Zephy
@sublimezephyr.bsky.social
(he/him)
Scottish gaymer, software developer, home cook, mythology nerd, occasional Twitch streamer, and lover of dad jokes. Was once thrown out of a bar while sober for laughing too loud.
https://linktr.ee/sublimezephyr
Scottish gaymer, software developer, home cook, mythology nerd, occasional Twitch streamer, and lover of dad jokes. Was once thrown out of a bar while sober for laughing too loud.
https://linktr.ee/sublimezephyr
I'm getting new front and back doors fitted today, replacing the draughty wooden ones from 1950. But this means I'm getting new keys.
The current key was one of my first keys that I actually held, checking the door before bed with my grandmother. And I've held it my entire adult life. I'll miss it
The current key was one of my first keys that I actually held, checking the door before bed with my grandmother. And I've held it my entire adult life. I'll miss it
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I'm getting new front and back doors fitted today, replacing the draughty wooden ones from 1950. But this means I'm getting new keys.
The current key was one of my first keys that I actually held, checking the door before bed with my grandmother. And I've held it my entire adult life. I'll miss it
The current key was one of my first keys that I actually held, checking the door before bed with my grandmother. And I've held it my entire adult life. I'll miss it
Tripped and fell on my way to the gym, ripped up my knee and my last pair of good jeans. So now off to work in bloody ripped jeans... halloween has already been!
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Tripped and fell on my way to the gym, ripped up my knee and my last pair of good jeans. So now off to work in bloody ripped jeans... halloween has already been!
Wolverine once tried to teach Gambit origami, it did not go well cause Gambit never folds
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Wolverine once tried to teach Gambit origami, it did not go well cause Gambit never folds
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Mega-Starmie is perfect design, no notes
October 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Mega-Starmie is perfect design, no notes
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Really curious how they tell Aristophanes' 'Lysistrata', a story about a Spartan queen who organised a sex strike so effective it ended a war because all the men were too erect to fight, in a way that could be "for children"
October 15, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Really curious how they tell Aristophanes' 'Lysistrata', a story about a Spartan queen who organised a sex strike so effective it ended a war because all the men were too erect to fight, in a way that could be "for children"
Someone told me there is this big ball of fire in the sky that brings heat and light...
I hate leaving the house and getting home in darkness
I hate leaving the house and getting home in darkness
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Someone told me there is this big ball of fire in the sky that brings heat and light...
I hate leaving the house and getting home in darkness
I hate leaving the house and getting home in darkness
How does one qualify as an Etsy witch
September 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
How does one qualify as an Etsy witch
Cleaning up the house for having people over on Saturday for my birthday (which is tomorrow). It's hard work, how does one acquire a houseboy?
September 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Cleaning up the house for having people over on Saturday for my birthday (which is tomorrow). It's hard work, how does one acquire a houseboy?
Had to have a guy in the changing room at the gym tell me my shirt was back to front today... thank you, stranger!
September 1, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Had to have a guy in the changing room at the gym tell me my shirt was back to front today... thank you, stranger!
Gym and I making good friends
August 24, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Gym and I making good friends
Coming into my empty house was really, really hard. He'd left flowers and a card for me. I cried.
But im so grateful for all the support I've had in a very short space of time.
But im so grateful for all the support I've had in a very short space of time.
August 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Coming into my empty house was really, really hard. He'd left flowers and a card for me. I cried.
But im so grateful for all the support I've had in a very short space of time.
But im so grateful for all the support I've had in a very short space of time.
Accepting feel good tv and movie recommendations
August 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Accepting feel good tv and movie recommendations
My marriage ended yesterday, so I'm going to be binging sad songs today. 18 years with someone there, since I was 18 myself, and now tonight I get to go home alone.
Pretty terrifying tbh. But I'll get through it.
Pretty terrifying tbh. But I'll get through it.
August 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My marriage ended yesterday, so I'm going to be binging sad songs today. 18 years with someone there, since I was 18 myself, and now tonight I get to go home alone.
Pretty terrifying tbh. But I'll get through it.
Pretty terrifying tbh. But I'll get through it.
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August 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I am feeling shite these last few days so I'm going to have the laziest day today
August 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I am feeling shite these last few days so I'm going to have the laziest day today
It's the weekend!!!!
August 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It's the weekend!!!!
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He’s so lucky
He’s a top
But he cry, cry, cries
in his lonely hole thinking,
“If there’s nothing missing in my life-
Then why do I crave dick at night?”
He’s a top
But he cry, cry, cries
in his lonely hole thinking,
“If there’s nothing missing in my life-
Then why do I crave dick at night?”
June 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
He’s so lucky
He’s a top
But he cry, cry, cries
in his lonely hole thinking,
“If there’s nothing missing in my life-
Then why do I crave dick at night?”
He’s a top
But he cry, cry, cries
in his lonely hole thinking,
“If there’s nothing missing in my life-
Then why do I crave dick at night?”
Watched all of Four Seasons in one night. Really enjoyed it for the most part. Might have a little cry now though 😅
May 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Watched all of Four Seasons in one night. Really enjoyed it for the most part. Might have a little cry now though 😅
Had an amazing few days, lovely to see some great friends and have my first cycle of the year out over the road bridge
April 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Had an amazing few days, lovely to see some great friends and have my first cycle of the year out over the road bridge
And now so covered in mud, concrete and postcrete that a light shower could render me a statue
March 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
And now so covered in mud, concrete and postcrete that a light shower could render me a statue