Terry Twinspin
@stuartdj.bsky.social
It’s a turn up for the books to find out that, after 46 years, you’re allergic to Sellotape.
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Ex radio type. Once wrote sketches for Scott Mills and voiced a stop motion animation.
Saints FC supporter 😬
🏳️🌈 🇺🇦
Ex radio type. Once wrote sketches for Scott Mills and voiced a stop motion animation.
Saints FC supporter 😬
I think that if all Reform candidates are going to live up to their pro British credentials, they should swear an oath to support and enrich the BBC, the NHS, the civil service and the Crown. All British institutions we rely on and that make us British.
Non-Christians must eat bacon for a month, says Reform candidate Chris Parry.
Reform UK are turning a blind eye to this racist.
www.thenewworld.co.uk/rats-in-a-sa...
Reform UK are turning a blind eye to this racist.
www.thenewworld.co.uk/rats-in-a-sa...
Non-Christians must eat bacon for a month, says Reform candidate
Chris Parry, standing to be mayor of Hampshire and the Solent, seems to be preoccupied with pork
www.thenewworld.co.uk
December 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I think that if all Reform candidates are going to live up to their pro British credentials, they should swear an oath to support and enrich the BBC, the NHS, the civil service and the Crown. All British institutions we rely on and that make us British.
Jazzer McWhingeypants, a distant relation of SpongeBob Squarearcher #thearchers
December 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Jazzer McWhingeypants, a distant relation of SpongeBob Squarearcher #thearchers
Joy: “My decision on the running order is final. And I am unanimous in that, Pet.” #TheArchers #AreYouBeingFarmed
December 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I’m watching The Festive Pottery Throwdown, and I’d forgotten how much I dislike pseudo intellectual Colin Murray. IMHO he’s also useless at presenting Countdown too.
December 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m watching The Festive Pottery Throwdown, and I’d forgotten how much I dislike pseudo intellectual Colin Murray. IMHO he’s also useless at presenting Countdown too.
What you DO need is a decent male role model in the absence of a father.
Mark Strong: ‘You don’t need to have a father to be a good one’
Mark Strong: ‘You don’t need to have a father to be a good one’
www.thetimes.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
What you DO need is a decent male role model in the absence of a father.
You just know that it’s going to be a massively overhyped letdown. Even at this distance.
Wet Ink will not be published until 2027, but production companies battled for the rights to the tale of a housewife who secretly scribbles her fantasies
Bidding war for TV rights to ‘Tupperware erotica’ novel
www.thetimes.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You just know that it’s going to be a massively overhyped letdown. Even at this distance.
People would be complaining if a power like the United Kingdom couldn’t insure it, surely.
Bayeux Tapestry: Priceless artefact to be insured for £800m
Bayeux Tapestry: Priceless artefact to be insured for £800m
The Bayeux Tapestry will be insured for around £800m when it comes to the UK next year.
news.sky.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
People would be complaining if a power like the United Kingdom couldn’t insure it, surely.
Perhaps she would like to have a word with the parents of gay children, who threw them out at the earliest opportunity. Or the gay men who had had enough of parental disapproval at home, so left, never spoke to their parents again and never looked back.
"I worry that we are rapidly moving towards a society of self-absorbed and entitled individuals who have no time, affection or care for their parents." Letter in the Times from a 'relationship and family therapist' in response to Sarah Ditum's article attacking kids who have cut off abusive parents
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Perhaps she would like to have a word with the parents of gay children, who threw them out at the earliest opportunity. Or the gay men who had had enough of parental disapproval at home, so left, never spoke to their parents again and never looked back.
I can confirm that Your Name is an amazing, magical and thoughtful film.
Watch it if you can.
Watch it if you can.
Recorded this a few nights ago on Film4 and just watched.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_Name
Really lovely film. Looks like it's still available to stream on the Channel 4 app.....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_Name
Really lovely film. Looks like it's still available to stream on the Channel 4 app.....
Your Name - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I can confirm that Your Name is an amazing, magical and thoughtful film.
Watch it if you can.
Watch it if you can.
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December 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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I’ve seen it all now.
December 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I’ve seen it all now.
