SurlyQBear
@surlyqbear.bsky.social
Lazy skeeter, Comics lover,Turns the convo to bike lanes extremely easily, Always likes Simpson’s references, Verging on nihilistic, Still knows the words to all Black Sheep songs, Nova Scotian
Hello it’s obviously Rump Shaker! 🗣️🎷
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Hello it’s obviously Rump Shaker! 🗣️🎷
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PLAY SOME CHRISTMAS MUSIC!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
PLAY SOME CHRISTMAS MUSIC!!!!!!
Comforting, inky black nights, with my weighted blanket and wine 😌
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Comforting, inky black nights, with my weighted blanket and wine 😌
This is the one song that if you ever need to find me, play it loudly and I will appear…To turn it the eff off!
Hate is not strong enough a word.
I was in the trenches of gay nightlife in 98 and this song played constantly. Sometimes 2 or 3x in a row 😩😭🤬
Hate is not strong enough a word.
I was in the trenches of gay nightlife in 98 and this song played constantly. Sometimes 2 or 3x in a row 😩😭🤬
On this day in 1998, Cher made chart history when “Believe” hit #1 on the U.K. singles chart, making her the first woman over 50 to top it.Attitude and an anthem that still fills every dance floor.
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is the one song that if you ever need to find me, play it loudly and I will appear…To turn it the eff off!
Hate is not strong enough a word.
I was in the trenches of gay nightlife in 98 and this song played constantly. Sometimes 2 or 3x in a row 😩😭🤬
Hate is not strong enough a word.
I was in the trenches of gay nightlife in 98 and this song played constantly. Sometimes 2 or 3x in a row 😩😭🤬
Damn, I don’t even think we got packs of full size bars like this in Canada 😩
we don’t get a ton of kids on my street but the kids who do come this halloween are getting the good shit
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Damn, I don’t even think we got packs of full size bars like this in Canada 😩
This kind of answer is the problem.
If only intersectionality existed so we could relate to gender identity issues. Oh wait!! 🤦🏽♀️
If only intersectionality existed so we could relate to gender identity issues. Oh wait!! 🤦🏽♀️
October 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This kind of answer is the problem.
If only intersectionality existed so we could relate to gender identity issues. Oh wait!! 🤦🏽♀️
If only intersectionality existed so we could relate to gender identity issues. Oh wait!! 🤦🏽♀️
I am hoarse from screaming this at my tv (and to anyone who dares bring it up in conversation)!
October 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I am hoarse from screaming this at my tv (and to anyone who dares bring it up in conversation)!
'Cause she comfortable 😌
October 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
'Cause she comfortable 😌
This footage radicalized me into desperately wanting to visit Portland.
I’ve always been down to go for their food scene and I finally just finished Portlandia so this is the cherry on top
I’ve always been down to go for their food scene and I finally just finished Portlandia so this is the cherry on top
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This footage radicalized me into desperately wanting to visit Portland.
I’ve always been down to go for their food scene and I finally just finished Portlandia so this is the cherry on top
I’ve always been down to go for their food scene and I finally just finished Portlandia so this is the cherry on top
I have an urge to start my own business but making my brain focus to formulate the plan is often derailed by pure apathy. Why bother? How do I even begin to find out HOW? What if I lose the little savings I have? Is it worth it if everything in the world is wrong right now? Also, I’m bored already 😅
September 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I have an urge to start my own business but making my brain focus to formulate the plan is often derailed by pure apathy. Why bother? How do I even begin to find out HOW? What if I lose the little savings I have? Is it worth it if everything in the world is wrong right now? Also, I’m bored already 😅
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It needs to be said that by rebranding Charlie Kirk's views as moderate by both right wingers and liberal cowards resets the extremist views he held as normal and pushes the Overton window to the far right
September 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It needs to be said that by rebranding Charlie Kirk's views as moderate by both right wingers and liberal cowards resets the extremist views he held as normal and pushes the Overton window to the far right
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Every time a fascist dies i smile. I will always smile when people creating a culture of death and oppression die.
September 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Every time a fascist dies i smile. I will always smile when people creating a culture of death and oppression die.
I just sang a flawless rendition of that song that goes 🎶 I have one daughter 🎶to a stranger in this bar and then jumped in the Uber like a rockstar. Going out drinking on aTuesday might be my new thing!
September 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I just sang a flawless rendition of that song that goes 🎶 I have one daughter 🎶to a stranger in this bar and then jumped in the Uber like a rockstar. Going out drinking on aTuesday might be my new thing!
How are parents functioning inside an airplane washroom with a child of any age, when I can barely turn around in there and I’m alone? Just another reason I’m glad I’m not about that life 🥹
a man is making a funny face with the words that ain 't it below him
Alt: a man is making a funny face with the words “that ain 't it” below him
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September 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
How are parents functioning inside an airplane washroom with a child of any age, when I can barely turn around in there and I’m alone? Just another reason I’m glad I’m not about that life 🥹
I know I chose to sit @ the rear of the plane. I just don’t understand why we don’t board back to front. Why do they want me to bump into every single person / armrest going past everyone? Why everyone seated staring you down as you struggle with your carry-on? Have I lost my vacation chill already?
September 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I know I chose to sit @ the rear of the plane. I just don’t understand why we don’t board back to front. Why do they want me to bump into every single person / armrest going past everyone? Why everyone seated staring you down as you struggle with your carry-on? Have I lost my vacation chill already?
