this how dogs feel? Have I been dominated by sound alone??? 😩👀😗😗
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Last night I met some folks trying to do something decent in the world and decided to join them.
Show me a donation. Get a fic.
HIDE YOUR PERSONAL INFO. I believe you. Don't show me your info.
Ask for just about anything. If it's a fandom I don't know, I'll look it up. DD, fluff, smut, w/e.
Show me a donation. Get a fic.
HIDE YOUR PERSONAL INFO. I believe you. Don't show me your info.
Ask for just about anything. If it's a fandom I don't know, I'll look it up. DD, fluff, smut, w/e.
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Last night I met some folks trying to do something decent in the world and decided to join them.
Show me a donation. Get a fic.
HIDE YOUR PERSONAL INFO. I believe you. Don't show me your info.
Ask for just about anything. If it's a fandom I don't know, I'll look it up. DD, fluff, smut, w/e.
Show me a donation. Get a fic.
HIDE YOUR PERSONAL INFO. I believe you. Don't show me your info.
Ask for just about anything. If it's a fandom I don't know, I'll look it up. DD, fluff, smut, w/e.
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The art vs artist's hand 🫶
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The art vs artist's hand 🫶
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Yesterday I scanned some documents at home using the document pull-er in-ner of my printer and once I fixed a part it actually worked. Honestly a highlight of my week.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Yesterday I scanned some documents at home using the document pull-er in-ner of my printer and once I fixed a part it actually worked. Honestly a highlight of my week.
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Since I’m not currently writing anything I think a lot about what I would like to write. To me they’re difficult-to-execute-well tropes/themes.
Lovers to enemies
Love triangle that works all 3 (6?) ways
Horror (or a little scary ☺️)
Unreliable narrator/ Big twist
Ah, so cool, yet so difficult 🥹
Lovers to enemies
Love triangle that works all 3 (6?) ways
Horror (or a little scary ☺️)
Unreliable narrator/ Big twist
Ah, so cool, yet so difficult 🥹
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Since I’m not currently writing anything I think a lot about what I would like to write. To me they’re difficult-to-execute-well tropes/themes.
Lovers to enemies
Love triangle that works all 3 (6?) ways
Horror (or a little scary ☺️)
Unreliable narrator/ Big twist
Ah, so cool, yet so difficult 🥹
Lovers to enemies
Love triangle that works all 3 (6?) ways
Horror (or a little scary ☺️)
Unreliable narrator/ Big twist
Ah, so cool, yet so difficult 🥹
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March 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Good vibes only 🎀✨ Tried animation for the first time
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Good vibes only 🎀✨ Tried animation for the first time
I think Cynthia Erivo is doing just fine. She’s good. There’s nothing wrong with her performance. She wants to be there and it shows. I am pleased for her.
But if it wasn’t her it would have been someone else and everything would be exactly the same.
But if it wasn’t her it would have been someone else and everything would be exactly the same.
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I think Cynthia Erivo is doing just fine. She’s good. There’s nothing wrong with her performance. She wants to be there and it shows. I am pleased for her.
But if it wasn’t her it would have been someone else and everything would be exactly the same.
But if it wasn’t her it would have been someone else and everything would be exactly the same.
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November 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