🎵The internet has stopped working
Has stopped working
Has stopped working
The internet has stopped working
On Christmas Day in the morning 🎵
Has stopped working
Has stopped working
The internet has stopped working
On Christmas Day in the morning 🎵
December 25, 2025 at 11:51 AM
🎵The internet has stopped working
Has stopped working
Has stopped working
The internet has stopped working
On Christmas Day in the morning 🎵
Has stopped working
Has stopped working
The internet has stopped working
On Christmas Day in the morning 🎵
If I remember correctly, Liz Truss never made it to Christmas, did she?
Which prime minister in history had the worst Christmas Day?
Which prime minister in history had the worst Christmas Day?
Christmas may be the most wonderful time of the year - but not for some of Britain's prime ministers over the course of history.
news.sky.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If I remember correctly, Liz Truss never made it to Christmas, did she?
If only Disney had written it rather than AA Milne….
Disney has revealed the 100th anniversary logo for Winnie the Pooh in 2026
December 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If only Disney had written it rather than AA Milne….
And so we get to Christmas Day, where remember the immortal words of Kevin ‘Bloody’ Wilson: Santa Claus you cunt, where’s my fucking bike? I’ve opened all my presents and there’s nothing there I like…
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
And so we get to Christmas Day, where remember the immortal words of Kevin ‘Bloody’ Wilson: Santa Claus you cunt, where’s my fucking bike? I’ve opened all my presents and there’s nothing there I like…
Oddly enough, Fred Dineage. He’s usually written up as the nicest man in broadcasting.
I was a boy and went to see him record Battle of the Sexes, a sports game recorded at Southampton Sports Centre for Southern Television…
I was a boy and went to see him record Battle of the Sexes, a sports game recorded at Southampton Sports Centre for Southern Television…
The worst celebrity I ever met was Lenny Henry. Who was yours?
December 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oddly enough, Fred Dineage. He’s usually written up as the nicest man in broadcasting.
I was a boy and went to see him record Battle of the Sexes, a sports game recorded at Southampton Sports Centre for Southern Television…
I was a boy and went to see him record Battle of the Sexes, a sports game recorded at Southampton Sports Centre for Southern Television…
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“My heart will go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!!” - Mrs Doyle doing karaoke.
December 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
“My heart will go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!!” - Mrs Doyle doing karaoke.
Jesus, he’s even lost The Telegraph. THE TELEGRAPH! It’s like being called too right wing by Atilla the Hun.
December 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Jesus, he’s even lost The Telegraph. THE TELEGRAPH! It’s like being called too right wing by Atilla the Hun.
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This 👇
Literally every time an Avatar film comes out, a small part of me wonders if maybe I should finally watch them while at the same time I overwhelmingly just don't care enough to, and then I completely forget they exist along with the rest of the world until the next one arrives.
December 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This 👇
I see that a person who was too stupid to look where they were going and fell over is suing the Royal Albert Hall 🙄
December 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I see that a person who was too stupid to look where they were going and fell over is suing the Royal Albert Hall 🙄
Just watched Victoria Wood’s show All the Trimmings, where rips the piss out of Pride & Prejudice calling it Plots & Proposals. Hilarious.
December 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Just watched Victoria Wood’s show All the Trimmings, where rips the piss out of Pride & Prejudice calling it Plots & Proposals. Hilarious.
Never mind the Coca Cola truck…
LONGER DAYS ARE COMIN’, LONGER DAYS ARE COMIN’.
LONGER DAYS ARE COMIN’, LONGER DAYS ARE COMIN’.
December 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Never mind the Coca Cola truck…
LONGER DAYS ARE COMIN’, LONGER DAYS ARE COMIN’.
LONGER DAYS ARE COMIN’, LONGER DAYS ARE COMIN’.
Listening to lots of Christmas music has its pitfalls, particularly when a track has been used in advertising.
So I’m routinely to be found singing Elton John’s lesser known track ‘Step Into Woolworths’.
So I’m routinely to be found singing Elton John’s lesser known track ‘Step Into Woolworths’.
December 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Listening to lots of Christmas music has its pitfalls, particularly when a track has been used in advertising.
So I’m routinely to be found singing Elton John’s lesser known track ‘Step Into Woolworths’.
So I’m routinely to be found singing Elton John’s lesser known track ‘Step Into Woolworths’.
I’m catching up with #TWBTLATS. It has an Ambassador Tide in it. I’m expecting Ambassador Surf, Ambassador Persil and Ambassador Ariel soon….
December 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’m catching up with #TWBTLATS. It has an Ambassador Tide in it. I’m expecting Ambassador Surf, Ambassador Persil and Ambassador Ariel soon….