That Funky Monkey
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!
Watching a bootleg of Anastasia on Broadway (because theater kid), and my only comment is that not every broadway show needs to be three hours long.
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Watching a bootleg of Anastasia on Broadway (because theater kid), and my only comment is that not every broadway show needs to be three hours long.
Fans of Hades, perceive and enjoy what my child chose to draw for their Spanish homework.
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fans of Hades, perceive and enjoy what my child chose to draw for their Spanish homework.
Happy Thanksgiving from my dad…
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from my dad…
Zootopia 2?
C’mon, Twotopia was right there.
Have 50 million people already posted this?
Ok, let’s move on.
C’mon, Twotopia was right there.
Have 50 million people already posted this?
Ok, let’s move on.
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Zootopia 2?
C’mon, Twotopia was right there.
Have 50 million people already posted this?
Ok, let’s move on.
C’mon, Twotopia was right there.
Have 50 million people already posted this?
Ok, let’s move on.
Aw hell, I forgot to buy an avocado.
DINNER RUINED
DINNER RUINED
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Aw hell, I forgot to buy an avocado.
DINNER RUINED
DINNER RUINED
Trevor:
Can I send you home with some meat?
Me:
Only if you have an excessive amount.
Trevor:
Can I send you home with some meat?
Me:
Only if you have an excessive amount.
Trevor:
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Trevor:
Can I send you home with some meat?
Me:
Only if you have an excessive amount.
Trevor:
Can I send you home with some meat?
Me:
Only if you have an excessive amount.
Trevor:
I just pushed massive changes to a client’s marketing automation at 4:18 PM on a Friday.
Certainly I will not regret this.
Certainly I will not regret this.
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I just pushed massive changes to a client’s marketing automation at 4:18 PM on a Friday.
Certainly I will not regret this.
Certainly I will not regret this.
Out to lunch with dad just now.
“You know, your aunt always picked the worst times to get weirdly political…”
[[proceeds to get weirdly political with me]]
“You know, your aunt always picked the worst times to get weirdly political…”
[[proceeds to get weirdly political with me]]
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Out to lunch with dad just now.
“You know, your aunt always picked the worst times to get weirdly political…”
[[proceeds to get weirdly political with me]]
“You know, your aunt always picked the worst times to get weirdly political…”
[[proceeds to get weirdly political with me]]
Alright. Time to sit down at my desk and have an existential crisis.
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Alright. Time to sit down at my desk and have an existential crisis.
Sitting in my dad’s car listening to sports radio.
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Sitting in my dad’s car listening to sports radio.
Mobile ad:
Visit California!
Me:
Oh, you want me to visit California?
The state where I have lived for 46.5 years? My entire life?
You want me to visit there?
Moron.
Visit California!
Me:
Oh, you want me to visit California?
The state where I have lived for 46.5 years? My entire life?
You want me to visit there?
Moron.
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Mobile ad:
Visit California!
Me:
Oh, you want me to visit California?
The state where I have lived for 46.5 years? My entire life?
You want me to visit there?
Moron.
Visit California!
Me:
Oh, you want me to visit California?
The state where I have lived for 46.5 years? My entire life?
You want me to visit there?
Moron.
Someone just hit me up to let me know that their friend’s band needs a bassist to see if I was interested.
I checked them out:
-They posted live footage on youtube SIDEWAYS
-On a page with demos for the next record, they misspelled their own band name
-Why did we post demos for the next record?
I checked them out:
-They posted live footage on youtube SIDEWAYS
-On a page with demos for the next record, they misspelled their own band name
-Why did we post demos for the next record?
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Someone just hit me up to let me know that their friend’s band needs a bassist to see if I was interested.
I checked them out:
-They posted live footage on youtube SIDEWAYS
-On a page with demos for the next record, they misspelled their own band name
-Why did we post demos for the next record?
I checked them out:
-They posted live footage on youtube SIDEWAYS
-On a page with demos for the next record, they misspelled their own band name
-Why did we post demos for the next record?
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Permission to lib out sir
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Permission to lib out sir
For the record:
Fuck Dick Cheney.
I don’t really believe in hell, but in the off-chance it exists, I hope he is tortured for eternity.
