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The Flash
@wallywestflash.bsky.social
The guy that runs really really fast.
not actually affiliated with DC.
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why is the sun gone where did it go
March 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"i forgot this place existed-" SO DID 99% OF THE OTHER PEOPLE HERE YOURE NOT SPECIAL
January 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
my stupid fucking parody Twitter version is in another generic fighting event
December 9, 2024 at 11:48 AM
So basically since you are the M in oMniscient nobody can know about the tree because of that
point being you can absolutely be omniscient and not know about the universe tree. because again i am the guardian of it
I was omniscient for a few days. I'm not saying It was cool
November 18, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I was omniscient for a few days. I'm not saying It was cool
i'm the letter m in omniscient and let me tell you that word is a bit fucked and not nearly all it's cracked up to be
I nearly destroyed the multiverse by running too fast and I quite literally became omniscient once I would know about it
November 17, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I nearly destroyed the multiverse by running too fast and I quite literally became omniscient once I would know about it
of course you wouldn't discover it. i guard the place
i feel like thousands of times I would've discovered this since how much I fuck with other universe and multiverse and Omniverses and the entire multiverse system of the CW flash show
November 17, 2024 at 3:12 PM
i feel like thousands of times I would've discovered this since how much I fuck with other universe and multiverse and Omniverses and the entire multiverse system of the CW flash show
my god. barry allen would have known this, he went through flashpoint

it's a tree that grows worlds instead of fruit. its branches housing the many worlds of the cosmos. hypothetical construct obviously

the universe tree on the other hand is very very real
what the fuck is a world tree
November 17, 2024 at 3:13 AM
what the fuck is a world tree
so you know the world tree

that but

more
itll make what cry
November 17, 2024 at 3:09 AM
itll make what cry
naaaaah at best it'll make yggdrasil² cry
I think that might just destroy the universe
November 16, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I think that might just destroy the universe
do you want a swiftness potion so it integer overflows
cant be slowed. above infinite speed.
November 16, 2024 at 10:00 PM
cant be slowed. above infinite speed.
do you want a minecraft slowness potion
im not just fast when it comes to movement you know
November 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
im not just fast when it comes to movement you know
have you tried only jumping as movement would that slow you down
im just correcting you
being fast sucks
November 16, 2024 at 5:44 PM
im just correcting you
being fast sucks
youre talking high on it for someone who seemingly wants it gone
no, infinite speed power is being able to do literally anything with speed and being able to go as fast as they feel like without any repercussions or drawbacks.
most flashes barely surpass 500,000,000x the speed of light.
November 16, 2024 at 5:42 PM
no, infinite speed power is being able to do literally anything with speed and being able to go as fast as they feel like without any repercussions or drawbacks.
most flashes barely surpass 500,000,000x the speed of light.
every flash has infinite speed power it came free with your fucking lightning motif
i have above infinite speed power, i cant get rid of any of it technically
November 16, 2024 at 3:43 PM
i have above infinite speed power, i cant get rid of any of it technically
unless you donate the power to a new flash who's like. i dunno a kid or something. to be hip with the new generation
Dude even if they do delete like most of my power it'll somehow come back
November 14, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Dude even if they do delete like most of my power it'll somehow come back
you might be surprised
the writers won't retcon me being called the fastest being in the multiverse.
November 14, 2024 at 12:03 PM
the writers won't retcon me being called the fastest being in the multiverse.
ask the comic writers to nerf you again they seem happy to do it
November 13, 2024 at 8:47 PM
im too fast
they're making me wear this badge and listen to people's problems. i hate it here.

anyways what's up with you guys
November 12, 2024 at 11:56 PM
what is that
[parody bluesky]

Tf is this
November 12, 2024 at 10:26 PM
thanks for .02 followers
November 10, 2024 at 6:25 AM
i figured out how to bypass my schools linewise block
November 7, 2024 at 3:51 PM
they're not swimming they're running cause they're not underwater
sharks with legs
November 7, 2024 at 2:16 AM
sharks with legs
November 7, 2024 at 2:15 AM
do you forget you can just ignore things
November 7, 2024 at 12:04 AM