Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺
@stuartstevens.co.uk
Public access qualified barrister.
All views are my own.
All views are my own.
British Museum be licking its lips right now.
a bald man with a beard is making a funny face and saying yummy .
ALT: a bald man with a beard is making a funny face and saying yummy .
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January 16, 2026 at 10:28 PM
British Museum be licking its lips right now.
Did you guys know they changed UNO Stacko after 1996?
My world is rocked.
My world is rocked.
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Did you guys know they changed UNO Stacko after 1996?
My world is rocked.
My world is rocked.
This is hilarious. After all that Infantino FIFA peace prize sucking up and Trump still ruins it.
It’s almost like giving into him is counterproductive.
youtube.com/shorts/iYjAD...
It’s almost like giving into him is counterproductive.
youtube.com/shorts/iYjAD...
Trump's World Cup could look a little different...
YouTube video by LBC
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January 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
This is hilarious. After all that Infantino FIFA peace prize sucking up and Trump still ruins it.
It’s almost like giving into him is counterproductive.
youtube.com/shorts/iYjAD...
It’s almost like giving into him is counterproductive.
youtube.com/shorts/iYjAD...
I think you’re in denial. There are more guns owned in America than there are people living there. There were over 400 mass shootings in America last year. The world knows what America is. It’s just Americans who don’t seem to.
January 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I think you’re in denial. There are more guns owned in America than there are people living there. There were over 400 mass shootings in America last year. The world knows what America is. It’s just Americans who don’t seem to.
I’m just trying to understand this.
I thought America’s whole gun obsession was about preventing government tyranny. They now have masked ICE agents shooting them and disappearing people. Why aren’t they shooting back? I mean, thank goodness they aren’t. But why aren’t they?
I thought America’s whole gun obsession was about preventing government tyranny. They now have masked ICE agents shooting them and disappearing people. Why aren’t they shooting back? I mean, thank goodness they aren’t. But why aren’t they?
January 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I’m just trying to understand this.
I thought America’s whole gun obsession was about preventing government tyranny. They now have masked ICE agents shooting them and disappearing people. Why aren’t they shooting back? I mean, thank goodness they aren’t. But why aren’t they?
I thought America’s whole gun obsession was about preventing government tyranny. They now have masked ICE agents shooting them and disappearing people. Why aren’t they shooting back? I mean, thank goodness they aren’t. But why aren’t they?
Germany's police investigate Maccabi Tel Aviv fans
YouTube video by Middle East Eye
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December 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Washing machine has packed in.
I literally can’t wait for my new WiFi phone app enabled washing machine to arrive next week.
I can’t wait to discover what the point is…
I literally can’t wait for my new WiFi phone app enabled washing machine to arrive next week.
I can’t wait to discover what the point is…
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Washing machine has packed in.
I literally can’t wait for my new WiFi phone app enabled washing machine to arrive next week.
I can’t wait to discover what the point is…
I literally can’t wait for my new WiFi phone app enabled washing machine to arrive next week.
I can’t wait to discover what the point is…
When dads are left to look after the children… don’t threaten us with a good time.
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
When dads are left to look after the children… don’t threaten us with a good time.
I feel safer already.
At least the 87 year old didn’t hurt the poor police officers arresting him for peacefully holding up a sign.
Imagine a police force bragging about this on Facebook. It should be parody.
At least the 87 year old didn’t hurt the poor police officers arresting him for peacefully holding up a sign.
Imagine a police force bragging about this on Facebook. It should be parody.
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I feel safer already.
At least the 87 year old didn’t hurt the poor police officers arresting him for peacefully holding up a sign.
Imagine a police force bragging about this on Facebook. It should be parody.
At least the 87 year old didn’t hurt the poor police officers arresting him for peacefully holding up a sign.
Imagine a police force bragging about this on Facebook. It should be parody.
How many millions of people is that?
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
How many millions of people is that?
‘Quiet piggy!’
Genuinely American voters are wild.
Genuinely American voters are wild.
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
‘Quiet piggy!’
Genuinely American voters are wild.
Genuinely American voters are wild.
Sat at an airport waiting for a plane. Airport boarder security strut past all suited and booted.
My three year old watches them pass us and wistfully says ‘I’m going to break the rules.’
My three year old watches them pass us and wistfully says ‘I’m going to break the rules.’
October 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Sat at an airport waiting for a plane. Airport boarder security strut past all suited and booted.
My three year old watches them pass us and wistfully says ‘I’m going to break the rules.’
My three year old watches them pass us and wistfully says ‘I’m going to break the rules.’
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Farage: epic grifter
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Farage: epic grifter
Can you bring out polls on here?
October 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Can you bring out polls on here?
Adverts in the middle of a film? Bezos is taking the piss. Sort it out Prime.
October 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Adverts in the middle of a film? Bezos is taking the piss. Sort it out Prime.
I’m trying to explain to my three year old what a music record was.
He’s only ever known Spotify or Amazon/Google speakers. The idea of a physical record is alien.
