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List of things that are a mystery to Republicans:
1. The Epstein list
2. What real leadership looks like
3. The clitorus
July 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I know that’s right!
June 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The cat brought a half-alive gift to my bedroom. I screamed, ran in circles on my tippy toes, & swore at the cat (who was so disappointed since she’d just offered me her highest treasure). I finally grabbed a dustpan & a cup—trying to capture the mouse.
His. Little. Hand. Made me crash out…
🧵1/2
June 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Reposted by Susie Griffin
WATCH: “This is f*cking kidnapping! That’s not your badge… I do have a little bit of education… get the f*ck out of here, racial profiling is illegal…”

A brave woman melts ice 🧊 💪🏽 www.instagram.com/reel/DLOWbEs...
June 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Reposted by Susie Griffin
I was briefed on the intelligence last week.

Iran posed no imminent threat of attack to the United States. Iran was not close to building a deliverable nuclear weapon. The negotiations Israel scuttled with their strikes held the potential for success.
June 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Things that don’t mix:
- Oil & Water
- ICE & a Melting Pot
June 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It’s summer wedding season!
If I can’t make it, I just write: Melania
That means I’m not coming.
June 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I’ve been waiting a whole year to say this:
Sometimes, all I think about is you
Late nights in the middle of June.
June 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
No Kings protest - June 14, 2025
Olympia, WA
June 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Elon sees the NY lawsuit. Writing’s on the wall bcuz he rigged the election. So, he publicly fights w Trump. He could out Trump’s cheat at any time & he needs to show him who has power. Repub’s will back Elon rn, bcuz if he squeals, they lose all power. Next: Elon will get immunity to flip on Trump.
June 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
This play on words 💀
May 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
*Gets 160 pokes of allergens*

Me: So what am I allergic to?

Nurse: *waves existentially at the air & EVERYTHING*
"Well, it MIGHT be better if I just list what you're NOT allergic to."

Me: Cool. Cool.
May 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I should be mad about my smashed border bed, but who can be mad at this face?
May 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Heal, so you can see that attention is not love, attachment is not connection, and bare minimum is not effort. - Author Unknown
May 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Josè, can you sí?

Josè, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the FREE….? 😢
May 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Had fun today and finally added a bunch of designs into my secret artist’s playground store. www.etsy.com/shop/SketchC...
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May 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
If you’re not on Yellowstone TikTok right now, are you even doing it right?
May 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If your team is out here fighting the literal Pope in the battle of good vs. evil… you might wanna check yourself.
May 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Grok may be the best thing Elon ever created. 😂 Let’s see how they try to explain away this one…
April 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Grok may be the best thing Elon ever created. A bunch of MAGA on Twitter today asking “Who lies more: Democrats or Republicans?”

Grok removed Trump from the results, so as not to skew it with his 79% lies. AFTER that removal -
D: 31%; R: 55%.😂
April 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If glitter is the STD of the craft world…

Then Trump is the gonorrhea of politics: loud, burning, and keeps making a comeback no matter how many times we treat it.
April 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
If glitter is the STD of the craft world…

Then JD Vance is the rabies of politics: foaming at the mouth, terrified of facts, and fatal to democracy (and the Pope, apparently).
April 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
JD’s slippery slope-

First: eyeliner

Second: a tattoo of a single tear (RIP the Pope)

Third: CECOT (becuz tattoos. Duh.) 💀

Final: You become a cautionary tale against men wearing eyeliner in a Christian nationalist article.
April 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
“Suspected” gang members with zero convictions are jailed for life in torture prisons.

Meanwhile, a 34-time convicted felon lives like a king in the White House.

Innocent until proven guilty?
Not anymore.

This isn’t justice.

And this is NOT the democracy our military bled and died for.
April 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
For the love of democracy ❤️ Also, please ignore my bedhead. 😆

#democracy #balanceofpowers #uspolitics #constitutionalcrisis #authoritarianrule #politicsmadesimple
April 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM