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mclean
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seeing a lot of posers touting their ability to not "cream it" but none even attempted to take the pledge and go a single month without the nostalgia critc
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May 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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if you play dead by daylight on this computer you unlock fred flintstone as killer who can walk on tiptoes with bowling ball for temoprary speed boost gazoo debuff it Fred by daylight update
April 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Watched all of Severance. Loved it.
April 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
i have been so tempted to call my pen “the pennagon” but i am too afraid to say that i’m hitting it
April 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I LOVE MONSTER #beastmode
February 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Elon musk: Planes should be able to crash into each other without exploding.

Me with broccoli hair wig: On it.
February 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i’d legitimately consider becoming a vtuber if i could be really cute and attractive and also the number 1 roblox hell’s kitchen and hooka haze vtuber streamer
February 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
somehow bluesky turned into the doomscrolling app while twitter is where all the bangers are being posted how did this happen
February 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
going through hell’s kitchen withdrawals rn pls keep me in your thoughts
ROBLOX is currently down.
February 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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The word "DOGE" is fricking hilarious. It's like "Dog", but.... different.
February 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
getting carpal tunnel from hell’s kitchen roblox my life is overrr
February 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
ai’s best use is in theory allowing nagito komaeda to read documents to me so i listen and understand them better but to do so is mildly tedious
February 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i hate how weak the massachusetts legislature is, they’ve done virtually nothing significant to stand up against the trump administration meanwhile JB Pritzker is actually doing something
February 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
no clue what playerfirstgames were smoking when they relaunched this game. it somehow was more buggy, unfinished, and overall worse than the beta, which should be impossible???
MultiVersus Season 5 is its final season ending May 30th. "Players will be able to enjoy the game offline for the foreseeable future" multiversus.com/en/news/mult...

FAQ multiversus.com/en/faq
January 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i love splatoon so much i wish splatoon 3 wasn’t dogshit and wasn’t on the nintendo shitass
January 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
i wish my brain worked liked the people on reality tv’s do, i think my life would be so much happier
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
quite upsettingly for me a guilty pleasure of mine is watching xqc watch masterchef
January 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
it’s so cool the usa has the fascist party and the sit on their ass party fuck me man
January 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
selena gomez looked distracting like nettspend in emilia perez it fucking pissed me off
January 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
polyglot and cinephile both sound like disgusting derogatory terms
January 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the 360 is a retro console now which means i officially am using a retro controller to play games on my computer what a fucked up world we live in
January 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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they should make a penis that's in my mouth
January 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
January 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM