Connor
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People are so uncreative about their genie wishes. I'd wish for everyone's lamps to turn into live lamprey eels that could survive in air for extended periods of time.
I'd first have to wish for lampreys to be considered eels but still, pretty good value for two wishes
#genie #lamprey #eels #wishes
I'd first have to wish for lampreys to be considered eels but still, pretty good value for two wishes
#genie #lamprey #eels #wishes
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I don't know why I didn't make the connection until just now but in fallout 4 the place you find the dog at is called the red rocket
The bethesda devs are fuckin furries
The bethesda devs are fuckin furries
December 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I don't know why I didn't make the connection until just now but in fallout 4 the place you find the dog at is called the red rocket
The bethesda devs are fuckin furries
The bethesda devs are fuckin furries
Someone needs to make wind chimes that sound like the bear from Annihilation so my neighbors hear that faintly in the distance
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Someone needs to make wind chimes that sound like the bear from Annihilation so my neighbors hear that faintly in the distance
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pvp sucks shit and catering to the demographic has ruined videogames
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
pvp sucks shit and catering to the demographic has ruined videogames
Waffle house needs to have a mascot that they make someone dress up as. Imagine how funny watching a waffle mascot starting fights with their customers would be
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Waffle house needs to have a mascot that they make someone dress up as. Imagine how funny watching a waffle mascot starting fights with their customers would be
Echo alpha tango
Angle side side
Angle side side
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Echo alpha tango
Angle side side
Angle side side
Laying on my back in a tree at the dog park so I can poop directly perpendicular while the dogs bark at me #lifegoals
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Laying on my back in a tree at the dog park so I can poop directly perpendicular while the dogs bark at me #lifegoals
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If they can have “rage rooms” where break stuff with hammers, why can they have “kaiju rooms” where you gleefully stomp cardboard building and toy tanks and maybe where a rubber suit?
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
If they can have “rage rooms” where break stuff with hammers, why can they have “kaiju rooms” where you gleefully stomp cardboard building and toy tanks and maybe where a rubber suit?
Hey! HEY! What do you think you're doing?! We don't do the heimlich maneuver here; this is a natural selection houshold!
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Hey! HEY! What do you think you're doing?! We don't do the heimlich maneuver here; this is a natural selection houshold!
I used to joke that by not electing hillary we missed the opportunity to elect the first president to have sucked another president off. Guess for that election it wasn't even possible to miss that opportunity
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I used to joke that by not electing hillary we missed the opportunity to elect the first president to have sucked another president off. Guess for that election it wasn't even possible to miss that opportunity
The more you jerk off the more ghosts of your dead sperm will be there to join you in the afterlife. Get enough to defeat the armies of heaven and then you get to be the new god. At least until the next biggest gooner dies and the cycle starts anew
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The more you jerk off the more ghosts of your dead sperm will be there to join you in the afterlife. Get enough to defeat the armies of heaven and then you get to be the new god. At least until the next biggest gooner dies and the cycle starts anew
Butthole more like sluthole
November 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Butthole more like sluthole
"Individuals" implies the existence of triple A viduals
October 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Individuals" implies the existence of triple A viduals
Found out that the windows 10 right click menu can be used instead of the shitty windows 11 right click menu by holding shift during right click. And apparently there is no way to make that the default option without admin privileges so fuck me for being forced to use this shitty os for work I guess
October 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Found out that the windows 10 right click menu can be used instead of the shitty windows 11 right click menu by holding shift during right click. And apparently there is no way to make that the default option without admin privileges so fuck me for being forced to use this shitty os for work I guess
I'm going to rape your churches and burn your women. In minecraft
October 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm going to rape your churches and burn your women. In minecraft
We need aliens to come visit so we can have some good cultural exchange and bully their children on gmod
September 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
We need aliens to come visit so we can have some good cultural exchange and bully their children on gmod
How I Turned my Balls into my Dick
Sup everyone, in this video I'm going to show you how you can turn your balls into more dick so that you can get 1-2 extra inches
Sup everyone, in this video I'm going to show you how you can turn your balls into more dick so that you can get 1-2 extra inches
September 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
How I Turned my Balls into my Dick
Sup everyone, in this video I'm going to show you how you can turn your balls into more dick so that you can get 1-2 extra inches
Sup everyone, in this video I'm going to show you how you can turn your balls into more dick so that you can get 1-2 extra inches
The official word just came in; flags are to be flown at 150% mast. You gotta get on that pole and manually hold it higher
September 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The official word just came in; flags are to be flown at 150% mast. You gotta get on that pole and manually hold it higher
Um, no, I am not getting a "used" desk chair, and I don't appreciate the implication that I'm poor. I'm just getting it pre-gooned in
September 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Um, no, I am not getting a "used" desk chair, and I don't appreciate the implication that I'm poor. I'm just getting it pre-gooned in
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Please stop asking why I'm still single. I don't ask why you're still married.
September 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Please stop asking why I'm still single. I don't ask why you're still married.
I get sushi rice because I like my rice to be sticky like cum. Everything should be more like cum
August 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I get sushi rice because I like my rice to be sticky like cum. Everything should be more like cum
don't go observing me, it's me who gets to decide the state of all the quantum shit in me
August 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
don't go observing me, it's me who gets to decide the state of all the quantum shit in me
You know the anime characters who wear training weights all the time? That, but my liver
August 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
You know the anime characters who wear training weights all the time? That, but my liver
Superhero who everyone thinks is a really good mechanic that can make his car go real fast, but actually he has super speed and very strong legs so he just cuts a hole in the bottom of the car and Flintstones it
August 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Superhero who everyone thinks is a really good mechanic that can make his car go real fast, but actually he has super speed and very strong legs so he just cuts a hole in the bottom of the car and Flintstones it
I'm thinking of starting up a lab-grown diamond operation, but it'll be more true to the natural stuff. You will still have the authentic experience of getting an earth born diamond because we will make all of our diamonds by crushing child slaves
July 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I'm thinking of starting up a lab-grown diamond operation, but it'll be more true to the natural stuff. You will still have the authentic experience of getting an earth born diamond because we will make all of our diamonds by crushing child slaves