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Early Bedtime Adherent
@superfuneral.bsky.social
27yo Pittsburgh melee marth player
Math Tutor for school children
"Software Developer" for small business
I like yoga.
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We are just a few weeks away from Pittsburgh's next regional:

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙚 '𝙚𝙢 𝙤𝙪𝙩!

📅 Sat 9/27
📍 Pittsburgh, PA
⏱️ 5-MINUTE TIMER
🔗 smash.gg/TimeEmOut

Melee Singles and Doubles will have a 𝟜-𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕔𝕜, 𝟝-𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕣 format!
PGH Smash Presents: Time 'em out!
The best place for PGH Smash Presents: Time 'em out! brackets, streams, standings and schedules all in one place!
smash.gg
September 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Don't announce the start of the project. Announce the end.
August 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The capitalist project to "Make Everyone Dumb As Fuck Without Lowering Productivity" has laid the groundwork for the "success" of LLMs, among other things.
August 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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rewarding my microwave by letting it heat up a fork as a treat
just checking in with one of the most influential philosophers alive today
August 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I bet you could train an ai to cast competitive melee singles.

Just have it hook into the gamestate like Phillip does, give it access to a database of past sets, input the player tags and the ports, and give it the announcer voice from USF4.
August 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Everytime I get worried about finances, I remember that my parents are loaded and I relax a little.

But then I remember that they're also clueless boomers and get nervous all over again.
August 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Affirmations for every artist here!!!
June 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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UNFROZEN STADIUM IS BACK BABY

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Slippi version 3.5.0 is out.

✅ Stadium can now be unfrozen. Unfrozen is now the default in Ranked / Unranked
✅ You rank will now display on the Ranked CSS and animate with changes. Opponent's rank is visible in the setup screen. Both can be disabled.

github.com/project-slip...
Release Version 3.5.0 · project-slippi/Ishiiruka
Please remember that matchmaking will take a bit longer as users need to update before they can play. Troubleshooting Head over to our discord for more help: https://slippi.gg/discord Changes New F...
github.com
August 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
An important part of enjoying life is being able to tell the difference between "good pain" and "bad pain".

Leaning away from "bad pain" and into the "good pain" will give you a life worth living.

A life spent leaning into "bad pain" or away from "good pain" will leave you miserable.
August 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I had a phase in elementary school where'd I'd respond to everything with "So?" and i thought it was the coolest thing.
The "Nothing Ever Happens" meme is just people who look at things undeniably Happening and say:
"hmm yes, but what will come of this? Nothing, i think"

Then, when a second thing Happens as a result of the first thing, they say:
"hmm yes, but what will come of this? Nothing, i think"

ad nausea
August 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The "Nothing Ever Happens" meme is just people who look at things undeniably Happening and say:
"hmm yes, but what will come of this? Nothing, i think"

Then, when a second thing Happens as a result of the first thing, they say:
"hmm yes, but what will come of this? Nothing, i think"

ad nausea
August 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Don't tell me what you "meant" by your post. I, the post consumer, will decide what you meant. And frankly what you meant was disgusting
August 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I know this is true of a lot of things that used to be the passion project of 1 nerdy guy, and have since shifted into being the responsibility of a team of loser virgins—but damn, I miss when the top 100 rankings were just, like, Tafo's educated opinion.
August 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Odd how a Scooby-Doo Slop-Tuber randomly made a banger video about Kanye West and South Park, and then immediately went back to the exact same garbage.
August 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sometimes a dude will get mad at you and you'll get pointed at in a way you've never been before
August 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
No one tells you this, but freaking out when a bug ALMOST flies in your ear doesn't actually do anything
August 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I saw the fake snow in August.i saw the Batmobile on our streets . I saw Hines Ward running in a collapsing Heinz field. Gotham is obviously is Pittsburgh
August 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Israeli propaganda narrative is so dumb that you wonder who could ever fall for this crap.

Then you go home to your parents and find out.
August 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
hmm....booty shorts for men, who's working on this?

what? of course not!

Nonono it's different i promise.

No cause that would be gay.
August 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is all a testament to the power of spite. These people are stupid, yes, but what's keeping them from stopping these extremely harmful acts is the fact they love that it harms you too and also they would rather die than admit you were right.
August 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
There's this phenomenon on the internet where if a rando is flaming you, they're often in an extremely honest headspace.

Their ability to withhold their genuine thoughts has weakened and collapsed, so you can just ask them about themselves and they'll just tell you.
August 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"This is a public good, therefore the government should fund it"

vs

"This is a public good, therefore the government should have no financial power over it"
August 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I think if aliens ever visit us, they'd shocked to learn that we got Nuclear ICBMs before we got World Peace.
August 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
a baseball is close to the perfect size, shape, weight, and texture for throwing, a shame that the game itself is terrible on every imaginable level.
August 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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