Sam da Sage 🇱🇷🇺🇸
@suprmansam.bsky.social
Dancer/Goofball♓️
Sourced from Libera Assembled in the US
Sourced from Libera Assembled in the US
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@profanity.accountant I’m clean right?
March 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
@profanity.accountant I’m clean right?
Just finished the first season of Bridgerton and ngl tue shit is good
December 30, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Just finished the first season of Bridgerton and ngl tue shit is good
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Been howling at this for about 15 min now.
December 24, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Been howling at this for about 15 min now.
See I can’t do that, words to imagery is hard. I can only visualize
Wait. People who can see things in their mind.... when you read a book.... Can you actually see the things??
December 16, 2024 at 11:49 PM
See I can’t do that, words to imagery is hard. I can only visualize
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When that liquor is In You, How do y’all act? Meme only
December 14, 2024 at 4:00 AM
When that liquor is In You, How do y’all act? Meme only
Good Morning, may your day be as unserious as mine
December 12, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Good Morning, may your day be as unserious as mine
It’s one of those situations where “I just find it funny how”
December 12, 2024 at 1:35 AM
It’s one of those situations where “I just find it funny how”
Playing with my yiddies
POV: you wake up as the opposite sex. Wyd first?
a man wearing a black hat is sleeping in a bed with a red blanket
ALT: a man wearing a black hat is sleeping in a bed with a red blanket
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Playing with my yiddies
Present ✋🏾
What terrorist is sleeping with socks on.. reveal yourself
December 10, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Present ✋🏾
-With my hips turned or on my back
-If it’s not hard
-Yes
-It shrinks ( I’m not kidding)
-Flashback (especially if it’s hard)
-If it’s not hard
-Yes
-It shrinks ( I’m not kidding)
-Flashback (especially if it’s hard)
I have lots of questions about ding dongs.
-How do you sleep?
-Can you roll over on it while sleeping…Does it hurt?
-Do you guys moisturize it?
-Where do you put it when you run?
-Why don’t you sit while peeing and just aim it?
-How do you sleep?
-Can you roll over on it while sleeping…Does it hurt?
-Do you guys moisturize it?
-Where do you put it when you run?
-Why don’t you sit while peeing and just aim it?
December 9, 2024 at 6:00 PM
-With my hips turned or on my back
-If it’s not hard
-Yes
-It shrinks ( I’m not kidding)
-Flashback (especially if it’s hard)
-If it’s not hard
-Yes
-It shrinks ( I’m not kidding)
-Flashback (especially if it’s hard)
Skype would’ve done numbers during Covid
You know who truly fumbled the bag? Skype.
December 9, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Skype would’ve done numbers during Covid
“My shit smelling like Billy goat”
-MC CARO 🇱🇷
-MC CARO 🇱🇷
December 8, 2024 at 9:26 PM
“My shit smelling like Billy goat”
-MC CARO 🇱🇷
-MC CARO 🇱🇷
Everything after this line pure heat
BEAM-BOP-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOP-BAM
December 8, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Everything after this line pure heat
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Give me BOAF 🤣
a man in a suit and blue shirt is making a funny face while talking to a woman .
ALT: a man in a suit and blue shirt is making a funny face while talking to a woman .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Give me BOAF 🤣
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yall professional ass eaters but carrot cake is where you draw the line? pls
December 8, 2024 at 3:38 PM
yall professional ass eaters but carrot cake is where you draw the line? pls
SOUP.
11. What is your go to comfort food and the story behind it?
(We listen and we don't judge)
(We listen and we don't judge)
December 8, 2024 at 6:55 PM
SOUP.
Gave my neighbor who I never spoken to a nug bc stoners help other stoners 🤷🏾♂️
9. Have you ever done anything for a stranger and what compelled you?
December 8, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Gave my neighbor who I never spoken to a nug bc stoners help other stoners 🤷🏾♂️
“If they love you they won’t get upset by you voicing how you feel”
From the moment I started applying this all my relationships (non-platonic especially) became so much better
From the moment I started applying this all my relationships (non-platonic especially) became so much better
7. Best advice you've ever received and how did you apply it?
December 8, 2024 at 6:53 PM
“If they love you they won’t get upset by you voicing how you feel”
From the moment I started applying this all my relationships (non-platonic especially) became so much better
From the moment I started applying this all my relationships (non-platonic especially) became so much better