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- late-30s hipster doofus
- posts about movies, carolina hurricanes, nonsense
- alan wake 2 speedruns at twitch.tv/suavepeanut
i’ve watched a movie every day since late july and my secret to keeping this streak alive many days is by quietly rewatching something in my room after bed time while idly shiny hunting pokemon
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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U Talkin' Vatican II 2 Me?
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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i wish i could send a thank you note to adam scott for not being able to commit to wonderfalls after it was ordered to series
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
every commercial break during the hockey game we see ads for an upcoming andrea bocelli 30th anniversary tour. now my question is what is the audience for this man because we don’t know him but he’s apparently popular enough to be selling out arenas
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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reenactment of when i saw lee pace in edgar wright’s the running man (2025) in imax
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
he’s hot :(
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
FOLKS….! WE DID IT!
if i keep showing up im sure the greensboro gargoyles will win a game eventually
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i'm gonna pay $70 for a digital copy of pokopia on march 5, 2026 and im going to have a wonderful time playing the video game
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
the james bond discourse is pissing me off. just make another one! who cares! there have been six batmen during my lifetime!! audiences get it!!!
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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me and @suavepeanut.com watching the canes lose to the leafs:
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
we learned a very important lesson today!
i should not have watched this movie!!
die my love

man i gotta stop accidentally watching movies about depression and active suicidal ideation

4 stars
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i feel like an infant playing peekaboo the way my object permanence is tested whenever northernlion takes his headphones off and becomes a different man
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
we are 4 films into Sweet Keanuvember and my highest rating so far has been 2 1/2 stars. please god send me a matrix soon.
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
they started booing in madison square garden and my first reaction was to check on the mayoral race
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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generally i don't believe in hell. but for some people? maybe a little.
July 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
in case you've ever wondered what pfp is based on
love this face gengar makes
November 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
all month long we’ve been watching through 35 films written and/or directed by John Carpenter (plus some bonus movies) in a project called John Carpentober and tonight is the grand finale: a livestream of his Halloween concert! he’s so cool
November 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
my idea is to bring a fog machine and im the fog from The Fog
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Tonight we celebrate Hispanic Heritage Night

Created by /walmer, a first-generation U.S. citizen who lives in Cary, this logo set was inspired by Mayan culture and the origin of the word "hurricane."
October 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
peaks and valleys
October 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
if i keep showing up im sure the greensboro gargoyles will win a game eventually
October 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Please note that Sweet Keanuvember will be followed by
- Palme d'Ecember
- Jackie Chanuary
my watchlist for the fall:
- Six Days of the Redford (8 films)
- John Carpentober (40 films)
- Sweet Keanuvember (30 films)
October 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i am complaining a lot about technology today so let me be clear: i am forty years old
October 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
shopping for a new dishwasher and looking at reviews when i see a section called "Flaws but not dealbreakers" under which is the bullet point "It is not Wi-Fi–connected." that's a perk not a flaw!! i don't want my dishwasher on the damn wi-fi!!!!!
October 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM