studentaffairs.bsky.social
@studentaffairs.bsky.social
VP Student Affairs from your local university. A satirical take on the worst from students, professors & parents. Everything comes from real-world hot takes.
Prospective student missed admissions deadline. Mommy emailed random professor demanding kid be admitted. Professor promised we can give exception for darling child. Gave mommy direrct email & phone for AVP Enrollment. Great, now we have to throw this professor way under the bus.
January 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Prospective student missed admissions deadline. Mommy emailed random professor demanding kid be admitted. Professor promised we can give exception for darling child. Gave mommy direrct email & phone for AVP Enrollment. Great, now we have to throw this professor way under the bus.
It's got that "new college president does a listening tour of every area on campus, flanked by their admins and the CMO" where they hear about under-funded, critical administrative areas, ignore all that and instead announce a $3M vanity project for new signage or a new logo or some bullshittery.
Every "listening tour" by an upper admin ever be like....
January 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
It's got that "new college president does a listening tour of every area on campus, flanked by their admins and the CMO" where they hear about under-funded, critical administrative areas, ignore all that and instead announce a $3M vanity project for new signage or a new logo or some bullshittery.
When I see a repeat-offender workplace bully or instigator get conveniently "laid off" during management downsizing, I'm like...
a woman with purple hair is holding a black and white striped mug
ALT: a woman with purple hair is holding a black and white striped mug
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
When I see a repeat-offender workplace bully or instigator get conveniently "laid off" during management downsizing, I'm like...
I love folks who ask a question… leave a pause… then continue the question…then pause… then continue the question… then pause… then continue the question.
We'd love to answer it… if only you'd stop… interrupting.
We'd love to answer it… if only you'd stop… interrupting.
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I love folks who ask a question… leave a pause… then continue the question…then pause… then continue the question… then pause… then continue the question.
We'd love to answer it… if only you'd stop… interrupting.
We'd love to answer it… if only you'd stop… interrupting.
Isn't it strange how any time a student *insists* they "emailed multiple times" about an issue, somehow they never have the sent messages to prove it?
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Isn't it strange how any time a student *insists* they "emailed multiple times" about an issue, somehow they never have the sent messages to prove it?
Decided to finally set-up a Bluesky account to spill the many many stories I can usually only share over drinks with friends or during family reunions.
December 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Decided to finally set-up a Bluesky account to spill the many many stories I can usually only share over drinks with friends or during family reunions.