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Nine
@stupidspidercat.bsky.social
artist, bassist, general musician
half of public pool skin infection
all of the white picket fence
i'd typically say "ask for pronouns", but just use they/them, it's easiest
pansexual, genderfluid, spider-cat extraordinaire
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i will never have paid commissions
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I was feeling kind of sad today but then I logged onto the internet with my phone and explored some of the webpages. Pretty quickly my mood became to very happy.

-Alan Resnick
July 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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If life was a video game I would sneak around at night and stab all the sleeping people in town BUT interestingly enough I would never do that IRL
August 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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I’ve been looking at my phone 😍
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
straight up start firebombing ice agents
do better america
you need to start killing people or nothing will get better for you
January 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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would you smoke the Mechanics Universal Joint
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
youtu.be/2yHgPUxLxIo new song !! new song !! #music #fun
The White Picket Fence - Thích Quảng Đức
YouTube video by The White Picket Fence
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November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
yup, my shoes are off all the time on bus rides. sorry not sorry. #marchmadness
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
November 3, 2025 at 8:12 AM
neuralwave jokepop #music #jokes
November 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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shit got me feeling like spongebob. IM READY!!!
July 8, 2025 at 8:39 AM
living that preschool life #wine
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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funny on mu mind
November 3, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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ding dong ditching the golden gate bridge
February 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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called the lifeforce potion in terraria the "heartburn potion"
February 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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cool
February 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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build a bomb for treasure
May 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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the twin towers falling was NOT on my 2001 bingo card... 😅
May 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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throw will wood to the termites and he'll come back holes
May 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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yuri-ka! 💡🏳️‍🌈
May 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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stole this joint from the US treasury n got my bank account high
May 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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need me a handjob in the gravitron
May 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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chiefing the spliff so they call me apache
July 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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repeatedly getting pregnant just so i can feel the rush of aborting another child
May 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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that's it, i hate potato salad, and yes, i'm white. send tweet.
May 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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if charlie had bit MY finger i would've blown that mf head smoove off
July 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM