Lonely Azeb
@sultanlover1914.bsky.social
Looking for a lonely yeoman to bring home to the wall. I enjoy long walks in the trenches and getting oiled.
Ramadan does not forbid slating my hunger for infidel blood
March 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ramadan does not forbid slating my hunger for infidel blood
My (24M) Lion (3?) has been questioning whether Allah is the true highest power, so I removed its genitalia. AITA?
March 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My (24M) Lion (3?) has been questioning whether Allah is the true highest power, so I removed its genitalia. AITA?
Dude who taught the homonculi to skate I just watched one ollie over the great wall holy shit
March 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Dude who taught the homonculi to skate I just watched one ollie over the great wall holy shit
Just heard a voice in my head telling me to charge into no-man’s land for God. Wrong religion man, come on.
March 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Just heard a voice in my head telling me to charge into no-man’s land for God. Wrong religion man, come on.
Failure will not be tolerated. Any who cannot perform shall suffer a similar fate at the hands of executioner Concretus Brickius.
February 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Failure will not be tolerated. Any who cannot perform shall suffer a similar fate at the hands of executioner Concretus Brickius.
Just saw the only other azeb in my warband get domed. These heretic snipers are no joke.
February 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Just saw the only other azeb in my warband get domed. These heretic snipers are no joke.
This black market elixir is no joke I’m tweaking out aaaaggh
February 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This black market elixir is no joke I’m tweaking out aaaaggh
Warband is all finished! Bull has been chastised and pinkie swore to never shoot my house again. Long live the Sultan!
February 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Warband is all finished! Bull has been chastised and pinkie swore to never shoot my house again. Long live the Sultan!
DO NOT buy Ayman Azeb’s “Bad Day Go-Away Spray”. Not only did it not improve my day, but I’m fairly sure it’s acidic.
February 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
DO NOT buy Ayman Azeb’s “Bad Day Go-Away Spray”. Not only did it not improve my day, but I’m fairly sure it’s acidic.
Just heard some pilgrims bragging about how they resurrect. Okay big whoop my homonculus has done that 7 times. Get a new schtick.
February 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Just heard some pilgrims bragging about how they resurrect. Okay big whoop my homonculus has done that 7 times. Get a new schtick.
Just walked back from a 10 hr shift on the wall and my house is gone. Guess some artillery witch overcompensated and now I’ve gotta bunk with my parents. FML.
February 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Just walked back from a 10 hr shift on the wall and my house is gone. Guess some artillery witch overcompensated and now I’ve gotta bunk with my parents. FML.
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Please stop asking us for lotto numbers. we can't do that.
February 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Please stop asking us for lotto numbers. we can't do that.
Alchemist friend lost his takwin. He said “Wheres the homo?”
I said “I’m looking at one!”
In all seriousness, it’s about 2 and a half feet tall, has winged arms, and answers to “Progeny” if you have any information please reach out
I said “I’m looking at one!”
In all seriousness, it’s about 2 and a half feet tall, has winged arms, and answers to “Progeny” if you have any information please reach out
February 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Alchemist friend lost his takwin. He said “Wheres the homo?”
I said “I’m looking at one!”
In all seriousness, it’s about 2 and a half feet tall, has winged arms, and answers to “Progeny” if you have any information please reach out
I said “I’m looking at one!”
In all seriousness, it’s about 2 and a half feet tall, has winged arms, and answers to “Progeny” if you have any information please reach out
Who up oiling they wall?
February 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Who up oiling they wall?