Comedy Bronze
@stvp.bsky.social
Pun-judger, Bun-juggler, fun-snuggler.
Also,
Cancer survivor.
This tickles my pickle.
October 2, 2025 at 11:10 AM
This tickles my pickle.
Is there such a thing as neuro -typical?
September 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Is there such a thing as neuro -typical?
Live by the sword...
September 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Live by the sword...
Is it to be Epsteingate or Pedogate?
July 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Is it to be Epsteingate or Pedogate?
Hoodies are only good for one thing:
covering your eyes during naptime.
covering your eyes during naptime.
July 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Hoodies are only good for one thing:
covering your eyes during naptime.
covering your eyes during naptime.
Reposted by Comedy Bronze
BREAKING NEWS: Israel pleads Space X to build launch site in Iran.
June 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Israel pleads Space X to build launch site in Iran.
It feels like, at some point in the not so distant future, the "Republicans" will be remembered similarly to the "Confederates"; as misguided racists from the past.
June 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It feels like, at some point in the not so distant future, the "Republicans" will be remembered similarly to the "Confederates"; as misguided racists from the past.
My favourite thing about an instant reply on Bluesky is knowing that somewhere on the vast surface of this beautiful planet is knowing that someone else is also on the shitter.
May 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My favourite thing about an instant reply on Bluesky is knowing that somewhere on the vast surface of this beautiful planet is knowing that someone else is also on the shitter.
*reads with French accent*
"San U-peed"
"San U-peed"
May 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
*reads with French accent*
"San U-peed"
"San U-peed"
Australia voted against Trumpism!
May 3, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Australia voted against Trumpism!
The best thing about the Tariffs was informing the Maga crowd that there ARE OTHER countries in the world.
April 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The best thing about the Tariffs was informing the Maga crowd that there ARE OTHER countries in the world.
...Heeeeee's
SUPERFRAGILEEGOTISTIC,
ORANGEANDATROCIOUS,
All the things he says are really only braggadocious,
He thinks if he speaks loud enough,
He might sound quite ferocious.
PUTINSLAPDOGSEXISTPIGISRACISTANDOBNOXIOUS!
DUMB little diddle dumb dumb he's all lies...
SUPERFRAGILEEGOTISTIC,
ORANGEANDATROCIOUS,
All the things he says are really only braggadocious,
He thinks if he speaks loud enough,
He might sound quite ferocious.
PUTINSLAPDOGSEXISTPIGISRACISTANDOBNOXIOUS!
DUMB little diddle dumb dumb he's all lies...
April 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
...Heeeeee's
SUPERFRAGILEEGOTISTIC,
ORANGEANDATROCIOUS,
All the things he says are really only braggadocious,
He thinks if he speaks loud enough,
He might sound quite ferocious.
PUTINSLAPDOGSEXISTPIGISRACISTANDOBNOXIOUS!
DUMB little diddle dumb dumb he's all lies...
SUPERFRAGILEEGOTISTIC,
ORANGEANDATROCIOUS,
All the things he says are really only braggadocious,
He thinks if he speaks loud enough,
He might sound quite ferocious.
PUTINSLAPDOGSEXISTPIGISRACISTANDOBNOXIOUS!
DUMB little diddle dumb dumb he's all lies...
Exciting news, had a break-through with my therapist. Or was it a break-down?
Whatever it was some sort of break.
Whatever it was some sort of break.
April 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Exciting news, had a break-through with my therapist. Or was it a break-down?
Whatever it was some sort of break.
Whatever it was some sort of break.
*writes a book*
A book
A book
April 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
*writes a book*
A book
A book
Looking for a first edition of
"The Mediocre Spider-Man"
"The Mediocre Spider-Man"
April 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Looking for a first edition of
"The Mediocre Spider-Man"
"The Mediocre Spider-Man"
There's a great woman behind me.
April 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
There's a great woman behind me.
You know that horror when you see someone's house burn down with all their belongings inside, and wonder what they'll do next?
Well they'll gather up their courage, work with good designers and builders and make a better, stronger home.
That or they'll move somewhere else.
#analogy
Well they'll gather up their courage, work with good designers and builders and make a better, stronger home.
That or they'll move somewhere else.
#analogy
April 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
You know that horror when you see someone's house burn down with all their belongings inside, and wonder what they'll do next?
Well they'll gather up their courage, work with good designers and builders and make a better, stronger home.
That or they'll move somewhere else.
#analogy
Well they'll gather up their courage, work with good designers and builders and make a better, stronger home.
That or they'll move somewhere else.
#analogy
Dunno...
It's like,
Audiobooks really speak to me, you know?
It's like,
Audiobooks really speak to me, you know?
March 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Dunno...
It's like,
Audiobooks really speak to me, you know?
It's like,
Audiobooks really speak to me, you know?
All Putin had to do to destroy America was lift up his phone.
March 31, 2025 at 7:18 AM
All Putin had to do to destroy America was lift up his phone.
Ooh ooh, can we start calling him BJ Vance?
March 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Ooh ooh, can we start calling him BJ Vance?
Super Dad by day, Super Drunk by night.
March 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Super Dad by day, Super Drunk by night.