Homelander
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Your strongest and reliable superhero!
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Unlimited... Blade Works!
January 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Unlimited... Blade Works!
go follow my @girlboysaotome.bsky.social or something idk i havent done anything there
December 3, 2024 at 9:39 AM
go follow my @girlboysaotome.bsky.social or something idk i havent done anything there
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go follow my @girlboysaotome.bsky.social or something idk i havent done anything there
December 3, 2024 at 9:37 AM
go follow my @girlboysaotome.bsky.social or something idk i havent done anything there
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Yeah, i am.
“Strongest super.”
Sure buddy…
Sure buddy…
October 20, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Yeah, i am.
Unlimited Drug Works.
October 19, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Unlimited Drug Works.
I'm a butch lesbian
Butchlander save me.... save me, Butchlander
October 19, 2024 at 11:04 AM
I'm a butch lesbian
I'm faster.
And I'm the god of speed
Yeah yeah, sureeee. Don't give a fuck. I am immortal and Homelander.
October 19, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I'm faster.
Nah, i'd win.
<Herobrine> Please get your head out of your ass, this is not a battle you'd win
Wouldn't you die before then
October 19, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Nah, i'd win.
Yeah yeah, sureeee. Don't give a fuck. I am immortal and Homelander.
You can't. You're clearly 3rd dimensional and death is in the 4th dimension. You need to be 4th dimensional and have death manipulation to be able to interact with it. Even then it depends on what universe you're in, which clearly you're in one where death isn't even something that's interactable
What if i just toss it back
October 19, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Yeah yeah, sureeee. Don't give a fuck. I am immortal and Homelander.
What if i just toss it back
And I would just transfer the death to you.
Like, i would literally just give you the essence of death and watch you slowly die
Like, i would literally just give you the essence of death and watch you slowly die
I could fry your head.
October 19, 2024 at 2:50 AM
What if i just toss it back
I could fry your head.
You're human. Humans have electrical signals inside of their brain which is what lets them do stuff. I control electricity. If i felt like it I could literally fry your brain and melt it.
There's nothing going on my brain, what you're doing is effectively useless.
October 19, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I could fry your head.
There's nothing going on my brain, what you're doing is effectively useless.
What if I just replaced all of the electrical signals in your brain with air
What if i just conceptually erased you with a wave of my finger what about that
October 19, 2024 at 2:43 AM
There's nothing going on my brain, what you're doing is effectively useless.
What if i just conceptually erased you with a wave of my finger what about that
I made death itself so angry it created a version of death specifically to kill me which I ended up being more powerful than. I am more powerful than death. I can only die from very specific causes.
Wouldn't you die before then
October 19, 2024 at 2:38 AM
What if i just conceptually erased you with a wave of my finger what about that
You would die.
🦔: Chat should I fight him?
Alright, fresh new start in this app, Vought told me it's better here.
Anyway, i'm the strongest.
Anyway, i'm the strongest.
October 19, 2024 at 2:38 AM
You would die.
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Meow meow here is Yoruichi
September 24, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Meow meow here is Yoruichi
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