Fuck Dick Cheney.
I don’t really believe in hell, but in the off-chance it exists, I hope he is tortured for eternity.
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
For the record:
Fuck Dick Cheney.
I don’t really believe in hell, but in the off-chance it exists, I hope he is tortured for eternity.
Fuck Dick Cheney.
I don’t really believe in hell, but in the off-chance it exists, I hope he is tortured for eternity.
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good morning. dick cheney is dead
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
good morning. dick cheney is dead
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California, today is Election Day. Go vote and make your voice heard!
Find your polling place: sos.ca.gov/elections/po...
Find your polling place: sos.ca.gov/elections/po...
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
California, today is Election Day. Go vote and make your voice heard!
Find your polling place: sos.ca.gov/elections/po...
Find your polling place: sos.ca.gov/elections/po...
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I made a beef stew with turnips rather than potatoes as a suggestion to cut carbs.
Well, I’ll be damned. Can barely tell the difference.
Turnips have a little sweetness to them, but essentially same color/texture.
My fam didn’t know until I told them afterwards.
Well, I’ll be damned. Can barely tell the difference.
Turnips have a little sweetness to them, but essentially same color/texture.
My fam didn’t know until I told them afterwards.
October 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I made a beef stew with turnips rather than potatoes as a suggestion to cut carbs.
Well, I’ll be damned. Can barely tell the difference.
Turnips have a little sweetness to them, but essentially same color/texture.
My fam didn’t know until I told them afterwards.
Well, I’ll be damned. Can barely tell the difference.
Turnips have a little sweetness to them, but essentially same color/texture.
My fam didn’t know until I told them afterwards.
Me:
Signs up for a medical device study through Kaiser where I have to be somewhat strict about what I eat.
My family:
Signs up for a medical device study through Kaiser where I have to be somewhat strict about what I eat.
My family:
October 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Me:
Signs up for a medical device study through Kaiser where I have to be somewhat strict about what I eat.
My family:
Signs up for a medical device study through Kaiser where I have to be somewhat strict about what I eat.
My family:
I have consumed a 10mg cannabis drink and I’m about to go for a walk with the final(?) mixes of the Dogcatcher album.
October 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I have consumed a 10mg cannabis drink and I’m about to go for a walk with the final(?) mixes of the Dogcatcher album.
There’s a live album on Spotify that I just realized got released a few years ago.
I know who played bass during the show (not me).
I also know who re-dubbed bass for half the album in the studio. (It me! 😬)
I know who played bass during the show (not me).
I also know who re-dubbed bass for half the album in the studio. (It me! 😬)
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
There’s a live album on Spotify that I just realized got released a few years ago.
I know who played bass during the show (not me).
I also know who re-dubbed bass for half the album in the studio. (It me! 😬)
I know who played bass during the show (not me).
I also know who re-dubbed bass for half the album in the studio. (It me! 😬)
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The threats are real, but so is our power. ICE relies on fear and isolation. We can counter with preparation and solidarity.
COYOTE has put together an evolving list of resources and tips for immigrants and their allies — for our current era and for all the difficult times to come.
COYOTE has put together an evolving list of resources and tips for immigrants and their allies — for our current era and for all the difficult times to come.
What We Can Do About ICE
ICE is in the Bay Area. And yes, we can all do something about it.
www.coyotemedia.org
October 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The threats are real, but so is our power. ICE relies on fear and isolation. We can counter with preparation and solidarity.
COYOTE has put together an evolving list of resources and tips for immigrants and their allies — for our current era and for all the difficult times to come.
COYOTE has put together an evolving list of resources and tips for immigrants and their allies — for our current era and for all the difficult times to come.
Any recipe that says that onions take less than an hour to caramelize is lying.
This is about 45 mins…
This is about 45 mins…
October 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Any recipe that says that onions take less than an hour to caramelize is lying.
This is about 45 mins…
This is about 45 mins…
Is there a place in the world that I can live where people’s brains aren’t broken?
Having a hard time here.
Having a hard time here.
October 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Is there a place in the world that I can live where people’s brains aren’t broken?
Having a hard time here.
Having a hard time here.
Eventful day at work yesterday.
October 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Eventful day at work yesterday.