Nothing like an airport to remind you that so many people have forgotten that we experienced a worldwide pandemic not long ago so they make a beeline to stand next to me and cough
a woman covering another woman 's mouth with her hands while wearing glasses and a leather jacket
ALT: a woman covering another woman 's mouth with her hands while wearing glasses and a leather jacket
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September 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Nothing like an airport to remind you that so many people have forgotten that we experienced a worldwide pandemic not long ago so they make a beeline to stand next to me and cough
A week is up already and this is my last Aruban sunset. I really needed this. If I don’t get myself near water every few months I go a little manic
September 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A week is up already and this is my last Aruban sunset. I really needed this. If I don’t get myself near water every few months I go a little manic
Absolutely this. When I think back to my childhood all the signs were there but I was in my late 20s before I started to put 2 + 2 together. Well after my community was already predominantly LGBTQ. I felt so stupid that I didn’t know and oddly no one else suspected either 🤦🏽♀️
September 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Absolutely this. When I think back to my childhood all the signs were there but I was in my late 20s before I started to put 2 + 2 together. Well after my community was already predominantly LGBTQ. I felt so stupid that I didn’t know and oddly no one else suspected either 🤦🏽♀️
Found a Curtis Sliwa fan in Aruba. It’s crazy to me that anyone would dive head first into a convo about local NYC politics with a 🇨🇦 stranger. But I was happy to talk up all the reasons I’m jealous that they have Mamdani to vote for instead. I think ol’ boy was shocked I knew so much about it. 😂
September 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Found a Curtis Sliwa fan in Aruba. It’s crazy to me that anyone would dive head first into a convo about local NYC politics with a 🇨🇦 stranger. But I was happy to talk up all the reasons I’m jealous that they have Mamdani to vote for instead. I think ol’ boy was shocked I knew so much about it. 😂
Absolutely. I can be very petty and I hold a grudge
People be saying “I wouldn’t wish that on my worse enemy”….
That’s cuz you ain’t never hated a nigga like I have
I would wish that.
It’s certain people that deserve dastardly things to happen to them.
That’s cuz you ain’t never hated a nigga like I have
I would wish that.
It’s certain people that deserve dastardly things to happen to them.
September 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Absolutely. I can be very petty and I hold a grudge
I couldn’t find a speaker that worked well in water and I don’t really want to disturb other people anyway. So I tied my waterproof pouch holding my phone to my hat and now I can bob along to DTTG in the sea hands free!
Yes I am a genius. No I don’t care if it looks dumb
Yes I am a genius. No I don’t care if it looks dumb
September 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I couldn’t find a speaker that worked well in water and I don’t really want to disturb other people anyway. So I tied my waterproof pouch holding my phone to my hat and now I can bob along to DTTG in the sea hands free!
Yes I am a genius. No I don’t care if it looks dumb
Yes I am a genius. No I don’t care if it looks dumb
Who brings salt water to the sea?
Me. I do. Because I happy cried today while swimming in Aruba and a wedding happened on the beach. And I practically squealed when I realized it was a lesbian wedding 🥹
Mrs. & Mrs. Smith were absolutely gorgeous and the ceremony was so sweet. My gay heart 😭♥️
Me. I do. Because I happy cried today while swimming in Aruba and a wedding happened on the beach. And I practically squealed when I realized it was a lesbian wedding 🥹
Mrs. & Mrs. Smith were absolutely gorgeous and the ceremony was so sweet. My gay heart 😭♥️
a woman in a white jacket is smiling while a man in a brown jacket holds her hair
Alt: Beyoncé in a white jacket and black leather gloves pats her heart while her eyes well up and she smiles through tears. Verklempt, she covers her face.
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August 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Who brings salt water to the sea?
Me. I do. Because I happy cried today while swimming in Aruba and a wedding happened on the beach. And I practically squealed when I realized it was a lesbian wedding 🥹
Mrs. & Mrs. Smith were absolutely gorgeous and the ceremony was so sweet. My gay heart 😭♥️
Me. I do. Because I happy cried today while swimming in Aruba and a wedding happened on the beach. And I practically squealed when I realized it was a lesbian wedding 🥹
Mrs. & Mrs. Smith were absolutely gorgeous and the ceremony was so sweet. My gay heart 😭♥️
Broke a nail, lost a $50 bill from my pocket, and my bike seat got stolen, but I don’t care because I’m 2 days away from my trip to Aruba. I’m gonna have to wrap myself in bubble wrap for the next 45 hours until I get on that plane! 🤞🏽🏝️
August 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Broke a nail, lost a $50 bill from my pocket, and my bike seat got stolen, but I don’t care because I’m 2 days away from my trip to Aruba. I’m gonna have to wrap myself in bubble wrap for the next 45 hours until I get on that plane! 🤞🏽🏝️
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I hope lil nas x is truly okay.
August 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I hope lil nas x is truly okay.
Just finished my nail appointment where I had a direct view of my double locked, battery-removed ebike from the window. I’ve had 3 friends this past week, have their bikes stolen. The guys had angle grinders and they were locked on busy streets but no one spoke up or tried to stop them
August 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Just finished my nail appointment where I had a direct view of my double locked, battery-removed ebike from the window. I’ve had 3 friends this past week, have their bikes stolen. The guys had angle grinders and they were locked on busy streets but no one spoke up or tried to stop them