I feel like a caveman trying to explain my trusty pointy stick.
He’s only ever known Spotify or Amazon/Google speakers. The idea of a physical record is alien.
I feel like a caveman trying to explain my trusty pointy stick.
October 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I’m trying to explain to my three year old what a music record was.
He’s only ever known Spotify or Amazon/Google speakers. The idea of a physical record is alien.
I feel like a caveman trying to explain my trusty pointy stick.
He’s only ever known Spotify or Amazon/Google speakers. The idea of a physical record is alien.
I feel like a caveman trying to explain my trusty pointy stick.
FYI. Maccabee Tel Aviv won’t even let their own fans attend the game because the club itself accepts that their fans are outrageous and dangerous. But go on, tell the club it’s wrong about its own supporters.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Maccabi Tel Aviv will not accept Aston Villa Europa League tickets
Israeli club Maccabi Tel Aviv say they will not accept any ticket allocation from Aston Villa should the decision to ban their supporters from next month's Europa League match be overturned.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
FYI. Maccabee Tel Aviv won’t even let their own fans attend the game because the club itself accepts that their fans are outrageous and dangerous. But go on, tell the club it’s wrong about its own supporters.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
If you’re determined to have this discussion.
I don’t agree that Israel should be allowed to compete in international sport. If you commit genocide and bomb multiple countries around you and steal land, you should be banned.
I didn’t call Jews animals though. I called these hooligans animals.
I don’t agree that Israel should be allowed to compete in international sport. If you commit genocide and bomb multiple countries around you and steal land, you should be banned.
I didn’t call Jews animals though. I called these hooligans animals.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
If you’re determined to have this discussion.
I don’t agree that Israel should be allowed to compete in international sport. If you commit genocide and bomb multiple countries around you and steal land, you should be banned.
I didn’t call Jews animals though. I called these hooligans animals.
I don’t agree that Israel should be allowed to compete in international sport. If you commit genocide and bomb multiple countries around you and steal land, you should be banned.
I didn’t call Jews animals though. I called these hooligans animals.
You should see me watching a London derby. Spurs fans are regularly likened to bottles.
October 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
You should see me watching a London derby. Spurs fans are regularly likened to bottles.
I was talking about football hooligans who go to away games and attack the locals.
Wasn’t talking about Jews. Wasn’t talking about ‘those who follow football’ like myself.
Good to know where your mind is at though.
Wasn’t talking about Jews. Wasn’t talking about ‘those who follow football’ like myself.
Good to know where your mind is at though.
October 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I was talking about football hooligans who go to away games and attack the locals.
Wasn’t talking about Jews. Wasn’t talking about ‘those who follow football’ like myself.
Good to know where your mind is at though.
Wasn’t talking about Jews. Wasn’t talking about ‘those who follow football’ like myself.
Good to know where your mind is at though.
Starmer wants to allow these animals into Birmingham after they rioted in Amsterdam last year. Their matches in Israel are being called off in the last few weeks because of their ‘serious violence’.
How will the British citizens be compensated when this lot inevitably commit violence in Birmingham?
How will the British citizens be compensated when this lot inevitably commit violence in Birmingham?
October 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Starmer wants to allow these animals into Birmingham after they rioted in Amsterdam last year. Their matches in Israel are being called off in the last few weeks because of their ‘serious violence’.
How will the British citizens be compensated when this lot inevitably commit violence in Birmingham?
How will the British citizens be compensated when this lot inevitably commit violence in Birmingham?
My only real question about “Prince” Andrew after all this coming out is…
…do we think he’s sweating yet?
…do we think he’s sweating yet?
October 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My only real question about “Prince” Andrew after all this coming out is…
…do we think he’s sweating yet?
…do we think he’s sweating yet?
Last week my three year old said ‘he’s a fat man isn’t he daddy!’ while we were swimming at the gym.
Yesterday he said ‘he’s an old man isn’t he daddy!’ while we were swimming in the same pool.
How long is it before I’m banned from the gym?
Yesterday he said ‘he’s an old man isn’t he daddy!’ while we were swimming in the same pool.
How long is it before I’m banned from the gym?
October 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Last week my three year old said ‘he’s a fat man isn’t he daddy!’ while we were swimming at the gym.
Yesterday he said ‘he’s an old man isn’t he daddy!’ while we were swimming in the same pool.
How long is it before I’m banned from the gym?
Yesterday he said ‘he’s an old man isn’t he daddy!’ while we were swimming in the same pool.
How long is it before I’m banned from the gym?
Why is no one asking what “Prince” Andrew meant when he told post conviction Jeffrey Epstein that they were ‘in this together’ and would ‘play again soon’?
Bet he’s sweating over this…
Bet he’s sweating over this…
a close up of a man in a suit and tie
ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie
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October 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Why is no one asking what “Prince” Andrew meant when he told post conviction Jeffrey Epstein that they were ‘in this together’ and would ‘play again soon’?
Bet he’s sweating over this…
Bet he’s sweating over this…